Donkey Talks
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Political bullshit, dismantled daily.
The donkey you were warned about.
#Resist #DonkeyTalks #HeeHaw
The donkey you were warned about.
#Resist #DonkeyTalks #HeeHaw
PATRIOTS… DID YOU HEAR THAT???
ITALIAN being blasted at an AMERICAN rally.
So we’re just doing FOREIGN LANGUAGE PROPAGANDA at OUR events now??
What happened to ENGLISH IN AMERICA??
If I wanted opera in a language I don’t understand I’d go to EUROPE.
ITALIAN being blasted at an AMERICAN rally.
So we’re just doing FOREIGN LANGUAGE PROPAGANDA at OUR events now??
What happened to ENGLISH IN AMERICA??
If I wanted opera in a language I don’t understand I’d go to EUROPE.
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
PATRIOTS… DID YOU HEAR THAT???
ITALIAN being blasted at an AMERICAN rally.
So we’re just doing FOREIGN LANGUAGE PROPAGANDA at OUR events now??
What happened to ENGLISH IN AMERICA??
If I wanted opera in a language I don’t understand I’d go to EUROPE.
ITALIAN being blasted at an AMERICAN rally.
So we’re just doing FOREIGN LANGUAGE PROPAGANDA at OUR events now??
What happened to ENGLISH IN AMERICA??
If I wanted opera in a language I don’t understand I’d go to EUROPE.
Dear MAGA:
I thought you guys quit the NFL over Kaepernick in 2017.
So why are you still here in 2026 screaming about halftime shows?
You never boycotted because you’re not trying to change anything … you’re trying to feel offended on purpose.
Outrage is your cardio.
SEE YOU NEXT SEASON 🤣
I thought you guys quit the NFL over Kaepernick in 2017.
So why are you still here in 2026 screaming about halftime shows?
You never boycotted because you’re not trying to change anything … you’re trying to feel offended on purpose.
Outrage is your cardio.
SEE YOU NEXT SEASON 🤣
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Dear MAGA:
I thought you guys quit the NFL over Kaepernick in 2017.
So why are you still here in 2026 screaming about halftime shows?
You never boycotted because you’re not trying to change anything … you’re trying to feel offended on purpose.
Outrage is your cardio.
SEE YOU NEXT SEASON 🤣
I thought you guys quit the NFL over Kaepernick in 2017.
So why are you still here in 2026 screaming about halftime shows?
You never boycotted because you’re not trying to change anything … you’re trying to feel offended on purpose.
Outrage is your cardio.
SEE YOU NEXT SEASON 🤣
Forget Don Lemon.
The White House should not be doing propaganda memes about arrests.
PERIOD.
That’s not normal.
They are getting HIGH on their own power.
The White House should not be doing propaganda memes about arrests.
PERIOD.
That’s not normal.
They are getting HIGH on their own power.
January 30, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Forget Don Lemon.
The White House should not be doing propaganda memes about arrests.
PERIOD.
That’s not normal.
They are getting HIGH on their own power.
The White House should not be doing propaganda memes about arrests.
PERIOD.
That’s not normal.
They are getting HIGH on their own power.
dOn’T tReAd oN mE
January 25, 2026 at 7:32 AM
dOn’T tReAd oN mE
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From now on, all who cherish democracy…will know him as….the Pedophile Protector.
January 14, 2026 at 9:31 AM
From now on, all who cherish democracy…will know him as….the Pedophile Protector.
Can someone explain what the hell is happening with Venezuela, Minnesota, Iran, Greenland—like why is EVERYTHING a crisis today?
Never mind. I found the answer. 👇
Never mind. I found the answer. 👇
January 14, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Can someone explain what the hell is happening with Venezuela, Minnesota, Iran, Greenland—like why is EVERYTHING a crisis today?
Never mind. I found the answer. 👇
Never mind. I found the answer. 👇
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem stood behind “ONE OF OURS, ALL OF YOURS” like it’s a mission statement.
Translation: touch one agent and we will bring the full weight of ICE down on everyone around you; raids, sweeps, collateral damage.. even death and murder.
THIS IS AMERICA?
Translation: touch one agent and we will bring the full weight of ICE down on everyone around you; raids, sweeps, collateral damage.. even death and murder.
THIS IS AMERICA?
January 13, 2026 at 1:38 PM
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem stood behind “ONE OF OURS, ALL OF YOURS” like it’s a mission statement.
Translation: touch one agent and we will bring the full weight of ICE down on everyone around you; raids, sweeps, collateral damage.. even death and murder.
THIS IS AMERICA?
Translation: touch one agent and we will bring the full weight of ICE down on everyone around you; raids, sweeps, collateral damage.. even death and murder.
