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Don Bones
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Man about town.
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Ed Sheeran is a number one fan of the sauce (ketchup)
Ed Sheeran is a number one fan of the sauce (ketchup)
September 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Step one of fixing this place is taking staff accounts away. You guys just make everything worse when you post.
Gotta say the deliberate aliteracy in picking on one post in a thread and choosing to think the exact opposite outcome from what was described continues to be a vibe.
September 17, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I love paying an online booking fee when I buy movie tickets from a website. You didn't do anything!
September 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The people at the weed store sure are friendly. I bet I know why that is hehehehee-(drives through school playground)
September 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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September 17, 2026 at 3:56 PM
@safety.bsky.app I don't think your staff should be public facing if they are going to behave like this.
very funny to pretend that bluesky takes toxicity seriously when their lead engineer is openly posting like this lol
September 17, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Going to Burger King and asking for "a diaper's worth"
September 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Gotta wonder who benefits from making the general population this dumb and gullible. It ain't me, that's for sure!
This is the dumbest thing I’ve read in ages.

This is not accurate. This is some sci-fi bro woo woo nonsense.

Please do not take this seriously.
September 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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fucked up how it be like that and it do
September 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Everything is just Robocop. All I can think is that we live in Robocop now.
These newscasters should be so fucking embarrassed
September 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
The thing about "I don't take sides" or "I'm an apolitical pop singer" is that we don't have time for those people anymore. Throw em in the bin.
The Irish musician Aaron Rowe has said he is withdrawing as a support act on Ed Sheeran’s tour.
September 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
"Try this. It's awesome."
"No thanks."
"No, really. Try it. It's the future."
"Nah. I'm good.
(Whispering) "It might kill you."
"Sorry what?"
(Louder) "It might kill us all."
September 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Getting a tattoo above my Ed Sheeran tattoo that reads "I got this before he went crazy"
September 15, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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i wonder if on 1940s twitter people were ever like. i wish woody guthrie would mackle less
September 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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macklemore and dave matthews will be our pete seeger and woody guthrie won’t they. 70 years from now they'll be remembered as principled songwriters whose music is ideologically admired but rarely listened to. it won’t be any of the earnest folk revival types it’ll be macklemore and dave matthews
September 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Still haven't seen an AI menu in the wild, but I did see an AI pet grooming flyer at the vet.
September 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Sometimes a GBV song will be so bad you kind of have to respect it.
September 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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at a loss for ways to meaningfully boycott ed sheeran
September 14, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I don't think AI is going to kill us all, but I do think it is literally the worst product rollout in recorded history.
September 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Turning on the furnace in September is some goddamn bullshit, but I am fucking freezing on here.
September 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
This would probably be a good time for Sheeran to take a principled stand, but he won't because he's a weird little goblin.
Macklemore has put out an incredible statement about being removed from Ed Sheeran’s tour.

His removal was engineered by Trump’s bestie Robert Kraft, the owner of the Patriots and Foxborough stadium who rallied other owners to silence Macklemore for speaking out about Palestine.
September 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
My stupid autistic dog will never pay taxes, never hold a job, never play baseball, never write a poem, never go out on a date.
why would you even care if you dog was autistic.
like, even in a world where dogtism is real why would it matter if your dog had it. he’s literally just here to vibe.
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies.

May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.

This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.

Vaccinate your pets please.
September 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Not that we needed more evidence, but only an truly evil person could make that face next to Stephen fucking Harper.
September 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
We can't let Macklemore play! He's too dangerous!
September 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Rowling has to talk about HP the way venture capitalists talk about AI now
I fucking hate this patronizing bigoted bitch.
September 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM