charlie kirks neck
@discognate.bsky.social
truth is, the skeets were rigged from the start
Pinned
brevity is the soul of wit but repetition is its heart
this was funnier the second time
somehow there's always one towel left over when you do laundry wtf
October 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
somehow there's always one towel left over when you do laundry wtf
can you get a tupac of shakurpies from the store
September 29, 2026 at 6:12 PM
can you get a tupac of shakurpies from the store
tragedy of the commons (all-gender gas station bathroom)
September 27, 2026 at 6:35 PM
tragedy of the commons (all-gender gas station bathroom)
using urban outfitters wifi to check my bsky dot social
September 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
using urban outfitters wifi to check my bsky dot social
oh youre gonna become an alcoholic? im 12 steps ahead of you
September 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
oh youre gonna become an alcoholic? im 12 steps ahead of you
land acking the previous tenants of my apartment
September 24, 2026 at 5:21 AM
land acking the previous tenants of my apartment
never put anything in your bio that you would have to guiltily explain removing
September 24, 2026 at 5:20 AM
never put anything in your bio that you would have to guiltily explain removing
thats storyslop, you only like it because it has a good throughline
September 23, 2026 at 5:39 AM
thats storyslop, you only like it because it has a good throughline
contrary to substacker belief you do need to shower more than once a week
September 18, 2026 at 1:41 AM
contrary to substacker belief you do need to shower more than once a week
for my next poast i will assert that eliezer yudkowsky, nate soares and aella are all facets of a triune shoggoth
September 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
for my next poast i will assert that eliezer yudkowsky, nate soares and aella are all facets of a triune shoggoth
oh youre setting down the measuring cup as you pour? to measure? youre not using a Wiggins-Gilbert Integral Fingertip Flow Sensor With Microliter Accuracy? and you call yourself a cook? charlatan.
September 12, 2026 at 4:32 PM
oh youre setting down the measuring cup as you pour? to measure? youre not using a Wiggins-Gilbert Integral Fingertip Flow Sensor With Microliter Accuracy? and you call yourself a cook? charlatan.
two kinds of people in this world. those who this slur applies to and those who it doesnt
September 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
two kinds of people in this world. those who this slur applies to and those who it doesnt
grass mower is the new slur for homeowner
September 8, 2026 at 2:47 AM
grass mower is the new slur for homeowner
theres an old saying in kyrgyzstan - i know its in tajikistan, probably in kyrgyzstan, that says "the probability of an earwig being in your coffee carafe is low, but never zero"
September 7, 2026 at 2:09 PM
theres an old saying in kyrgyzstan - i know its in tajikistan, probably in kyrgyzstan, that says "the probability of an earwig being in your coffee carafe is low, but never zero"
every solution is born of constraints. however some constraints are stupid, and people are stupid, and therefore many solutions are also stupid
September 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
every solution is born of constraints. however some constraints are stupid, and people are stupid, and therefore many solutions are also stupid
i blame reagan for hr departments
September 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
i blame reagan for hr departments
the non gendered urge to scrape the back of your front teeth against the opening of a coke can
September 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
the non gendered urge to scrape the back of your front teeth against the opening of a coke can
the fridge? you mean the food library?
September 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
the fridge? you mean the food library?
everybodys a shape rotater fakecel until they get geometrymogged by a king sized duvet cover
September 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
everybodys a shape rotater fakecel until they get geometrymogged by a king sized duvet cover
i am... inevitable
*snaps fingers, removing your bladder*
*snaps fingers, removing your bladder*
August 29, 2026 at 5:46 AM
i am... inevitable
*snaps fingers, removing your bladder*
*snaps fingers, removing your bladder*
just fyi i can see where your extensions start
August 27, 2026 at 1:23 PM
just fyi i can see where your extensions start
i like coca cola but i hate mainstream music and i dont think ill ever be able to resolve this dichotomic tension which is at the core of my being, for to do so would be to die
August 25, 2026 at 1:21 PM
i like coca cola but i hate mainstream music and i dont think ill ever be able to resolve this dichotomic tension which is at the core of my being, for to do so would be to die
is shaming a valid technique to convince people to fill out their timesheets? this comedian says yes
August 21, 2026 at 9:20 PM
is shaming a valid technique to convince people to fill out their timesheets? this comedian says yes
that is an extremely normal and not at all concerning amount of nucleate boiling at this time of year
August 21, 2026 at 12:47 AM
that is an extremely normal and not at all concerning amount of nucleate boiling at this time of year
pulling my key out of the lock like it's anal beads
August 20, 2026 at 8:53 PM
pulling my key out of the lock like it's anal beads