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Deirdre
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Press Secretary for [REDACTED]
This 👇
do NOT go off the polls. racists and bigots will emerge from holes all over the country and crawl over glass to vote for that pedophile
September 18, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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It’s GO TIME for our friends in Virginia!

Early voting starts TODAY!

Find your early vote location here:
www.elections.virginia.gov/casting-a-ba...
September 18, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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Yet you seemed to think you were smart enough to regulate women's bodily autonomy, healthcare, big pharma, banks, farmers....
September 17, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Nepo baby pedo (allegedly, of course) partnering w/ TPUSA. Definitely not shocked. Will they be announcing Dane Cook next? 👀
It's true. All conservatives are sex pests. Chris D'Elia has been accused by multiple underage girls of harassment & grooming. Bet he was bummed it wasn't being held at a high school. #TPUSA
September 18, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Trump asking his audience if they recognize his signature during his Rose Garden speech...and indeed we do
September 17, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Right now, men in MAGA towns are emptying their bank accounts to fill up their MAGA Mobiles 😂😂
September 17, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Same 🤣
September 17, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Yes, the first thing incarcerated men do after feeling wrongfully prosecuted is reach out to their publicist. That’s why our biggest ad spend is in the prison system 🙄.
September 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
No one cares 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
September 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Charlie will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. It’s not bc of his morals or advocacy, apparently he shit on the rug & his mom @amien.bsky.social grounded him.
September 16, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Going out w/ friends & just having fun. No documenting every move, tagging the bar or tagging who you were with & wondering who would see it. It was nice being in the moment w/ your people. I miss that shit.
What’s something from the 90s/2000s that felt ordinary back then but you really miss now?
September 16, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Your move Robert
September 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Charlie will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. It’s not bc of his morals or advocacy, apparently he shit on the rug & his mom @amien.bsky.social grounded him.
September 16, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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[FBI Interviewer] So why do you want to be a member of the FBI?

[Cadet] It's all I've ever wanted to be.

[F]Great. So are you aware of anything that would disqualify you for service?

[C]Well I woke up once and a goat was fucking me

[F] Again?! Guys we really need to get rid of this requirement!
September 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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September 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
So wait, Trump & Blanche brought up Butler, PA today? They are getting desperate for the midterms. I wonder if Helen Comperatore has heard from the DOJ yet?
I wonder how many 9/11 & Jan 6th conspiracy theories Helen & Corey Comperatore repeated. Now she's crying on national TV, telling ppl to stop treating Corey's death as a hoax...Funny how belief in conspiracy theories changes when your own family becomes the subject of one. I love this for her. 💅 😘
To be clear, she’s asking Trump to keep investigating because she thinks it was an “inside job” by the government. youtu.be/RKV_pSwhCZ8?...
September 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
😂😂
September 16, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I just know Chuck Grassley makes servers take back piping hot soup for being too cold.
September 15, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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My questions would be:
1. Who did you want to hire who was qualified for the job, except for a bestiality charge?
September 15, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I humbly asked the Senate Judiciary Dems to come prepared to dog walk Kash Patel this morning.
Please come prepared. I don't want to watch him get away with filibustering for 4 hours. Bring receipts.
Receipts Proof
ALT: Receipts Proof
static.klipy.com
September 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Today is National Voter Registration Day Please check your status even if you've been registered and voted before Republicans are doing whatever they can to suppress the vote! If your vote wasn't important, they wouldnt work so hard to take it away

nationalvoterregistrationday.org/register-to-...
Register to Vote/Check Registration | National Voter Registration Day
If you’re looking to register to vote or check/update your voter registration, you’re in the right place! Not sure if you need to update your registration? Here’s a list of reasons to check your statu...
nationalvoterregistrationday.org
September 15, 2026 at 1:19 PM
This is what real leadership looks like
“We have what the world wants:
the energy, the resources, the talent, the technology and the capital”

~ PM Mark Carney 🇨🇦
September 15, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Funny how Bettina Trump's overexplanation of why a Russian oligarch paid for her wedding was that she was offended it "turned political."

Ma’am, you married the president’s son. Everything is political. You wanted the spotlight so bad & now you're complaining about the lighting. Please..
Bettina Trump, wife of Trump Jr., posts a lengthy Instagram caption responding to @propublica.org’s reporting that a Russian oligarch paid for over $170,000 of her wedding.
September 14, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Selena Gomez & Taylor Swift have a 20yr friendship shown through public & private pics over the years. That's how you know they're dear friends.

So, someone who defines herself as a socialite would def have pics of her "dear friend" all over her social feeds. She doesn't. Not even a mention. 👀🤡
Selena Gomez Video Call with Taylor Swift
ALT: Selena Gomez Video Call with Taylor Swift
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September 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM