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Funny Quote of the Day: "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." - Erma Bombeck

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June 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." - Oscar Levant

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June 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." - Oscar Levant

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June 6, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen

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June 6, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow

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June 6, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen

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June 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony

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June 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney

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June 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony

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June 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow

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June 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." - Phyllis Diller

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June 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow

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June 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney

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June 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway

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June 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney

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June 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." - Phyllis Diller

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June 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I have never been hurt by what I have not said." - Calvin Coolidge

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June 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." - Phyllis Diller

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June 1, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I have never been hurt by what I have not said." - Calvin Coolidge

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June 1, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway

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May 31, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I have never been hurt by what I have not said." - Calvin Coolidge

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May 31, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." - Lana Turner

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May 29, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now." - Phil McGraw

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May 29, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole

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May 29, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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Funny Quote of the Day: "A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now." - Phil McGraw

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May 28, 2026 at 6:54 AM