Donkey
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Doing the right thing is never the wrong thing.
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Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
September 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
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BREAKING: Israel snatched an American teen from his West Bank home in the middle of the night — just days before his birthday and during his critical national exams.
He's now been held for 3 months, with no charges.
Netanyahu just came to the US for the *eighth* time since Trump took office.
He's now been held for 3 months, with no charges.
Netanyahu just came to the US for the *eighth* time since Trump took office.
First Draft: Israel Has Kidnapped Another American Teenager
Abdalkareem Issa Ahmed Safi has Texas roots but languishes in a notorious jail, one more victim of Benjamin Netanyahu’s cruel impunity. Donald Trump, meanwhile, is losing some of his most ardent fans.
zeteo.com
September 29, 2026 at 3:41 PM
BREAKING: Israel snatched an American teen from his West Bank home in the middle of the night — just days before his birthday and during his critical national exams.
He's now been held for 3 months, with no charges.
Netanyahu just came to the US for the *eighth* time since Trump took office.
He's now been held for 3 months, with no charges.
Netanyahu just came to the US for the *eighth* time since Trump took office.
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The CEO of Starbucks makes 1,700 times what the baristas make. He commutes by private jet.
In other words, Starbucks can afford a fair contract.
I'm boycotting Starbucks until they sign one. No contract, no coffee.
In other words, Starbucks can afford a fair contract.
I'm boycotting Starbucks until they sign one. No contract, no coffee.
September 28, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The CEO of Starbucks makes 1,700 times what the baristas make. He commutes by private jet.
In other words, Starbucks can afford a fair contract.
I'm boycotting Starbucks until they sign one. No contract, no coffee.
In other words, Starbucks can afford a fair contract.
I'm boycotting Starbucks until they sign one. No contract, no coffee.
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In a normal administration counterintelligence agents at the FBI would be investigating this photo.
In this administration, the FBI director is in the photo.
In this administration, the FBI director is in the photo.
September 28, 2026 at 10:07 AM
In a normal administration counterintelligence agents at the FBI would be investigating this photo.
In this administration, the FBI director is in the photo.
In this administration, the FBI director is in the photo.
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World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice https://theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admit-they-just-dont-like-mice-1819567643/
September 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice https://theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admit-they-just-dont-like-mice-1819567643/
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These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time.
September 27, 2026 at 11:27 AM
These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time.
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What I've found is there's an unsettling amount of cis straight men who do not see women as people. And they certainly don't actually like women. They just like what they can get out of them. Sex, kids, domestic labor, etc.
I'm SO glad I'm not straight and I don't attract those types of men.
I'm SO glad I'm not straight and I don't attract those types of men.
September 27, 2026 at 12:37 AM
What I've found is there's an unsettling amount of cis straight men who do not see women as people. And they certainly don't actually like women. They just like what they can get out of them. Sex, kids, domestic labor, etc.
I'm SO glad I'm not straight and I don't attract those types of men.
I'm SO glad I'm not straight and I don't attract those types of men.
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The party that fears furry pilots, trans kids, and married women with new last names just threw a state dinner for the country shipping drone parts to Iran and invited Putin to Miami. Their courage is extremely selective.
September 26, 2026 at 6:37 PM
The party that fears furry pilots, trans kids, and married women with new last names just threw a state dinner for the country shipping drone parts to Iran and invited Putin to Miami. Their courage is extremely selective.
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It’s mind-blowing that we have literal white nationalists in the White House carrying out unfathomably cruel, abusive, white nationalist policies, and the punditariat has spent the last two weeks debating if some people were too intemperate after a Black man was murdered by cops six years ago.
August 30, 2026 at 3:36 PM
It’s mind-blowing that we have literal white nationalists in the White House carrying out unfathomably cruel, abusive, white nationalist policies, and the punditariat has spent the last two weeks debating if some people were too intemperate after a Black man was murdered by cops six years ago.
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Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]
August 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]
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American politics is like if you're trapped in a room slowly filling with blood but the person next to you is screaming about how the world would end if every bug was a banana
August 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
American politics is like if you're trapped in a room slowly filling with blood but the person next to you is screaming about how the world would end if every bug was a banana
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people love acting like they know what a snowball's chances are in hell. they go, oh it's too hot down there, it'd melt. ok.. so dogs can eat a guy's bits 'n pieces over and over, all day every day forever and never run out, but you figure thermodynamics are still etched in stone? honestly, fuck you
August 22, 2026 at 12:35 PM
people love acting like they know what a snowball's chances are in hell. they go, oh it's too hot down there, it'd melt. ok.. so dogs can eat a guy's bits 'n pieces over and over, all day every day forever and never run out, but you figure thermodynamics are still etched in stone? honestly, fuck you
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Like I’ve said: I am well aware it’s possible we undercounted here zeteo.com/p/19-ways-tr...
August 21, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Like I’ve said: I am well aware it’s possible we undercounted here zeteo.com/p/19-ways-tr...
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You all should be ashamed of yourselves! You’re setting back women’s equality by 100 years by suggesting it’s weird for a professional woman to write love letters to her boss or run behind his golf cart or get saved from the decoy plane over the secretary of state. Typical lib hypocrites!
August 18, 2026 at 9:48 PM
You all should be ashamed of yourselves! You’re setting back women’s equality by 100 years by suggesting it’s weird for a professional woman to write love letters to her boss or run behind his golf cart or get saved from the decoy plane over the secretary of state. Typical lib hypocrites!
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Once you get used to it, discomfort* rocks. You can feel your brain making new connections!
*-the actual discomfort of trying new stuff you won’t always like, not the forced discomfort of making yourself be around people who feel a false power in making you feel like shit
*-the actual discomfort of trying new stuff you won’t always like, not the forced discomfort of making yourself be around people who feel a false power in making you feel like shit
Discomfort is an essential part of growth and wouldn’t it be so embarrassing to be the exact same person thirty years from now, in a totally different world, because you were so averse to discomfort?
August 16, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Once you get used to it, discomfort* rocks. You can feel your brain making new connections!
*-the actual discomfort of trying new stuff you won’t always like, not the forced discomfort of making yourself be around people who feel a false power in making you feel like shit
*-the actual discomfort of trying new stuff you won’t always like, not the forced discomfort of making yourself be around people who feel a false power in making you feel like shit
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Plenty to reflect about re: the Arday affair, but I'm going to repeat this one thing. The playbook the right used here is effective even though it's not especially sophisticated, as it relies on the audience to do the dirty work. I've been calling it "Trojan horse propaganda", let's go with that. 1/
August 16, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Plenty to reflect about re: the Arday affair, but I'm going to repeat this one thing. The playbook the right used here is effective even though it's not especially sophisticated, as it relies on the audience to do the dirty work. I've been calling it "Trojan horse propaganda", let's go with that. 1/
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"Ultimately, the gadflies don’t seem to actually understand how being a transgender athlete works. The idea that cisgender men like Enes and Royce would voluntarily undergo chemical castration to try to join the WNBA and make a minuscule rookie salary is farcical on its face."
Transgender athletes are a red herring
It's a non-problem meant to exclude people from public life.
www.publicnotice.co
August 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
"Ultimately, the gadflies don’t seem to actually understand how being a transgender athlete works. The idea that cisgender men like Enes and Royce would voluntarily undergo chemical castration to try to join the WNBA and make a minuscule rookie salary is farcical on its face."
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I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
August 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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So, Trump wants to make the MMR vaccine into three vaccines?
Let’s see, three separate trips to the pediatrician, three copays, more missed work, and more missed appointments, leaving kids not fully protected from measles, mumps and rubella.
None of it supported by scientific evidence.
Let’s see, three separate trips to the pediatrician, three copays, more missed work, and more missed appointments, leaving kids not fully protected from measles, mumps and rubella.
None of it supported by scientific evidence.
August 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
So, Trump wants to make the MMR vaccine into three vaccines?
Let’s see, three separate trips to the pediatrician, three copays, more missed work, and more missed appointments, leaving kids not fully protected from measles, mumps and rubella.
None of it supported by scientific evidence.
Let’s see, three separate trips to the pediatrician, three copays, more missed work, and more missed appointments, leaving kids not fully protected from measles, mumps and rubella.
None of it supported by scientific evidence.
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If we are ever gonna improve society we have to fucking break the scum mindset that it’s acceptable to treat unhoused people as sub human because it makes people feel better about their shitty lives and lets them believe they aren’t a few big expenses or bad experiences away from their situation.
August 7, 2026 at 2:59 PM
If we are ever gonna improve society we have to fucking break the scum mindset that it’s acceptable to treat unhoused people as sub human because it makes people feel better about their shitty lives and lets them believe they aren’t a few big expenses or bad experiences away from their situation.
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JKR explicitly said she considers anything Potter-related, even fan-made, endorsement of her politics. And every time you engage with this franchise, you signal to the industry that there's still money in it and they should keep pumping out content from full-cast audiobooks to book box partnerships.
August 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
JKR explicitly said she considers anything Potter-related, even fan-made, endorsement of her politics. And every time you engage with this franchise, you signal to the industry that there's still money in it and they should keep pumping out content from full-cast audiobooks to book box partnerships.
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media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs
media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
August 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs
media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
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all of contemporary transphobia feels so manufactured and fake and it's hard to explain how and why to people who haven't felt it happen at them but like
people used to not like Really Care; there were shitty people but like no one built their life around being transphobic
people used to not like Really Care; there were shitty people but like no one built their life around being transphobic
May 18, 2026 at 3:53 AM
all of contemporary transphobia feels so manufactured and fake and it's hard to explain how and why to people who haven't felt it happen at them but like
people used to not like Really Care; there were shitty people but like no one built their life around being transphobic
people used to not like Really Care; there were shitty people but like no one built their life around being transphobic
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[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
July 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
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100% This US Admin lies about everything. Incredibly disrespectful of those who have given their lives or injured in service. At some point I expect a line to be drawn with the leadership where they take a principled stand against this US Admin.
The Pentagon has been playing games with US casualty statistics for months.
Someone is dead. Then they're not. 15 people are wounded. Then they disappear.
On Sunday, the DoD said there were no new casualties. On Monday, they quietly admitted two new casualties.
theintercept.com/2026/07/13/i...
Someone is dead. Then they're not. 15 people are wounded. Then they disappear.
On Sunday, the DoD said there were no new casualties. On Monday, they quietly admitted two new casualties.
theintercept.com/2026/07/13/i...
Iran Claims to Kill 3 U.S. Service Members in Kuwait
The Pentagon said there were “zero reports” of deaths over the weekend — then announced a new death on Monday.
theintercept.com
July 15, 2026 at 1:12 PM
100% This US Admin lies about everything. Incredibly disrespectful of those who have given their lives or injured in service. At some point I expect a line to be drawn with the leadership where they take a principled stand against this US Admin.