Amy Matheson 🌸
@distantamywarning.bsky.social
failgirl extraordinaire, occasional bass player, cat mommy, one of those sonic fans
💖jarona💖
she/her, dc area, level 32
🏳️⚧️4/8/24🏳️⚧️
💖jarona💖
she/her, dc area, level 32
🏳️⚧️4/8/24🏳️⚧️
>:T
September 30, 2026 at 5:25 AM
>:T
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Amy Rose in various quality i guess
September 29, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Amy Rose in various quality i guess
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WHY DOES THE OST COVER FOR PRIMETIME LOOK LIKE ROBERT PATTINSON’S SYSTEM SHOCK HELLO
September 30, 2026 at 1:51 AM
WHY DOES THE OST COVER FOR PRIMETIME LOOK LIKE ROBERT PATTINSON’S SYSTEM SHOCK HELLO
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A comic about shops in RPGs (1/3)
March 18, 2026 at 3:00 PM
A comic about shops in RPGs (1/3)
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only
They built a 5G tower in my town and it activated the secret Covid vaccine testosterone suppressor developed by the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God
They built a 5G tower in my town and it activated the secret Covid vaccine testosterone suppressor developed by the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only
lab accident
lab accident
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only
Just had to know my genetically predetermined bust size
Just had to know my genetically predetermined bust size
September 29, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only
They built a 5G tower in my town and it activated the secret Covid vaccine testosterone suppressor developed by the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God
They built a 5G tower in my town and it activated the secret Covid vaccine testosterone suppressor developed by the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God
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People make this mistake all the time, his name isnt Jamiroquai, he's Jamirlquai's Monster
September 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
People make this mistake all the time, his name isnt Jamiroquai, he's Jamirlquai's Monster
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I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say DOGE has a government coverups problem
September 28, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say DOGE has a government coverups problem
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"how am i going to explain gay people to my kids" my man I was on a hike with my family and my wife mentioned "grizzly man," I had to explain grizzly man to my kids. you need to get onto my fucking level. we must have talked about grizzly man for forty five minutes and i felt every one
August 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"how am i going to explain gay people to my kids" my man I was on a hike with my family and my wife mentioned "grizzly man," I had to explain grizzly man to my kids. you need to get onto my fucking level. we must have talked about grizzly man for forty five minutes and i felt every one
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ROCKING RABBIT
An idea I had when listening to the opening guitar shredding in Cream's stage from Sonic Battle. It goes so hard that I imagine Cream is doing the shredding for that song.
#Sonicthehedgehog #Creamtherabbit
An idea I had when listening to the opening guitar shredding in Cream's stage from Sonic Battle. It goes so hard that I imagine Cream is doing the shredding for that song.
#Sonicthehedgehog #Creamtherabbit
April 26, 2026 at 7:37 PM
ROCKING RABBIT
An idea I had when listening to the opening guitar shredding in Cream's stage from Sonic Battle. It goes so hard that I imagine Cream is doing the shredding for that song.
#Sonicthehedgehog #Creamtherabbit
An idea I had when listening to the opening guitar shredding in Cream's stage from Sonic Battle. It goes so hard that I imagine Cream is doing the shredding for that song.
#Sonicthehedgehog #Creamtherabbit
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petal dance anim I forgot to post here teehee
September 25, 2026 at 9:44 PM
petal dance anim I forgot to post here teehee
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every time I feel the need to make my art more palatable I channel my inner bjork
September 23, 2026 at 10:49 PM
every time I feel the need to make my art more palatable I channel my inner bjork
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Yeah I’m playing Silent Hill
September 25, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Yeah I’m playing Silent Hill
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me when its another day
September 24, 2026 at 10:20 PM
me when its another day
austin abrams rly making me question things i thought i already had figured out
September 25, 2026 at 1:25 AM
austin abrams rly making me question things i thought i already had figured out
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Bryan, Grace and Ethan are my fave trio in resident evil,,
September 24, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Bryan, Grace and Ethan are my fave trio in resident evil,,
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"No, I wrote that one. Hurt? Yeah, Trent got that from me, but I figured 'let the kid release it first, have at least one decent song out there.'" - Petty Cash
September 23, 2026 at 4:02 AM
"No, I wrote that one. Hurt? Yeah, Trent got that from me, but I figured 'let the kid release it first, have at least one decent song out there.'" - Petty Cash
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They are speaking in malt liquor
September 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM
They are speaking in malt liquor
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Sometimes I think I understand computers and then I get an error message that a headless Adobe app has seized control of a clown horn somewhere on the machine
September 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Sometimes I think I understand computers and then I get an error message that a headless Adobe app has seized control of a clown horn somewhere on the machine
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Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
September 22, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Secretary (2002)
I need affection but i also need extreme violence inflicted upon me
September 22, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Secretary (2002)
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