Devonian Stone
@devonianstone.bsky.social
cishet [pronounced "si-shay"], he him, drummer, sparklebrain, attorney-ish, fur-adjacent, sparklebrain, horseless, semi-rural, too old to date you probably, sparklebrain, strong divorced-dad vibes pfp: "hi trans i'm dad" on trans pride stripes
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please help marlo
can anyone help me. it’s kind of urgent. sorry
Support marlo
Support marlo
ko-fi.com
September 17, 2026 at 4:24 AM
please help marlo
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can anyone help me. it’s kind of urgent. sorry
Support marlo
Support marlo
ko-fi.com
August 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
can anyone help me. it’s kind of urgent. sorry
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Sorry to ruin your gloom but:
September 17, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Sorry to ruin your gloom but:
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Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
September 16, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
i look forward to their re-education
Enjoy the camps, bluesky devs!
September 17, 2026 at 4:19 AM
i look forward to their re-education
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Enjoy the camps, bluesky devs!
September 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Enjoy the camps, bluesky devs!
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I made a purse because I always wanted one after playing with my grandmother's sewing box of a similar build approach. And I created a cosplay for an event to have an excuse to make it finally.
I present Baba Yaga's House as a purse. (I might have posted this already but I love it so much.)
I present Baba Yaga's House as a purse. (I might have posted this already but I love it so much.)
September 17, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I made a purse because I always wanted one after playing with my grandmother's sewing box of a similar build approach. And I created a cosplay for an event to have an excuse to make it finally.
I present Baba Yaga's House as a purse. (I might have posted this already but I love it so much.)
I present Baba Yaga's House as a purse. (I might have posted this already but I love it so much.)
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the opposite of egg mcmuffin is chicken mcdickout
September 8, 2023 at 4:13 PM
the opposite of egg mcmuffin is chicken mcdickout
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Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
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are you finding yourself begrudgingly having to respect macklemore because of his perfect views on palestine? just imagine how it felt to learn that the fucking venga boys are arguably more antifascist than rage against the machine
September 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
are you finding yourself begrudgingly having to respect macklemore because of his perfect views on palestine? just imagine how it felt to learn that the fucking venga boys are arguably more antifascist than rage against the machine
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Me: if I’m guilty of anything, it’s loving too much
Judge: and indecent exposure
Me: well yeah
Judge: and indecent exposure
Me: well yeah
February 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Me: if I’m guilty of anything, it’s loving too much
Judge: and indecent exposure
Me: well yeah
Judge: and indecent exposure
Me: well yeah
can someone who knows more about islam than me help explain why the houthis are ok with shooting missles at mecca
September 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
can someone who knows more about islam than me help explain why the houthis are ok with shooting missles at mecca
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As a professional punter, I’m in absolute awe at the masterclass put on by this Congress. Just punt after punt after punt, it’s like rewatching the 0-16 Lions.
Imagine a job where, faced with a difficult decision, you could just stop going to work www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
House to leave early, punting Hegseth impeachment vote until after November elections
House Republican leaders cancelled votes planned for Thursday. Members won’t return to Washington until Nov. 9.
www.nbcnews.com
September 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
As a professional punter, I’m in absolute awe at the masterclass put on by this Congress. Just punt after punt after punt, it’s like rewatching the 0-16 Lions.
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If Mike Johnson can take breaks because he doesn’t feel like voting, I think farmworkers should be allowed to take breaks so they don’t die of heat stroke. #WeFeedYou
“The number of workers in the US killed by heat exposure has increased almost every year since the pandemic: 36 in 2021, 43 in 2022, 55 in 2023, and 48 in 2024, according to federal data. Most deaths occurred among agriculture, construction, landscaping, and manufacturing workers.” #WeFeedYou
“There are no federal laws requiring employers to protect workers from heat-related working conditions, even as climate change ratchets up temperatures and makes extreme weather more common.” www.newsfromthestates.com/article/i-go... #WeFeedYou
September 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
If Mike Johnson can take breaks because he doesn’t feel like voting, I think farmworkers should be allowed to take breaks so they don’t die of heat stroke. #WeFeedYou
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every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
September 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
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Ah, Urgency, Stubbornness, and Spite: the three musketeers of ADHD productivity hacking.
it would appear that the most effective productivity hack i have for my ADHD is "having an enemy"
September 16, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Ah, Urgency, Stubbornness, and Spite: the three musketeers of ADHD productivity hacking.
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Hey check this out:
Dead Sheeran
Dead Sheeran
he's gonna end up having to cancel the whole tour.
Thousands of Ed Sheeran Tickets Remain Unsold for Singer's Tour, With Prices Down to $65 Online
Ticketmaster still has seats to all remaining Loop Tour dates, while some resellers are listing Sheeran tickets for below face value. See the latest prices and offers here.
www.rollingstone.com
September 16, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Hey check this out:
Dead Sheeran
Dead Sheeran
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oh to be a creature splish splashing in the mud
May 15, 2026 at 3:22 AM
oh to be a creature splish splashing in the mud
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posting a text-based image and adding alt text that just says, "a quote from so-and-so" is poor form
learn to do better
learn to do better
September 16, 2026 at 8:22 PM
posting a text-based image and adding alt text that just says, "a quote from so-and-so" is poor form
learn to do better
learn to do better
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BREAKING: The House of Representatives has voted to hold billionaire and former Apollo Global Management CEO Leon Black in contempt of Congress for refusing to comply with subpoenas issued by a committee investigating convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
September 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
BREAKING: The House of Representatives has voted to hold billionaire and former Apollo Global Management CEO Leon Black in contempt of Congress for refusing to comply with subpoenas issued by a committee investigating convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
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Man, it's a good thing Ed Sheeran decided to steer clear of politics, that worked out well for him
September 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Man, it's a good thing Ed Sheeran decided to steer clear of politics, that worked out well for him