johnny deformed
@dewormed.bsky.social
toni collette's ear doctor.
miss collette call me please
miss collette call me please
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johnny deformed
@dewormed.bsky.social
· Aug 12
I get a notification when you log on thinking of me
couldnt watch this episode and i had the vhs and my friends wanted to watch it on my 7th birthday so i went in my room
October 5, 2026 at 11:30 AM
couldnt watch this episode and i had the vhs and my friends wanted to watch it on my 7th birthday so i went in my room
If a narrative game is good but not great, I probably won't finish it.
If a roguelike is annoying and number go up, I will play it for 300 hours
If a roguelike is annoying and number go up, I will play it for 300 hours
October 2, 2026 at 10:27 AM
If a narrative game is good but not great, I probably won't finish it.
If a roguelike is annoying and number go up, I will play it for 300 hours
If a roguelike is annoying and number go up, I will play it for 300 hours
Abundance used to be a hopeful idea, now libertarians took it to mean "we don't have to slow down"
Effective altruism too, then they took it to mean "all the money should be mine"
Effective altruism too, then they took it to mean "all the money should be mine"
October 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Abundance used to be a hopeful idea, now libertarians took it to mean "we don't have to slow down"
Effective altruism too, then they took it to mean "all the money should be mine"
Effective altruism too, then they took it to mean "all the money should be mine"
The Road by cormac mcarthy but they have to eat everything they touch
September 30, 2026 at 8:19 AM
The Road by cormac mcarthy but they have to eat everything they touch
i begin every chatgpt request with "how might a handsome fellow like me, and his hideous assistant (you),"
September 27, 2026 at 3:16 PM
i begin every chatgpt request with "how might a handsome fellow like me, and his hideous assistant (you),"
i would kill to be wearing a damp shirt at all times
September 27, 2026 at 2:21 PM
i would kill to be wearing a damp shirt at all times
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Hail to you and praise to Re! The heads of the Children of Impotence have been removed. (BDF)
September 26, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Hail to you and praise to Re! The heads of the Children of Impotence have been removed. (BDF)
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edited for brevity and reuse
September 22, 2026 at 2:27 PM
edited for brevity and reuse
the primary benefit of money (cash, or 'dollars' to some) is getting nice things for people you care about
September 22, 2026 at 11:17 AM
the primary benefit of money (cash, or 'dollars' to some) is getting nice things for people you care about
every nowing then
September 21, 2026 at 10:04 AM
every nowing then
i will call you gungabelle.
and the boy, gungabello.
he will be a burden to you, but his simplemindedness will provide much needed levity
and the boy, gungabello.
he will be a burden to you, but his simplemindedness will provide much needed levity
September 21, 2026 at 9:54 AM
i will call you gungabelle.
and the boy, gungabello.
he will be a burden to you, but his simplemindedness will provide much needed levity
and the boy, gungabello.
he will be a burden to you, but his simplemindedness will provide much needed levity
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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but I'm going to jump over you right now I'm going to leap over your head from a standing position do not move
September 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but I'm going to jump over you right now I'm going to leap over your head from a standing position do not move
when ed next takes to the stage - september 19th - he will execute phase II of his plan: self-immolation in solidarity with palestine.
macklemore will return in phase III
macklemore will return in phase III
September 16, 2026 at 11:24 AM
when ed next takes to the stage - september 19th - he will execute phase II of his plan: self-immolation in solidarity with palestine.
macklemore will return in phase III
macklemore will return in phase III
ants be looking crazy when there sexed
September 16, 2026 at 11:07 AM
ants be looking crazy when there sexed
NEW FROM NETFLIX:
GUANTANAMO BABES
ZERO DARK FLIRTY
MKULTRADELUXE
GUANTANAMO BABES
ZERO DARK FLIRTY
MKULTRADELUXE
Netflix has announced a new reality series titled ‘THE NEW STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT’.
The series follows 30 participants who enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. They must see if they conform to the roles or if morality wins.
The series follows 30 participants who enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. They must see if they conform to the roles or if morality wins.
September 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
NEW FROM NETFLIX:
GUANTANAMO BABES
ZERO DARK FLIRTY
MKULTRADELUXE
GUANTANAMO BABES
ZERO DARK FLIRTY
MKULTRADELUXE
rachel dolezal be like yeah, i'm thinking i'm black
September 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
rachel dolezal be like yeah, i'm thinking i'm black
you gotta break a few omelettes to make what I call Rudy's breakfast tornado
September 14, 2026 at 4:14 AM
you gotta break a few omelettes to make what I call Rudy's breakfast tornado
they should do outtakes for conversations where you get to say all the things you thought of but couldn't find an opening
September 11, 2026 at 9:37 PM
they should do outtakes for conversations where you get to say all the things you thought of but couldn't find an opening
my uterus operates on a first cum first served basis
September 10, 2026 at 11:11 AM
my uterus operates on a first cum first served basis
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INT: ROGER STERLING'S OFFICE - DAY
ROGER: Think that hygienist'll let me jack off on laughing gas? I'm trying to jack off on every drug.
JOAN: You've harassed me for the last time
ROGER: Think that hygienist'll let me jack off on laughing gas? I'm trying to jack off on every drug.
JOAN: You've harassed me for the last time
July 3, 2026 at 6:26 AM
INT: ROGER STERLING'S OFFICE - DAY
ROGER: Think that hygienist'll let me jack off on laughing gas? I'm trying to jack off on every drug.
JOAN: You've harassed me for the last time
ROGER: Think that hygienist'll let me jack off on laughing gas? I'm trying to jack off on every drug.
JOAN: You've harassed me for the last time
no screens on this 9 hour flight
September 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
no screens on this 9 hour flight
yes i do have to play my mobile game at full volume sitting next to you, paging doctor idiot they need more stupid questions on level two, get the fuck away from me
September 4, 2026 at 11:42 AM
yes i do have to play my mobile game at full volume sitting next to you, paging doctor idiot they need more stupid questions on level two, get the fuck away from me