garland
banner
diedoffscreen.bsky.social
garland
@diedoffscreen.bsky.social
the horrors persist but so do i
25, 🇩🇪🇵🇱
Reposted by garland
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
September 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Reposted by garland
#ELDENRING Tarnished oc/Morgott.2024
September 13, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Reposted by garland
September 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Reposted by garland
friendly reminder to NOT GIVE DISCORD YOUR ID UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
Reposting this cause it keeps happening
September 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Reposted by garland
This Finnish guy has been teaching himself Sumerian, and sent a cuneiform tablet to the British Museum to check his progress.

They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post.

I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail!

www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...
September 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Reposted by garland
flawless creature
September 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Reposted by garland
happy Rising event my shit's hard like 9/11 and my heart burns like jet fuel
September 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Reposted by garland
September 4, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Reposted by garland
Happy You Know I Had To Do It To Em Eve to all who celebrate
September 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Reposted by garland
Drawing this in the background was so much fun.
September 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Reposted by garland
brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me
August 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by garland
Ted didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware.
August 27, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Reposted by garland
the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head

we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing
static.klipy.com
August 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Reposted by garland
August 26, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Reposted by garland
everyone will remember Tim Curry for Rocky Horror, Clue, Muppet Treasure Island, etc., but we can't forget his most important cultural contribution
August 26, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Reposted by garland
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
August 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by garland
August 26, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Reposted by garland
do u guys fw sneakolash
September 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
if i was a vampire i would probably spend most of my time in vampiric mist form, chilling in some cave or perhaps a grotto. i could spend centuries like this. if you're one of my mutuals i would let you smoke me
August 25, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Reposted by garland
I'm split between laughing at how absurd this looks, and sad because it couldn't have happened to a gentler soul. I'm so sorry, Gargoyle.
August 24, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Reposted by garland
July 28, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Reposted by garland
Goon Sanctuary

#FallenAces
August 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Reposted by garland
🚨 important cat news 🚨
August 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Reposted by garland
I love them so much.
August 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Reposted by garland
Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam.
August 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM