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Ghost Astrid
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Chicago
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this chicken is free from society’s yoke
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Share if you agree
September 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Another new sticker that I’m excited to sell soon haha

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September 18, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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September 17, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Love how my Bluetooth headphones won’t stay connected while I’m wearing them but they were somehow connected to my phone all night last night after I set them on the nightstand. Like 10 hours
September 16, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Oh yeah? Well I’m a hydrophobic cream vehicle
September 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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“im the kind of woman who likes to afflict Damage Over Time Effects”
September 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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I don’t have a patch jacket but I do have a patch fridge
August 22, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I might be going to a baseball game tonight wish me luck
September 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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September 7, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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September 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
HoboNietzsche Planner, is that anything
August 31, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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“Looksminimizing” is sending me
August 30, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Puppy and flower
August 30, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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husband, stepping back from his creation: “i have no idea what this means.”
August 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Birthday anniversary staycation day one
August 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
August 28, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Pisces anything can eat one million dicks
August 27, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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‘Honk if you’re letting the soft animal of your body love what it loves’ would be perfect
August 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
They should make comedically large estrogen patches with bumper sticker slogans on them like

Bestie please let me merge
Honk if you skonk
I’d rather be slowly consumed by moss
August 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Stopped at Walgreens for meds on the way to an estate sale and the zine fest and I bought a plastic pumpkin. I ended up using it as an extra bag of holding, and boy howdy was that thing a hit, I should just carry a plastic pumpkin around sometimes I guess
August 23, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Are you aware of CAT YURTS

catyurts.com
August 19, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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This is the most incredible divorce article I have ever read
Cole Harry found himself in the midst of a sudden divorce. His ex took the apartment, the furniture — and his Rancho Gordo Bean Club subscription. When heirloom beans are caught in the middle of a messy divorce, who should get custody? @soleilho.com asks Bay Area food club leaders to chime in.
It’s Over — But I’m Keeping The Bean Club
When heirloom beans are caught in the middle of a messy divorce, who should get custody? Bay Area food club leaders chime in.
www.coyotemedia.org
August 18, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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TFW your polycule becomes the no-kill shelter
Fuck marry kill but you’re poly and it becomes fuck fuck fuck marry marry marry and no kill
August 18, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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lol at this sign in Tifa's bar that just says "BEER TEXAS"
August 17, 2026 at 1:05 AM