Dick Vein Dyke
@dickveindyke.bsky.social
Pretty enough for all normal purposes. Surprisingly NSFW.
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Made a lil doodle of @dickveindyke.bsky.social ,who is one of my Bluesky husbands and needs to only look in my direction and I lose my clothing. (His face is so cute and sexy with just a hint of good trouble 🥰)
August 21, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Made a lil doodle of @dickveindyke.bsky.social ,who is one of my Bluesky husbands and needs to only look in my direction and I lose my clothing. (His face is so cute and sexy with just a hint of good trouble 🥰)
⚠️ALERT⚠️
#1 Bluesky Crush and Ultimate Hottie @inktronerded.bsky.social doodled me and it made me melt a little. 🫠
#1 Bluesky Crush and Ultimate Hottie @inktronerded.bsky.social doodled me and it made me melt a little. 🫠
August 21, 2026 at 7:20 PM
⚠️ALERT⚠️
#1 Bluesky Crush and Ultimate Hottie @inktronerded.bsky.social doodled me and it made me melt a little. 🫠
#1 Bluesky Crush and Ultimate Hottie @inktronerded.bsky.social doodled me and it made me melt a little. 🫠
One of the things I hate the most about straight guys is that they seem to think they can walk halfway across the gym in the middle of their set and you’re supposed to somehow magically know that they’re not finished with that machine.
July 21, 2026 at 1:06 AM
One of the things I hate the most about straight guys is that they seem to think they can walk halfway across the gym in the middle of their set and you’re supposed to somehow magically know that they’re not finished with that machine.
Ben & Jerry’s Flavor: Cookie Butt’er Emails
July 19, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Ben & Jerry’s Flavor: Cookie Butt’er Emails
I’ve been trying to come up with a sex position called “the devil’s trebuchet,” but I haven’t figured it out yet.
July 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I’ve been trying to come up with a sex position called “the devil’s trebuchet,” but I haven’t figured it out yet.
Happy hump day from my jock skirt to yours 🖤
July 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Happy hump day from my jock skirt to yours 🖤
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Oh! Sorry, is this seat taken???
July 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Oh! Sorry, is this seat taken???
Oh! Sorry, is this seat taken???
July 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Oh! Sorry, is this seat taken???
I liked my outfit for the Pride BBQ last night :)
June 27, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I liked my outfit for the Pride BBQ last night :)
🎵 *Spring Awakening Music* 🎶
“Spriiiiing and Summer…
Twenty twenty six…”
“Spriiiiing and Summer…
Twenty twenty six…”
June 26, 2026 at 7:19 PM
🎵 *Spring Awakening Music* 🎶
“Spriiiiing and Summer…
Twenty twenty six…”
“Spriiiiing and Summer…
Twenty twenty six…”
Any day can be hump day if I really really want it to be, FYI!
June 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Any day can be hump day if I really really want it to be, FYI!
Boyfriend just asked me to turn around and leave when I got home from work because he’s still on a Zoom with a psychic. I just know that b*tch hates my guts! 🔮✨
June 24, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Boyfriend just asked me to turn around and leave when I got home from work because he’s still on a Zoom with a psychic. I just know that b*tch hates my guts! 🔮✨
Two things are true:
1. I make great pizza (from scratch!).
2. I didn’t notice the mold on that parmesan until after the fact.
1. I make great pizza (from scratch!).
2. I didn’t notice the mold on that parmesan until after the fact.
June 21, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Two things are true:
1. I make great pizza (from scratch!).
2. I didn’t notice the mold on that parmesan until after the fact.
1. I make great pizza (from scratch!).
2. I didn’t notice the mold on that parmesan until after the fact.
The work day always goes by so slowly when I have a new jock strap waiting for me to try on at home. 🫠
June 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
The work day always goes by so slowly when I have a new jock strap waiting for me to try on at home. 🫠
It’s giving Untitled Goose Game. 🪿
June 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
It’s giving Untitled Goose Game. 🪿