Zachary Edgerton
doctorbiobrain.bsky.social
Zachary Edgerton
@doctorbiobrain.bsky.social
I actually don't think I've ever heard a word mis-defined worse than this. Impressive!
Q: How do you define socialism personally?

JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
October 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
October 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I've never considered running for office, but this is the kind of perk that just might make me change my mind
“Future presidents would also be offered comped memberships to the Trump club.”
October 7, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I was there, the brawl was actually started over whether the singing bass has a soul and would see God when it dies
A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...
October 6, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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October 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY is actually a pretty decent EVIL DEAD movie
October 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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October 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
"I'm tired of all these Star Wars"
"I'm Lord of the Rings, bitch!"
October 2, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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October 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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happy pumpkin season!

(art from 2014)
October 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Need to find a way to get paid to watch horror movies.

I don't want to have a podcast or write commentary or anything, I just want someone to pay me to sit there and watch scary films nonstop, all day long.
October 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Found the most useful magazine article for 2026
September 30, 2026 at 5:46 PM
To be fair, this is incredibly on-brand for an "AI accord"
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
September 30, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Most people don't know this, but you actually can't be charged with a crime if you change your name after you've committed it
Q: Who should be held accountable when the AI agents commit a crime?

TRUMP: It's not AI. That's the other thing. We changed the name officially today to SI. Like sigh.
September 29, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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September 29, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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awoke this morning with a Vision
September 29, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Pretty wicked burn on State Department employees to suggest they're too fucking stupid to remember who they work for without 200 flags to remind them
Siri, show me the deliberate destruction of eight decades of American-led international diplomacy and cooperation in one photograph:
September 28, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Pretty wicked burn on State Department employees to suggest they're too fucking stupid to remember who they work for without 200 flags to remind them
Siri, show me the deliberate destruction of eight decades of American-led international diplomacy and cooperation in one photograph:
September 28, 2026 at 9:40 PM
They misspelled "reality"
Actual headline in today's WaPo.
September 28, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Hell yeah, can't wait for his big-screen debut
September 26, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Being President shouldn't be easy, and I agree that we should codify what should be one of the most onerous aspects of the job: having 300 million landlords that you have to answer to
This is actually a great idea. Alongside the pomp of inauguration, make a new president agree to terms of service and a lease agreement on the White House under punishment of removal.
September 24, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I stopped listening to NPR awhile back, and it's nice to be periodically reminded why that was probably a Good Idea
On NPR’s Newsmakers, Tucker Carlson says Trump should be removed from office, and also speaks with regret about his own long career as a TV partisan.

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Tucker Carlson has a new enemy: the politics he helped build | Newsmakers
YouTube video by NPR
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September 24, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I actually don't disagree with her on this one
Melania Trump on how she thinks her husband is doing as president: "He's doing the best that he can"
September 23, 2026 at 2:22 PM
For Sale: Republic Aviation Ejection Seat, Never Ejected
September 22, 2026 at 9:06 PM