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Dylan Cook
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Abolish ICE + go birds
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Cheer up everyone the Flyers play tonight
October 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
It takes a special team to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in back to back weeks. This team needs an enema
October 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we r pen st
The Shining: Jack Torrance's Iconic Stare
Alt: The Shining: Jack Torrance's Iconic Stare
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October 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Imagine going to a Super Bowl party and this is the broadcast they have on
October 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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Went to the book store and found your biography
October 8, 2026 at 9:27 PM
*taps sign*
My wife gets it
October 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Za’darius Smith, Jaire Alexander, and now Lane Johnson. This organization has to be beyond toxic for guys to repeatedly want out like this
October 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
My wife gets it
October 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I wonder what Mike Gansey would be able to get in return for Trea Turner
October 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
2013 NHL lockout-style compliance buyouts to get under the inevitable salary cap so the Phillies can cut Trea Turner loose, please and thanks
October 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Last night really happened? The Eagles lost (and couldn’t even manage a sack) against a bit from a Progressive commercial?
September 29, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Makai Lemon catch for a loss, drink
September 29, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Andy Dalton vs Case Keenum in prime time as God intended
September 29, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Saquon looking like 2024 so at least that’s good?
September 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
What a beautiful evening to JUMP OFF THE FUCKING ROOF GO BIRDS AHAHAHA
September 29, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Budd Dwyer is gonna trend in like an hour
President Donald Trump will be addressing the nation tomorrow from the Oval Office at 2 pm ET.
September 28, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Is it an overreaction to say that I want Bryce Harper and his pals as far away from my baseball team as possible? It doesn’t feel like an overreaction
September 27, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Why fire James Franklin if you’re just going to lose the big games with the new guy anyway?
September 27, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Luckily as a Catholic I am able to shamelessly root for the White Sox this October since the Phillies are choosing to repeatedly shoot themselves in their collective dicks
September 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I used to work in HR (primarily recruitment) and the only thing that would disqualify someone in this iced coffee scenario for me is leaving your trash and assuming I’ll throw it away for you
how i walk out of a job interview after leaving my empty iced coffee on your desk
September 25, 2026 at 7:22 PM
If Brandon Marsh remembered how to hit it is over for you hoes
September 23, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Trump’s Truth Social post when he learns about this is going to be so unhinged that he might call to repeal the 13th amendment
September 22, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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September 22, 2026 at 6:49 PM
A big thank you to Apple for making the iPhone Duo $2000 because I’d probably buy it if it was $500 cheaper
September 22, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Yeah I got time
September 22, 2026 at 12:34 AM