Devilishly Clever.
devilishlyclever.bsky.social
Devilishly Clever.
@devilishlyclever.bsky.social
Devil May Care Attitude. I just want to enjoy Social Media without leasing my soul to the devil. Former Twitter Exile. Clever, Witty, Non GMO.
Former ISA. Current Freelancer/Corporate Intelligence. I find out who is being really bad. "Sine Pari."
Well Police called the house.

Evidently a 20something year old male decided to grab Eliza from behind and grope her.

Now men are stronger than Woman, but..Eliza had leg locked him behind the knee fell back, and had him in a Rear Naked Choke hold till police came. Which was easy since he was crying
September 21, 2026 at 8:15 PM
“I’m going to go take a shower.”

“Is that a statement or a suggestion?”

“Hear that? No kids in the house. Assume what you will.”

2 hours later.

“We need another shower.”
September 21, 2026 at 4:44 PM
“we want to buy your company.”

“You do know our company is employee run, they would have to agree with it.”

“We can offer them positions.”

“JT!”

“What?”

“Want to join this company?”

“They do know we work FOR THE PEOPLE!!”
September 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Me with my sister.

“JT. You needed to turn back there.”

“Oh. Next turn.”

“OMG YOU MISSED THAT TURN!

“Sorry. The truck ahead of us is not turning.”

“what does that truck have to do with you missing turns it says WIDE LOAD!”

“Since you’re here. Thought it was an escort.”

She hurt me a lot.
September 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Some rude person asked me.."What are your thoughts on Transrights?"

I replied "I do not know, same people complaining about Transrights, their Fathers, and Grandfather were also the ones complaining about Rights of Blacks. As for me, as the Declaration of Independence, Inalienable Rights.
September 17, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Yesterday we found out our UPS Woman was being given a new route, which she was not happy because she has been on this route for 15 years, and she has bonded with the families, mine included. No offense to the new younger guy, but.

When you get 200 people at your hub politely demanding that Nicole
September 17, 2026 at 12:21 AM
So Eliza and Emme have registered to vote. Someone asked what party?

They said…”None of your business.”
September 16, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I just watched one daughter kick a soccer ball into her sister, and watch her go down, and started shaking.

I got up and left soon as I saw where it hit ONLY TO HEAR!

"EMME! YOU MIGHT WANT TO JUST ENJOY IT FOR AWHILE!"

"Excuse Me."

"Got kicked there once before, and sheesh!"

"I need a drink."
September 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
One of Jeni's favorite characters Peanuts.

What does Starbucks have (HAD) in stores today (STOP DOING THIS SHIT) Peanuts!! How fast did they sell out..shorter time than typing this.

Target on the other hand. I was able to get 6 different Peanuts Collectibles.

Jeni comes home...
September 15, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Look is my sworn duty to

Walk up to my sister why she is on a lunch date with this guy she likes, and she orders burgers and fries...I AM OBLIGATED BY LAW TO TAKE A HANDFUL OF FRIES, AND A BITE OUT OF HER BURGR!

THEM THE RULES!
September 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Score Card.

Amanda, Bethany, Cameron are Triplets
Catherine and Charlene ,and Eliza and Emme are Twins
Allison, Danielle, and Rebecca are singles.

Amanda Bethany and Cameron are oldest
Follow by Allison.
Followed by Cathrine and Charlene
Eliza and Emme
and Rebecca.

39-37-28-26-19-16
September 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
We talked to our daughter Catherine today.

She is doing research.

At the South Pole.

She will be there for a year.

I HAVE A KID AT THE SOUTH POLE!
September 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Building Hussy Grabbed My Ass.

“This is going to be mine.”

So I responded like any typical male would when a woman grabs his ass.

I called my wife to let her handle it.

She came. She grabbed her by the hair and dragged her into the ladies room.
September 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
@trekkiebill.bsky.social Well.

Shit.

S4 EP8

Orders of Magnitude.

DAMN!
September 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
On Sept 12th 2001. My Old C/O said when asked to train a new team.

"I am not teaching young men to follow me into a situation they are not prepared for."

"What if we got your old team back."

"Then I would in a heart beat, but they did their bit for this country."

The look when he saw us.
September 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Awwww. How cute.

MAGA Man “Tell me. You so mart name the 3 branches of government?”

“Executive, Judicial and Legislative.”

“HA HA HA YOU MOSSED THE PRESIDENT!”

“Dumbass that’s The Executive Branch.”

“Oh…umm….”

“You people are not very bright.”
September 9, 2026 at 11:34 AM
This sums up Wil E Coyote and Road Runner. They are looking down on Foghorn Leghorn. Foghorn was about to hit Wil E, but Road Runner grabbed him, took him down.

Credit to Luciacas Tillo for this

youtu.be/rTajXpDh-04?...
September 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Beep Beep Beep.

Translation

"Are you coming back?"
September 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
My Wife just screamed at the top of her lungs in that fashion she just saw a big ass spider, and expects me to come in and remove it from the premises.
September 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Can relate with Eeyore today.
Eeyore in the Rain - Winnie The Pooh
ALT: Eeyore in the Rain - Winnie The Pooh
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August 27, 2026 at 7:33 PM
There is no joy today. Same as Yesterdsy. Same as Monday.

RIP Peter Cullen and Thanks.
Optimus Prime Truck Transformation
ALT: Optimus Prime Truck Transformation
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August 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Monday it was Dolly Parton
Tuesday it was Tim Curry.

TODAY! PETER CULLEN!

THE VOICE OF OPTIMUS PRIME!

WTF MAN!
August 27, 2026 at 7:20 PM
AGAIN! WRONG 80 YEAR OLD!

YESTERDAY DOLLY

TODAY TIM CURRY!

LISTEN! YOU ARE TAKING THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLD DEATH!
August 26, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Get to work.

9 to 5 starts playing, and a lot of us are wearing pink for a Phenomenal Human Being.
August 26, 2026 at 2:20 PM
The Twins are with their Obaachan. Their Godfather picked them up.

They are happy, safe.
August 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM