Doctor Pickles
@docpickles.bsky.social
I'm a doctor and a pickle. Maybe not a doctor. Maybe not a pickle.
I don't like to ask for much, but if anyone can help I'd deeply appreciate it.
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September 28, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I don't like to ask for much, but if anyone can help I'd deeply appreciate it.
gofund.me/64f41368f
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Today was the first day, after nearly a year, of me getting out on my own. My e-bike is wonderful for getting around town. I got a cheeseburger.
August 28, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Today was the first day, after nearly a year, of me getting out on my own. My e-bike is wonderful for getting around town. I got a cheeseburger.
Getting my Ebike fixed finally. It’s going to be nice to be able to get around again.
August 23, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Getting my Ebike fixed finally. It’s going to be nice to be able to get around again.
Those days when the highway patrol lets you go because you just got chemo… Blessings 😌
August 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Those days when the highway patrol lets you go because you just got chemo… Blessings 😌
I’m just going to say I hate my ostomy. I know people live with them fine but mine never heals. It always hurts and I can’t get the smell out of my head. Fiancé is always looking up new things to try but nothing works so far.
August 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I’m just going to say I hate my ostomy. I know people live with them fine but mine never heals. It always hurts and I can’t get the smell out of my head. Fiancé is always looking up new things to try but nothing works so far.
I’m just gonna watch Sealab 2021 today and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.
July 30, 2026 at 12:10 PM
I’m just gonna watch Sealab 2021 today and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.
Jesus, it’s 107 degrees outside and my neighbor is mowing.
July 26, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Jesus, it’s 107 degrees outside and my neighbor is mowing.
Hah!
I literally live in a little house on (the) prairie.
Good to have our own finally.
I literally live in a little house on (the) prairie.
Good to have our own finally.
July 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Hah!
I literally live in a little house on (the) prairie.
Good to have our own finally.
I literally live in a little house on (the) prairie.
Good to have our own finally.
I am now a resident of Wichita. Pity me, please.
July 2, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I am now a resident of Wichita. Pity me, please.
Shit... Guy buying my car backed out. Anyone need a decent but not perfect Focus? Going cheap.
June 19, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Shit... Guy buying my car backed out. Anyone need a decent but not perfect Focus? Going cheap.
Need a very important legal form from Florida. Their website is broken.
Had someone down there go to a courthouse to try and get said form. They refer them to the broken website and refuse to help.
Yay me. I just want to do things right and they won't let me.
Anybody know a family lawyer down there?
Had someone down there go to a courthouse to try and get said form. They refer them to the broken website and refuse to help.
Yay me. I just want to do things right and they won't let me.
Anybody know a family lawyer down there?
June 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Need a very important legal form from Florida. Their website is broken.
Had someone down there go to a courthouse to try and get said form. They refer them to the broken website and refuse to help.
Yay me. I just want to do things right and they won't let me.
Anybody know a family lawyer down there?
Had someone down there go to a courthouse to try and get said form. They refer them to the broken website and refuse to help.
Yay me. I just want to do things right and they won't let me.
Anybody know a family lawyer down there?
@merriam-webster.com Why is feces called stool?
April 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
@merriam-webster.com Why is feces called stool?
I don’t know… If people cracked off a few rounds every couple of months towards me at work I’d find a new job.
April 26, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I don’t know… If people cracked off a few rounds every couple of months towards me at work I’d find a new job.
Eight days in the hospital for a blown out appendix. Staff are always great here - but it’s still a hospital. Unexpected stays are so much fun. At least I hate the painkillers they give me so the addiction angle just isn’t there.
April 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Eight days in the hospital for a blown out appendix. Staff are always great here - but it’s still a hospital. Unexpected stays are so much fun. At least I hate the painkillers they give me so the addiction angle just isn’t there.
Guess who’s appendix burst!
Wouldn’t recommend it…
Wouldn’t recommend it…
April 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Guess who’s appendix burst!
Wouldn’t recommend it…
Wouldn’t recommend it…
Can't show titties on TV, but an axe to the face? A-OK.
March 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Can't show titties on TV, but an axe to the face? A-OK.
Please tag your fetish posts.
March 10, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Please tag your fetish posts.
Feeling old. Don’t know who the SNL host is or does. Don’t know why people are screaming for another guy I don’t know who shows up. At least I know the musical guest.
March 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Feeling old. Don’t know who the SNL host is or does. Don’t know why people are screaming for another guy I don’t know who shows up. At least I know the musical guest.
It's February.
It's 80 degrees outside, in Missouri.
We're not gonna make it, are we?
It's 80 degrees outside, in Missouri.
We're not gonna make it, are we?
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
It's February.
It's 80 degrees outside, in Missouri.
We're not gonna make it, are we?
It's 80 degrees outside, in Missouri.
We're not gonna make it, are we?
You know what show I'd like to see? Gordon Ramsays Average Meals.
He takes a week, watches a family cook, and then offers suggestions on how to make their food better within a reasonable budget.
Yeah, fresh veggies every night would be great - but how do I make canned a bit better?
He takes a week, watches a family cook, and then offers suggestions on how to make their food better within a reasonable budget.
Yeah, fresh veggies every night would be great - but how do I make canned a bit better?
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
You know what show I'd like to see? Gordon Ramsays Average Meals.
He takes a week, watches a family cook, and then offers suggestions on how to make their food better within a reasonable budget.
Yeah, fresh veggies every night would be great - but how do I make canned a bit better?
He takes a week, watches a family cook, and then offers suggestions on how to make their food better within a reasonable budget.
Yeah, fresh veggies every night would be great - but how do I make canned a bit better?
Well fuck... Can anyone in Las Vegas take in my crazy ass SIL for a night until we can drive from Missouri to get her?
Not expecting anything, and the shelters aren't taking her.
But if you're willing it would be nice.
Not expecting anything, and the shelters aren't taking her.
But if you're willing it would be nice.
January 16, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Well fuck... Can anyone in Las Vegas take in my crazy ass SIL for a night until we can drive from Missouri to get her?
Not expecting anything, and the shelters aren't taking her.
But if you're willing it would be nice.
Not expecting anything, and the shelters aren't taking her.
But if you're willing it would be nice.
The chemo makes me sick as hell, but I'll be damned if I can't get down on some tacos anyway.
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The chemo makes me sick as hell, but I'll be damned if I can't get down on some tacos anyway.
Finally ordered myself a basic Meshtastic device. Got one with a big battery. Nobody around me has any that I can tell, but Kansas City is bound to have a few along the way.
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Finally ordered myself a basic Meshtastic device. Got one with a big battery. Nobody around me has any that I can tell, but Kansas City is bound to have a few along the way.