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profanity, mockery, nerd-ery, mirth-ery; lefty — participation trophies killed society
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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · Nov 12
i used to say social media is my house:
twitter, the front porch
instagram, the windows
facebook, the living room

now that things have changed:
🚫 twitter/x, dead by hoa rules
🏠 bluesky, new front porch
🪟 instagram, still the windows
📝 threads, the yard signs
🚫 left fb in 2016, so no visitors
it’s irksome so i’m ignoring, but of all the crap being recirculated about batshit stevens, i did see one thing someone say about her fiancé, which is he looks like gargamel from the smurfs which is actually very funny if you know the history of the cartoon and their characters lmfao
November 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
the #genX targeted snack foods continues lol i feel like it gets hidden in the current fad of people consuming fewer calories because of glp1 intake, but really clinicians all over keep bitching to us about pre diabetes and increasing fibre intake or lessening our grazing and FUCK THAT! lol
November 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
random reminder that we don’t fuck with läderach chocolates bc their founder & his son are what americans would call right wing evangelicals, fully supporting homophobic & anti-abortion propaganda

besides, tons of better chocolate from .ch or even greater europe ✌🏼

www.swissinfo.ch/eng/business...
Swiss chocolatier denies being homophobic and misogynist
Johannes Läderach, an evangelical Christian, has defended his opposition to same-sex marriage and a woman’s right to have an abortion.
www.swissinfo.ch
November 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
the people with the “i stand with abdul because im not with traitors” looks like you only chose today and im thinking how awful to be so proud of your terrible judgment in such a consequential election and campaign that’s been on for quite some time

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
if i had to vote for either politician, id rather write in their doppelgänger uncle fester instead
November 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
serious as this is, his comments make me laugh lol
November 1, 2026 at 8:44 PM
funniest shirt i saw last night which wasn’t even a halloween thing, but amused me so much hahaha (i had to look it up to buy one for myself lol)
November 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
oh shit 😬
November 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
wait so all fresca is sugar free? internet says so but i thought it contained sugar then introduced sugar free versions

but their sugar free slurpee is damn good!
November 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
but traffic maps don’t seem to show any backup so are people that proactive?
All northbound lanes of the H-2 Freeway remain closed near Ka Uka Boulevard following a fatal motorcycle crash that killed a 23-year-old man this afternoon, with traffic being diverted onto Kamehameha Highway.
November 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
i feel like sports jerseys or logo wear is off limits for halloween because you look like a mess even if you’re not doing anything lol
November 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
for the primary election, it took one day to get a text message confirmation of my ballot being valid and counted

for this general, it took 3 days

so i wonder if that means there are a lot more ballots to process or if there’s something else affecting processing times

i used the same drop boxes
October 31, 2026 at 8:11 PM
i mean but s2e7 #mobland has tom hardy absolutely fetching lol

🫠
October 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
immediate full size candy bars for anyone in a costume from my pop culture world lmfao

what is this… VELVET!

sksksk
October 31, 2026 at 5:11 AM
why was ray parker, jr’s song so exciting and seemingly titillating? was it because of the feeling we got from the movie or is the song that mesmerising?
October 31, 2026 at 2:51 AM
oh great. $200 barrel oil here we come… from an unprovoked war of unforced errors at a cost to not just the economy, but also the party who blithely loves this because of who-knows-fuck-all
A crude oil tanker has been struck by an unknown projectile in the Strait of Hormuz.
October 31, 2026 at 1:20 AM
first who the hell took the picture?
then who did that post?
then who made it wiggle?

lmfao

vote cake, erm oh wait vote blue!

#abdulforsenate
October 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
i'm not golden, but i do have the gddamn gumption and brains to make sure the shit my team does is always top notch and always delivers.

because, ohh what did you do today with that event people were so worried we'd overpriced? from 9:00 to 9:45, we sold $17,890 of it - billable hours, ladies! lol
October 30, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Reposted by dkmomus
How remarkable that an agricultural worker in the 1930s had access to better tailoring than the US Vice President today.
October 30, 2026 at 6:42 AM
i have discovered the magical elixir that folks in hawaii call a sprunch lolol

gtfo why does it taste so good? especially a mcdonald's version.
October 30, 2026 at 7:49 AM
aw no. (ftr, no random thoughts about picard from me before this)
BREAKING: Sir Patrick Stewart, the acclaimed Shakespearean actor and star of TV's "Star Trek: The Next Generation" and the "X-Men" films, has died at age 86. on.nbcboston.com/PPlwuZs
‘Star Trek' and ‘X-Men' actor Sir Patrick Stewart dies at 86
The news was shared on the actor’s social media accounts Thursday afternoon.
on.nbcboston.com
October 29, 2026 at 8:11 PM
the weird thing is on the morning of queen elizabeth's death, i was driving to an appointment and randomly thought we hadn't heard much about the queen, she may die. then when i arrived at my appointment, i learned she died.
October 29, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Reposted by dkmomus
🧊✈️ FEDERAL ICE AIR 😲⛓️

‼️ An ex-Avelo 737 (former tail: N703VL; now: N476US – registered to Homeland Security & operated by Eastern) makes the FIRST delivery of chained humans by the "new" Federal ICE Air fleet on Wednesday afternoon, from El Paso to Merida 🇲🇽
October 28, 2026 at 9:40 PM
not sure why but i stopped watching the tina doc half way thru when it first came out

just finished it today —it hit different finishing it after she's been gone… so triumphant & melancholy, somehow represents her life

but man, is the image of a crowd of europeans clapping in synch impressive!
October 28, 2026 at 5:22 PM
so now he’s OUR problem? wtf

used to be, political pariahs fleeing their homelands went to syria or russia —apparently it’s the usa they’re attracted to. wonder why.
Defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro and his family have landed in Miami after fleeing his country.

This comes a day after they were granted United States visas by the Trump administration.
October 28, 2026 at 5:11 PM