Dex
@dexgrows.bsky.social
The one and only Dexter Methorphan. You've probably got bootlegs of my music somewhere in your closet
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We’re all gonna die the dumbest fucking deaths in the history of mankind
The PlayStation 3 was the peak
We didn’t need any more than that
We didn’t need any more than that
Luke half-seriously wonders: What if...everyone just re-released old consoles instead of trying to sell $1000+ new ones?
aftermath.site/ps2-xbox-re-re...
aftermath.site/ps2-xbox-re-re...
October 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
The PlayStation 3 was the peak
We didn’t need any more than that
We didn’t need any more than that
I made a huge mess and since taking this picture it’s about double
And yet there are more maples… unstoppable trees
And yet there are more maples… unstoppable trees
October 5, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I made a huge mess and since taking this picture it’s about double
And yet there are more maples… unstoppable trees
And yet there are more maples… unstoppable trees
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Parents, when you want a soda:
October 5, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Parents, when you want a soda:
It’s gonna be so fucking creepy having people I don’t know walk over and say “so dex can I help you find what you’re looking for”
Fuck that
Fuck that
We're repeatedly told that the killer app for pervert glasses - Meta's AI-enabled camera glasses and their imitators - is that they will remind you of someone's name and spare you the social awkwardness of not recognizing them.
October 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
It’s gonna be so fucking creepy having people I don’t know walk over and say “so dex can I help you find what you’re looking for”
Fuck that
Fuck that
If you ignore jk Rowling she goes away
October 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
If you ignore jk Rowling she goes away
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"unlucky few"
According to a recent study, there may be as many as 15 million Americans suffering from some form of Long COVID. Maybe we can start with admitting its an issue and that ignoring a condition that is impacting MILLIONS of Americans?
www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/lon...
According to a recent study, there may be as many as 15 million Americans suffering from some form of Long COVID. Maybe we can start with admitting its an issue and that ignoring a condition that is impacting MILLIONS of Americans?
www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/lon...
Long COVID may affect 1 in 6 infected patients
www.cidrap.umn.edu
October 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
"unlucky few"
According to a recent study, there may be as many as 15 million Americans suffering from some form of Long COVID. Maybe we can start with admitting its an issue and that ignoring a condition that is impacting MILLIONS of Americans?
www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/lon...
According to a recent study, there may be as many as 15 million Americans suffering from some form of Long COVID. Maybe we can start with admitting its an issue and that ignoring a condition that is impacting MILLIONS of Americans?
www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/lon...
Every few years, inevitably👇
Are people actually mad that Rage Against The Machine declined to endorse The Machine
October 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Every few years, inevitably👇
Someone force me to do my chores please
I’m stun locked to this chair from my own weed
I’m stun locked to this chair from my own weed
October 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Someone force me to do my chores please
I’m stun locked to this chair from my own weed
I’m stun locked to this chair from my own weed
libs are losing their minds rn i assume
It is my honor and privilege to announce that President @barackobama.bsky.social is joining us on the trail in Detroit on Saturday, October 24.
Get. Ready.
Get. Ready.
October 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
libs are losing their minds rn i assume
I like how granola went from being the "crunchy healthy alternative" to smooshed candy bars in a bag
October 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I like how granola went from being the "crunchy healthy alternative" to smooshed candy bars in a bag
"how much cash you guys got"
October 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
"how much cash you guys got"
getting ratioed for a shitpost
only on bsky!
only on bsky!
It's music. Music doesn't have meaning, it's just sounds. It's not connected to the real world.
That's why "Born in the USA" can be used to celebrate America, or "Fortunate Son" as a military recruiting song.
That's why "Born in the USA" can be used to celebrate America, or "Fortunate Son" as a military recruiting song.
October 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
getting ratioed for a shitpost
only on bsky!
only on bsky!
I am going to smoke the weed and then I am going to trim the weed
October 5, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I am going to smoke the weed and then I am going to trim the weed
“Accept bad things for the future benefits of AI”
Mfer, the headlines LAST WEEK were how AI almost started world war 3
That’s a lot worse than bad
Mfer, the headlines LAST WEEK were how AI almost started world war 3
That’s a lot worse than bad
October 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
“Accept bad things for the future benefits of AI”
Mfer, the headlines LAST WEEK were how AI almost started world war 3
That’s a lot worse than bad
Mfer, the headlines LAST WEEK were how AI almost started world war 3
That’s a lot worse than bad
I swear he just came to my door trying to sell me magazines
October 5, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I swear he just came to my door trying to sell me magazines
Cleo Abram is just too damn positive
October 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Cleo Abram is just too damn positive
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An idea: if we don't want government loaning people money for education, we should cut out the middle man and publicly fund it. 🤷🏼♂️
October 5, 2026 at 11:16 AM
An idea: if we don't want government loaning people money for education, we should cut out the middle man and publicly fund it. 🤷🏼♂️
I think it’s time I get my bad tattoo covered up
Turn whatever this is into a big branch (that’ll cover my tattoo) and have a friendly little cartoony owl dude on it
Like this but more anime and happier
Turn whatever this is into a big branch (that’ll cover my tattoo) and have a friendly little cartoony owl dude on it
Like this but more anime and happier
October 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I think it’s time I get my bad tattoo covered up
Turn whatever this is into a big branch (that’ll cover my tattoo) and have a friendly little cartoony owl dude on it
Like this but more anime and happier
Turn whatever this is into a big branch (that’ll cover my tattoo) and have a friendly little cartoony owl dude on it
Like this but more anime and happier
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my friend kelly randomly said “what if penises unfurled like a butterfly’s tongue” to which i replied “it’s actually called a proboscis” and then she just stared at me
October 4, 2026 at 7:44 PM
my friend kelly randomly said “what if penises unfurled like a butterfly’s tongue” to which i replied “it’s actually called a proboscis” and then she just stared at me
Two days ago I texted my neighbor “it seems like the leaves are turning late this year, doesn’t it?”
Today my driveway is completely covered in leaves
Today my driveway is completely covered in leaves
October 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Two days ago I texted my neighbor “it seems like the leaves are turning late this year, doesn’t it?”
Today my driveway is completely covered in leaves
Today my driveway is completely covered in leaves
When I’m president there will be *redacted* for all the people involved in gambling apps and prediction markets
All that money will go directly back to the gamblers and gambling will for all intents and purposes be banned
Vote me
All that money will go directly back to the gamblers and gambling will for all intents and purposes be banned
Vote me
October 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
When I’m president there will be *redacted* for all the people involved in gambling apps and prediction markets
All that money will go directly back to the gamblers and gambling will for all intents and purposes be banned
Vote me
All that money will go directly back to the gamblers and gambling will for all intents and purposes be banned
Vote me
@dextermethorphan.bsky.social you should listen to my band since you've apparently yoinked my name
on.soundcloud.com/earHqvkqbQuk...
on.soundcloud.com/earHqvkqbQuk...
May Ate Teeth
Another favorite of mine.
soundcloud.com
October 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
@dextermethorphan.bsky.social you should listen to my band since you've apparently yoinked my name
on.soundcloud.com/earHqvkqbQuk...
on.soundcloud.com/earHqvkqbQuk...