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dextrorphan.bsky.social
thea
@dextrorphan.bsky.social
20 | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️

i like linux, and im obsessed with jungle and uk garage. im the smartest person i invented the wheel myself a few years ago
i dont use this much anymore cause i've recovered enough from my psychotic episode a couple years back that i can actually handle real social media now
August 21, 2026 at 8:41 AM
i want to be filled with milk and slanmed against a wall to make a loud thud like that one webkinz plushie
July 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
windows software: infinite free trial but with ads and constant nagging to buy it. heavily tracks you

mac software: $18.99 for a single feature that should be built into the OS. entirely vibe coded

linux software: completely free, has literally every possible feature except the ones you need
July 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
everything got worse when the internet became round
July 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
popular youtube sponsor "Stop Killing Puppies Company" is actually owned by the parent company of multiple Puppy Incinerator manufacturers
July 3, 2026 at 7:04 AM
what this " Blue Tooh" yall be talking about 👀
June 30, 2026 at 5:28 AM
what ive come to realize is that bluesky and twitter are both wastelands its just that bluesky doesn't hide it
June 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
everything is either tik tok or aliexpress now.

youtube? tik tok
instagram? tik tok
tik tok? aliexpress
pinterest? aliexpress
govee lights app? tik tok
June 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
this welbutrin ahit is crazy #FUCK
May 31, 2026 at 1:02 AM
vibe for da morning
May 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
bart simpson marijuano
April 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
stake ads are making me miss shadow raid legends
April 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
2 months and its aged poorly truly aged like milk
"tik tok humor is just twitters reheated leftovers" used to be true pre-elon but now tik tok is the funny platform and twitter humor is reserved for your weird older cousin that has his wallpaper on all of his devices set to a suspiciously young looking anime girl (he's 34 and unemployed)
March 8, 2026 at 12:34 AM
vibe for tonight
March 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
like clockwork
February 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Reposted by thea
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
January 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Reposted by thea
The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
January 29, 2026 at 10:46 PM
indomie tastes so fucking good how have i missed out on this for my whole life
January 22, 2026 at 8:36 PM
performative male psychic call that man clairovoyant
January 16, 2026 at 6:59 AM
lil peep dying is like 9/11 for white millennial women with dreads
January 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
song so good im giving my desk backshots to the beat
January 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
spotify emails me like a parasocial twitch viewer
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
the biggest beaf steak
January 12, 2026 at 6:13 AM
guy who gets his political news from a betting app
January 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Do you have what it takes to be the best? *cut to men trudging through mud slightly homoerotically* Anybody can do their part whether you're on the field, *generic war footage where nothings rlly happening* or you're a masterful strategist *cut to NCIS-style hacker room*. Join today
January 10, 2026 at 4:28 AM