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I am a soybean farmer and lifelong democratic voter and if you are a Duckworth staffer who can get me on a video call with her for 15 seconds I will personally pay you or your chosen charity 2000 United States Dollars. Completely serious.
September 23, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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"Six years ago, this was the site of a booming NFT market. Today it's an AI startup losing $1 billion per week. And a year from now, it will hopefully host a ritual sacrifice of techbros to the Roman God Pluto as punishment for their greed."

"For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Wendy Woods."

#satire
September 22, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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Show me something more beautiful than the spring time pug
September 14, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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August 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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Pathologic 2
July 20, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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July 20, 2026 at 4:23 AM
If you’re not up at 2:30 in the morning watching reymon14 videos from 2008, can you really say that you’re unemployed?
June 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Me and all my friends at the 3 PM Scary Movie brother HH
June 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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what happens if a force that cannot be stopped hits an object that cannot be moved?
May 23, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
April 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Jank has been going for 2 months. In that time we’ve published over 100 articles. We are not fuckin around. Here's a rundown of our work so far.

www.jank.cool
April 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Over the moon to finally have the OM-1 from @rivbike.bsky.social in my hand, and the Dr. Bronner’s packaging is pure 😌
March 31, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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Never forget who you’re fighting for.
February 28, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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THE PRINCE ANDREW COMMEMORATIVE COIN👑🪙
February 25, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Wishing you a very merry Cyber Monday! Whatever your A/S/L, may you and your closest webring enjoy a day of mulling Jolt Cola and singing Front Line Assembly carols, free from trolls, lag, and power-tripping channel ops.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Trains fucking rule 🚅💨
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
the new No Joy record is really good :)

nojoy.bandcamp.com/album/bugland
Bugland, by No Joy
8 track album
nojoy.bandcamp.com
August 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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This is Cyclops from the X-men after he stops paying child support
Meta just announced Oakley smart glasses. They start at $399, and they'll be available later this summer www.theverge.com/news/690133/...
June 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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they should pick a sexy latina as the new pope
May 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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March 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold
February 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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January 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM