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Robot, experience this tragic irony for me
October 8, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Corporate slop cup company has explored takeover of corporate slop bowl company to create ultimate slop megadeal
$SBUX - Starbucks has explored takeover of Chipotle in restaurant megadeal
October 8, 2026 at 4:33 PM
10 seconds in he hits that Hugh Neutron
October 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
It’s entirely possible part of the reason the national guard is in DC is to basically blockade the capital so they can’t inaugurate anyone
Sen. Thom Tillis says he expects there will be pressure on Mike Johnson to not seat the new Congress if Democrats win
October 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
We gotta clean out MAGA with fire the same way the forest service deals with invasive plants
October 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I cannot think of something more abominable than a stadium full of SEC fans hooting and hollering like animals in the pouring rain as the president talks about how stupid everyone who complains about the economy is
October 7, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Replaying Metroid Dread and I forgot how linear this game was until you get the morph ball. Kinda hope Ravenous is more open ended so you can backtrack as soon as you get each upgrade
October 7, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I’ve seen people talking about recession indicators and I think mine is the sheer number of restaurants I’ve seen close this year. 4 or 5 separate restaurants have gone out of business on the road I live on in the past year and a half, everything from locally owned to national chain restaurants
October 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Bobby Kotick? The guy who covered up sexual assault at Blizzard? That Bobby Kotick?
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 1d
Former Activision CEO Bobby Kotick is joining David Ellison's board of directors at the newly christened Skydance following Paramount's now-completed acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery. https://bit.ly/470r7D8
October 7, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Everyone’s already pointed out that Elliott Page is in one of the biggest movies of the year but I find it really funny he posted this just a day before this happened
October 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
If someone talks to me about my hobby and uses the phrase “return on investment” I’m bashing their head in with an aluminum baseball bat.

It’s not supposed to be an “investment” it’s for FUN. I do it because I LIKE IT.
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist

also it can’t help when this is your user base
October 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
That’s the real Yuji Naka btw they let him use discord in jail
October 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The Nintendo PlayCast 64 was a classic I spent hours playing Crash Adventure Kart
*hands u this controller*
October 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Dude went to speak to a bunch of corn farming hicks and said “god I wish millions of Americans were dead” and the first thing the press does is go oh we don’t really know what he meant by that but if you say “I wish china blew up Nebraska” they’d put your head on a pike
October 6, 2026 at 12:49 PM
He does know that the pacific fleet is based out of San Diego right
BREAKING: In Nebraska rally, Trump just suggested he would be unbothered to see Iran "take out" LA or San Diego:

“They could take out a city,” he said. “Let them take—Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. That’s—this is a very small price to pay."
October 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
“What would Hitler do” kill himself
meanwhile on Xitter...
October 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
God I fucking hate GameStop
GameStop is changing the price of their preowned PlayStation 5 Pro consoles to $1399.99 / $1499.99

"the preowned console will have a higher price than the new console - this is intentional."
October 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
*taking fat bong rip that absolutely annihilates my trachea* no, MOM, you don’t get it I’m not a lazy stoner I’m a high IQ man with ADHD
this is what we deal with😩
October 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Tariff refund came in the mail
October 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
9% of people polled on George W Bush were Hank Hill in various different disguises
New polling on U.S. presidents
% of U.S. adult citizens who rate each a great president
Lincoln 57%
Washington 52%
Kennedy 37%
FDR 34%
Theodore Roosevelt 32%
Obama 31%
Jefferson 29%
Reagan 27%
Trump 20%
yougov.com/en-us/articl...
October 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
This is like describing Al Capone as “Former Chicago businessman and philanthropist who was jailed for tax fraud”
This is how the new CBS keeps people from remembering that the longest serving GOP Speaker of the House ultimately went to jail for covering up child rape.

Which is apparently always in season.
October 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I don’t think there’s a fanbase that has been treated worse than Halo fans
A report suggests that Activision's take on Halo will be a reboot of the series - one that possibly explores Master Chief's origins. https://bit.ly/3TExoRH
October 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
You can never truly hate conservative ideology until you’ve been forced to spend time with these people and had to deal with all their bullshit. I’ve lived in Florida my whole life, we’re in the trenches down here, this shit is personal to me. These people piss me off on a primal level
I’m not biased against conservative ideology because I don’t know what they believe.

I grew up in a very conservative environment and have lived in red states my entire life. I know exactly what they believe and why they believe it which is why I reject it
October 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
is that good
STOCKS OF CRUDE OIL IN THE US STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE FELL BY ABOUT 767,000 BARRELS TO 283 MLN BARRELS LAST WEEK, LOWEST SINCE 1982
October 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I wanna believe Capcom isn’t gonna slopify this legendary run they’ve been on but I’m at the point where I won’t believe it until I’ve seen it with my own two eyes

Reserving judgement until we see whether or not RE: Veronica has a Steam AI disclosure
capcom not using gen ai but making it sound like they are for more investor money and then ign purposefully making a ragebait headline about it is the most 2026 shit I've ever seen lmfao

we love in the worst timeline I fear
October 5, 2026 at 1:44 PM