Dope Furnace
@dopefurnace.bsky.social
Watch from the driveway or get in the car.
If you know me, no you don’t.
📍MKE
DopamineFurnace.org
If you know me, no you don’t.
📍MKE
DopamineFurnace.org
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Now for a tip from Plant Dad:
In places like The Nethers where darkness is the norm, try a little diaper cream if your cob’s a little warm.
The Corn Sweat is here. Came in like a song. Enjoy the breeze and mind your schlong.
In places like The Nethers where darkness is the norm, try a little diaper cream if your cob’s a little warm.
The Corn Sweat is here. Came in like a song. Enjoy the breeze and mind your schlong.
September 23, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Didn’t get enough prayer in church? I’ll give you somewhere to kneel.
September 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Didn’t get enough prayer in church? I’ll give you somewhere to kneel.
Second shift is over. Dad’s home and he’s got a pretty ripe package for ya.
I’m just your neighborhood stoner with a #boner. What else would you expect on #mcm? @coyotejocks.bsky.social
I’m just your neighborhood stoner with a #boner. What else would you expect on #mcm? @coyotejocks.bsky.social
September 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Second shift is over. Dad’s home and he’s got a pretty ripe package for ya.
I’m just your neighborhood stoner with a #boner. What else would you expect on #mcm? @coyotejocks.bsky.social
I’m just your neighborhood stoner with a #boner. What else would you expect on #mcm? @coyotejocks.bsky.social
Have you ever fucked yourself with a dildo fresh out of the dishwasher?
I highly recommend it.
I highly recommend it.
September 3, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Have you ever fucked yourself with a dildo fresh out of the dishwasher?
I highly recommend it.
I highly recommend it.
As #HumpDay comes to a close, I honor the day I spent in @breedwell.bsky.social comfort.

I don’t even remember what hashtags we Thursday with anymore.

I don’t even remember what hashtags we Thursday with anymore.
September 3, 2026 at 6:24 AM
As #HumpDay comes to a close, I honor the day I spent in @breedwell.bsky.social comfort.

I don’t even remember what hashtags we Thursday with anymore.

I don’t even remember what hashtags we Thursday with anymore.
September 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
#monochromemonday is back for another soft launch into the week. Maybe there’s something you can do to make #mcm a little rougher.
August 31, 2026 at 1:59 PM
#monochromemonday is back for another soft launch into the week. Maybe there’s something you can do to make #mcm a little rougher.
Now for a tip from Plant Dad:
In places like The Nethers where darkness is the norm, try a little diaper cream if your cob’s a little warm.
The Corn Sweat is here. Came in like a song. Enjoy the breeze and mind your schlong.
In places like The Nethers where darkness is the norm, try a little diaper cream if your cob’s a little warm.
The Corn Sweat is here. Came in like a song. Enjoy the breeze and mind your schlong.
August 30, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Now for a tip from Plant Dad:
In places like The Nethers where darkness is the norm, try a little diaper cream if your cob’s a little warm.
The Corn Sweat is here. Came in like a song. Enjoy the breeze and mind your schlong.
In places like The Nethers where darkness is the norm, try a little diaper cream if your cob’s a little warm.
The Corn Sweat is here. Came in like a song. Enjoy the breeze and mind your schlong.
Well dang. I don’t know about y’all but this #HumpDay is one hell of a bump to get over.
Anyway. I don’t feel like making decisions today. The thong says it all.
Anyway. I don’t feel like making decisions today. The thong says it all.
August 26, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Well dang. I don’t know about y’all but this #HumpDay is one hell of a bump to get over.
Anyway. I don’t feel like making decisions today. The thong says it all.
Anyway. I don’t feel like making decisions today. The thong says it all.
Crap. I got lost in the stacks while cleaning my room and missed #MonochromeMonday.
Anyway, it’s Tuesday but here’s an #mcm latergram for you. Grab me another cuppa before we disrobe, would ya? These size 13 #feet are fucking dogged.
Anyway, it’s Tuesday but here’s an #mcm latergram for you. Grab me another cuppa before we disrobe, would ya? These size 13 #feet are fucking dogged.
August 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Crap. I got lost in the stacks while cleaning my room and missed #MonochromeMonday.
Anyway, it’s Tuesday but here’s an #mcm latergram for you. Grab me another cuppa before we disrobe, would ya? These size 13 #feet are fucking dogged.
Anyway, it’s Tuesday but here’s an #mcm latergram for you. Grab me another cuppa before we disrobe, would ya? These size 13 #feet are fucking dogged.
August 25, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Sunset sights from atop Summit Peak on view for you this #TummyTuesday.
And a little #mcm hangover before the #humpday jump.
And a little #mcm hangover before the #humpday jump.
August 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Sunset sights from atop Summit Peak on view for you this #TummyTuesday.
And a little #mcm hangover before the #humpday jump.
And a little #mcm hangover before the #humpday jump.
Ok fine. You want ass today? Here you go. Now get me another coffee, hold the cream.
I like that on my chest.
Have the #HumpDay you deserve, kings.
I like that on my chest.
Have the #HumpDay you deserve, kings.
July 22, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Ok fine. You want ass today? Here you go. Now get me another coffee, hold the cream.
I like that on my chest.
Have the #HumpDay you deserve, kings.
I like that on my chest.
Have the #HumpDay you deserve, kings.
July 20, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Feeling a certain way about gardening today. Anyway, I’ll put on a singlet and sip a coffee over it.
I’ve got a big German Johnson ready to ripen. What’s in your bush?
Master Gardener consults booking soon @ FurnaceCreativeConsultants.org
#mcm #monochromemonday #gardenseason #PlantZaddy
I’ve got a big German Johnson ready to ripen. What’s in your bush?
Master Gardener consults booking soon @ FurnaceCreativeConsultants.org
#mcm #monochromemonday #gardenseason #PlantZaddy
July 20, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Feeling a certain way about gardening today. Anyway, I’ll put on a singlet and sip a coffee over it.
I’ve got a big German Johnson ready to ripen. What’s in your bush?
Master Gardener consults booking soon @ FurnaceCreativeConsultants.org
#mcm #monochromemonday #gardenseason #PlantZaddy
I’ve got a big German Johnson ready to ripen. What’s in your bush?
Master Gardener consults booking soon @ FurnaceCreativeConsultants.org
#mcm #monochromemonday #gardenseason #PlantZaddy
My boyfriend said my ass looks terrible and I just don’t think I can believe him when this 2 tier used to be a pancake.
The pool is full of Brads. Should I ask them?
The pool is full of Brads. Should I ask them?
July 11, 2026 at 10:17 PM
My boyfriend said my ass looks terrible and I just don’t think I can believe him when this 2 tier used to be a pancake.
The pool is full of Brads. Should I ask them?
The pool is full of Brads. Should I ask them?