Cullen Jekel
doctorjekel.bsky.social
Cullen Jekel
@doctorjekel.bsky.social
Keep your eye on the donut, not on the hole. Contributor at Royals Review.
I’ll be going underground a bit tomorrow as the new @stephenking.bsky.social is released. I’ll poke my head back up when I return from the territories.
October 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Found the 10 y/o reading a Maze Runner book in his bedroom whilst listening to Nine Inch Nails.
October 5, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Hectic finish
October 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I ❤️ KW3
October 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Not to be overdramatic but Kenneth Walker III is the best person to ever live
October 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
That Raider just did the Carlos Estevez
October 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Rookie mistake by Kubiak: never take points off the board.
October 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I’m stoked for CBS’ FBI & CIA, but I’m really excited for the midseason pickups of MIA, KIA, NSA, DOJ, ATF, CIA: KGB, FBI: Kansas: KBI, and MSHP.
October 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
#Mizzou up to 14 in the AP and 16 in the Coaches. Sure, why not?
October 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
It’s weird watching Mizzou play well.
October 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Major props to @sepinwall.bsky.social for introducing @mikeryan.bsky.social and @kphipps3000.bsky.social to the term “Eskimo brothers.” Ruxin and Taco would be proud.
The League - Eskimo Brothers!
ALT: The League - Eskimo Brothers!
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October 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Walked into the kitchen tonight to find the boys sitting next to each other, working on homework, and listening to Metallica.
Ron Swanson Makes a Fist
ALT: Ron Swanson Makes a Fist
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October 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I love nothing more than browsing music shops, bookstores, places that sell physical DVDs/Blu Rays/video games. Will I buy something? I'm not sure, but I still enjoy just the act of looking at what's available. Even if I don't make a purchase, it's not time wasted.
Chilling yet accurate
I'm always struck by the absolute fucking JOYLESSNESS of it all.

They don't want to browse and explore and spend time actively pursuing a hobby they might enjoy. Instead, they want to click 5 times and then go "Behold my stuff" to an empty room because they have no actual friends.
September 30, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Pride of Missouri.
Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology"
September 29, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Little guy playing catcher for the first time and I AM FREAKING NERVOUS.
September 28, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Oh no not Baker 😭
September 27, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Buccaneers offensive line
Toy Story Forky: I'm Trash
ALT: Toy Story Forky: I'm Trash
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September 27, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Cags continues to have some of the worst body language I’ve seen from a professional athlete.
September 27, 2026 at 8:55 PM
How about that?
September 25, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Third time’s the charm.
September 25, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Dobnak with more errors than strikeouts.
September 24, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Is that Guthrie in the booth with Ryan? What the hell is talking about Dobnak earnings rotation spot on 2027? Is he watching someone else?
September 24, 2026 at 6:33 PM
He’s not Andrew Benintendi, he’s Andrew “That Asshole” Benintendi.
September 24, 2026 at 6:17 PM
May this be the last we see of Randy Dobnak in a Royals jersey.
September 24, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Very odd when the youngest is sick. The house is strangely quiet. No mayhem. He is much more easily managed.

Poor bubba just isn’t himself ☹️
September 23, 2026 at 11:58 PM