THIS IS AMERICA?
Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino is a fucking power-trip cosplay clown.
January 13, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino is a fucking power-trip cosplay clown.
My New Year’s resolution was to stop arguing online with MAGA morons.. then all this shit happened.
Once more into the fray 💪
Once more into the fray 💪
January 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
My New Year’s resolution was to stop arguing online with MAGA morons.. then all this shit happened.
Once more into the fray 💪
Once more into the fray 💪
ICE Deportation Officer “requirements”:
• Be a U.S. citizen
• Have a driver’s license
• Be allowed to carry a gun
• Be under 40
That’s it. That’s the fucking bar.
You hand federal power and loaded weapons to people vetted like mall security, then act surprised when someone ends up dead.
• Be a U.S. citizen
• Have a driver’s license
• Be allowed to carry a gun
• Be under 40
That’s it. That’s the fucking bar.
You hand federal power and loaded weapons to people vetted like mall security, then act surprised when someone ends up dead.
January 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
ICE Deportation Officer “requirements”:
• Be a U.S. citizen
• Have a driver’s license
• Be allowed to carry a gun
• Be under 40
That’s it. That’s the fucking bar.
You hand federal power and loaded weapons to people vetted like mall security, then act surprised when someone ends up dead.
• Be a U.S. citizen
• Have a driver’s license
• Be allowed to carry a gun
• Be under 40
That’s it. That’s the fucking bar.
You hand federal power and loaded weapons to people vetted like mall security, then act surprised when someone ends up dead.
THEY USED ADOBE TO REDACT THE EPSTEIN FILES
🤣 🤣 🤣
🤣 🤣 🤣
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
THEY USED ADOBE TO REDACT THE EPSTEIN FILES
🤣 🤣 🤣
🤣 🤣 🤣
Trump’s Epstein move is a ruse. Make a Dem-only probe, shout “transparency”… then block the files with “ongoing investigation.”
It’s a con in broad daylight.
#EpsteinFiles
It’s a con in broad daylight.
#EpsteinFiles
Trump takes sharp U-turn on Epstein files
Morning Report is The Hill’s a.m. newsletter. Subscribe here. In today’s issue: ▪ President reverses ahead of Epstein vote ▪ Trump-MTG spat intensifies ▪ FAA ends all flight reductions …
thehill.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Trump’s Epstein move is a ruse. Make a Dem-only probe, shout “transparency”… then block the files with “ongoing investigation.”
It’s a con in broad daylight.
#EpsteinFiles
It’s a con in broad daylight.
#EpsteinFiles
You mean besides 91 felony charges, a coup attempt, sexual assault verdict, stealing nuclear secrets, charity fraud, Trump U scam, hush money coverups, stiffing workers, kids in cages, COVID lies, and grifting his cult for cash?
#MAGAts #TrumpCrimeFamily #Cult45 #NeverSurrenderMyAss
#MAGAts #TrumpCrimeFamily #Cult45 #NeverSurrenderMyAss
October 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You mean besides 91 felony charges, a coup attempt, sexual assault verdict, stealing nuclear secrets, charity fraud, Trump U scam, hush money coverups, stiffing workers, kids in cages, COVID lies, and grifting his cult for cash?
#MAGAts #TrumpCrimeFamily #Cult45 #NeverSurrenderMyAss
#MAGAts #TrumpCrimeFamily #Cult45 #NeverSurrenderMyAss
Red states get subsidies. Blue states get punishment.
Trump uses your tax dollars like a mob boss settling scores
#TrumpCrimeFamily #TyrannyByBudget #Cult45
Trump uses your tax dollars like a mob boss settling scores
#TrumpCrimeFamily #TyrannyByBudget #Cult45
Shutdown fight halts $18B for New York’s largest subway, rail projects
The move appeared designed to pressure Senate Minority Leader Schumer and Democrats to support a GOP plan that would have averted the shutdown.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Red states get subsidies. Blue states get punishment.
Trump uses your tax dollars like a mob boss settling scores
#TrumpCrimeFamily #TyrannyByBudget #Cult45
Trump uses your tax dollars like a mob boss settling scores
#TrumpCrimeFamily #TyrannyByBudget #Cult45
Trump said Project 2025 had “nothing to do with me.” Now he’s stapling it to his orange ass like a bumper sticker.
Gaslight, deny, repeat … it’s the only exercise he gets besides waddling to the fridge.
#Project2025
#MAGAts
#Cult45
Gaslight, deny, repeat … it’s the only exercise he gets besides waddling to the fridge.
