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Just a reminder: if any of you would like to read the first six episodes of my #WLW farce triad comedy #StraightLaced, but you're not down with Literotica, there's also the blog: straightlacedshow.blogspot.com
Please stop letting #VideoGame companies weaponize your nostalgia against you in order to add pennies to their share prices.
November 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
A reminder to my #AIVideo peeps that if the #censorship bigots running #GenerativeAI today were in charge in 1954, there would be no "White Christmas" movie because the "Mandy" number insinuates that Mandy is not a loving wife making babies for her husband. Instead, she's a "community safety" issue.
November 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I can't find any official release to confirm this, but it would appear that the #AIArt and #AIVideo Web site #ImagineX has stopped offering dailies.
November 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Trump just told cattle farmers to kill cows faster to bring down beef prices.
November 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Benjamin Netanyahu went to MIT. He's the opposite of "vulgar". Jeffrey Sachs was busy being a snob because that's what American education has devolved into.
November 2, 2026 at 6:19 AM
By definition, ante meridiem (AM) means "before midday" (in #Latin) and post meridiem (PM) means "after midday". Thus, noon is the exact dividing point of your day. Germany broke that system during WWI to "save money on fuel". It didn't work.
November 2, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I typed this prompt into #ImagineX and the system told me that I am a threat to community safety. Men can't be weak. Women can't be beautiful. We're all just drones. Mistletoe is for pervs.

This is what happens when Christians are allowed to decide what is or isn't allowed in art. Why is that okay?
November 2, 2026 at 6:04 AM
The Luddites are scared of AI hardware in general, the Christians are terrified that AI will shatter their cult, and #WallStreet is paying a fortune in fees because they were expecting a fantastic short opportunity that hasn't materialized. Now they're all working together to bend reality with lies.
November 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
The idea that "everyone needs to #vote" is bullshit. The only people who should ever walk into a voting booth are the ones who took time to learn who the candidates are. Picking only "D"s or only "R"s is a path to madness. If you don't know the names before you see the ballot, stay fucking home.
November 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.

#TheGreatPumpkin #Linus #Peanuts #ItsTheGreatPumpkinCharlieBrown
November 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
People, hear me. Just because #SamAltman is a psychopath does not automatically mean that what he said was wrong. In a world where we run our applications via the cloud, the average computer user does not require 32GB of DRAM. It's just math. Stop letting Hate cloud your minds.
November 1, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The President of the United States of America---ostensibly the most powerful man in the world---said on October 30, 2026... metro.co.uk/2026/10/31/d...
October 31, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The point Altman was trying to make is that modern users are adopting software built on the cloud. Thus, most of us don't need physical DRAM inside our boxes. Only power users need that.

I vociferously boycott #OpenAI, yet he is not wrong in this case.
Sam Altman thinks it's a waste for RAM to sit idle in our PCs.

Yes, and it's just as much of a waste for money to sit in billionaires' and trillionaires' bank accounts as a bunch of binary and SQL logs, when it could literally be used to provide a livelihood for all of humanity.
October 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The #Latin phrase "ignis fatuus" translates to "fire of babblers" in English. It's the weird flame-like optical anomalies that you see when looking out over a bog at night. That "ignis" is the same as found in "ignite", and that "fatuus" (rhymes with "caboose") the same as in "infatuation".
October 31, 2026 at 4:05 PM
They're not "destroying America". They're "supporting the invisible cloud man".
October 31, 2026 at 3:31 PM
In modern American English, we say that "possession is 9/10ths of the law" to describe the uphill battle required to prove ownership in court when someone else has physical possession of an item.

Originally, the phrase was "11/12ths" for the same duodecimal reason there are 12 inches in a foot.
October 30, 2026 at 3:56 PM
In French, the "back" (dos) of a "donkey" (ane) is called a "dos d'âne". Now, if you actually look at a calm donkey, it's back is flat or even a little concave. However, when a donkey gets pissed, its back arches upward significantly. Hence the architectural jargon. fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dos-d%2...
October 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Just a reminder: if any of you would like to read the first six episodes of my #WLW farce triad comedy #StraightLaced, but you're not down with Literotica, there's also the blog: straightlacedshow.blogspot.com
October 30, 2026 at 7:03 AM
All candy bars contribute to diabetes, ergo all candy bars are the worst.
October 30, 2026 at 6:22 AM
So, while the #MiniMax Agent continues to be a hot mess in the "Projects" respect, after I personally e-mailed and explained that they were burning a ton of needless electricity, they appear to have brought back H3 for free users with daily credits.
October 30, 2026 at 6:20 AM
How great could #PatrickStewart have been? The guy thought he was circumcised until his mid-70s.
October 30, 2026 at 1:46 AM
If anyone needs a song to play while you're applying dirty, dirty #Halloween makeup this week, it's free => soundcloud.com/dirty-devote...
October 30, 2026 at 12:39 AM
If you were sitting around wondering to yourself, "Gee, I wonder if maybe I might have joined a cult but didn't realize it.", the answer is "Yes." should you care about any of this bullshit. Your cult of choice is one of the following:
1) The Democrats
2) The Republicans
3) The Cheesecake Factory
October 29, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Has anyone ever gotten to the end of an on-line survey, found a button that read "Take Survey Again", and then clicked that button to take a survey a second time? I mean, I support all things kinky, but even the S&M crowd wouldn't touch such a button.
October 29, 2026 at 6:45 AM
This is how the #duopoly works. Both Republicans and Democrats are talking about the Cheesecake Factory, so that they don't have to talk about how lives are being ruined by politicians from both parties who took the job to get themselves on television. #VoteIndependent www.cnn.com/2026/10/28/p...
October 29, 2026 at 2:04 AM