#Project2025
#MAGAts
#Cult45
Trump no longer distancing himself from Project 2025 as he uses shutdown to further pursue its goals
President Donald Trump is now openly embracing the conservative blueprint he desperately tried to distance himself from during the 2024 campaign.
apnews.com
October 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Trump said Project 2025 had “nothing to do with me.” Now he’s stapling it to his orange ass like a bumper sticker.
Gaslight, deny, repeat … it’s the only exercise he gets besides waddling to the fridge.
#Project2025
#MAGAts
#Cult45
Gaslight, deny, repeat … it’s the only exercise he gets besides waddling to the fridge.
#Project2025
#MAGAts
#Cult45
This clown show doesn’t even bother hiding it.
Deny Project 2025 to the press, then brag about Project 2025 to the cult.
Peak two-faced fascist bullshit.
#Project2025 #TrumpLies #ClownShow #Fascism #DonkeyTalks
Deny Project 2025 to the press, then brag about Project 2025 to the cult.
Peak two-faced fascist bullshit.
#Project2025 #TrumpLies #ClownShow #Fascism #DonkeyTalks
October 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This clown show doesn’t even bother hiding it.
Deny Project 2025 to the press, then brag about Project 2025 to the cult.
Peak two-faced fascist bullshit.
#Project2025 #TrumpLies #ClownShow #Fascism #DonkeyTalks
Deny Project 2025 to the press, then brag about Project 2025 to the cult.
Peak two-faced fascist bullshit.
#Project2025 #TrumpLies #ClownShow #Fascism #DonkeyTalks
Trump the draft dodger standing there pretending to be a general is pure stolen valor bullshit.
#Trump #DraftDodger #StolenValor #ClownShow #DonkeyTalks
#Trump #DraftDodger #StolenValor #ClownShow #DonkeyTalks
October 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Trump the draft dodger standing there pretending to be a general is pure stolen valor bullshit.
#Trump #DraftDodger #StolenValor #ClownShow #DonkeyTalks
#Trump #DraftDodger #StolenValor #ClownShow #DonkeyTalks
Nobody’s saying Pam Bondi confused Washington State with Washington D.C.…
but with this clown show, would it really shock you?
#PamBondi #ClownShow #Washington #Satire #DonkeyTalks
but with this clown show, would it really shock you?
#PamBondi #ClownShow #Washington #Satire #DonkeyTalks
Ferguson: WA won’t be ‘bullied’ by federal threats on immigration
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi sent a letter to the governor last week demanding that the state change its “sanctuary” policies.
www.cascadepbs.org
August 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Nobody’s saying Pam Bondi confused Washington State with Washington D.C.…
but with this clown show, would it really shock you?
#PamBondi #ClownShow #Washington #Satire #DonkeyTalks
but with this clown show, would it really shock you?
#PamBondi #ClownShow #Washington #Satire #DonkeyTalks
FBI: We got him.
Homeland Security: We charged him.
Nevada Task Force: We logged him in.
Trump White House: Delete all that, Israel wants him home.
Predator walks. System broken.
Law & Order?
Homeland Security: We charged him.
Nevada Task Force: We logged him in.
Trump White House: Delete all that, Israel wants him home.
Predator walks. System broken.
Law & Order?
US helped Netanyahu’s cyber chief evade child sex crime charges: Report
A recent report has revealed that Donald Trump’s administration helped one of the Israeli prime minister’s top cyberwarfare officials evade child sex crime charges, released him, and returned him to I...
https://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2025/08/17/753255/Trump-admin--helped-Netanyahu’s-cyber-chief-go-free-after-his-arrest-for-child-sex-crimes--Report
August 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
FBI: We got him.
Homeland Security: We charged him.
Nevada Task Force: We logged him in.
Trump White House: Delete all that, Israel wants him home.
Predator walks. System broken.
Law & Order?
Homeland Security: We charged him.
Nevada Task Force: We logged him in.
Trump White House: Delete all that, Israel wants him home.
Predator walks. System broken.
Law & Order?
“Whatever the hell they want” has a history; Jim Crow terror, stop-and-frisk, Ferguson, George Floyd.
Unchecked cops don’t keep us safe, they keep the abuse coming.
Trump just put D.C. on that list.
#GaslightAndOrder
Unchecked cops don’t keep us safe, they keep the abuse coming.
Trump just put D.C. on that list.
#GaslightAndOrder
August 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“Whatever the hell they want” has a history; Jim Crow terror, stop-and-frisk, Ferguson, George Floyd.
Unchecked cops don’t keep us safe, they keep the abuse coming.
Trump just put D.C. on that list.
#GaslightAndOrder
Unchecked cops don’t keep us safe, they keep the abuse coming.
Trump just put D.C. on that list.
#GaslightAndOrder