Doris Bizarro
@dorisbizarro.bsky.social
Eccentric Shit for pets and people.
Your tiny house panther will lose its mind.
✨ Spend $50 and get this feral backyard nip FREE. ✨
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February 23, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Your tiny house panther will lose its mind.
✨ Spend $50 and get this feral backyard nip FREE. ✨
✨ Spend $50 and get this feral backyard nip FREE. ✨
Reposted by Doris Bizarro
In this political and economic dumpster fire, help foul-mouthed,women-owned biz survive. Doris
Bizarro makes goth, glam,and sparkle beds for weird pets. From tough babes like Coney Kat to best-seller Just the Tip (yes, it’s a tiny dick), support small biz and buy something ridiculous.
Bizarro makes goth, glam,and sparkle beds for weird pets. From tough babes like Coney Kat to best-seller Just the Tip (yes, it’s a tiny dick), support small biz and buy something ridiculous.
July 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
In this political and economic dumpster fire, help foul-mouthed,women-owned biz survive. Doris
Bizarro makes goth, glam,and sparkle beds for weird pets. From tough babes like Coney Kat to best-seller Just the Tip (yes, it’s a tiny dick), support small biz and buy something ridiculous.
Bizarro makes goth, glam,and sparkle beds for weird pets. From tough babes like Coney Kat to best-seller Just the Tip (yes, it’s a tiny dick), support small biz and buy something ridiculous.
Reposted by Doris Bizarro
An octopus took acid.
Its brain melted.
Its head turned into a cupcake.
Now it’s covered in eyeballs and cosmic regret.
This toy is unhinged and built like a tank:
🖤 Super-reinforced seams
🖤 Extra-tough construction
🖤 Made to withstand most super chewers (because nothing survives everyone)
Its brain melted.
Its head turned into a cupcake.
Now it’s covered in eyeballs and cosmic regret.
This toy is unhinged and built like a tank:
🖤 Super-reinforced seams
🖤 Extra-tough construction
🖤 Made to withstand most super chewers (because nothing survives everyone)
February 10, 2026 at 1:54 AM
An octopus took acid.
Its brain melted.
Its head turned into a cupcake.
Now it’s covered in eyeballs and cosmic regret.
This toy is unhinged and built like a tank:
🖤 Super-reinforced seams
🖤 Extra-tough construction
🖤 Made to withstand most super chewers (because nothing survives everyone)
Its brain melted.
Its head turned into a cupcake.
Now it’s covered in eyeballs and cosmic regret.
This toy is unhinged and built like a tank:
🖤 Super-reinforced seams
🖤 Extra-tough construction
🖤 Made to withstand most super chewers (because nothing survives everyone)
Reposted by Doris Bizarro
David Lynch–inspired.
Agent Dale Cooper drank so much coffee
the great horned owl crossed over
and became a dog toy.
So tough,
so reinforced,
even BOB couldn’t penetrate its mind.
Built with serious bite resistance,
reinforced seams,
and just enough otherworldly energy
Available now.
Damn fine.
Agent Dale Cooper drank so much coffee
the great horned owl crossed over
and became a dog toy.
So tough,
so reinforced,
even BOB couldn’t penetrate its mind.
Built with serious bite resistance,
reinforced seams,
and just enough otherworldly energy
Available now.
Damn fine.
February 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
David Lynch–inspired.
Agent Dale Cooper drank so much coffee
the great horned owl crossed over
and became a dog toy.
So tough,
so reinforced,
even BOB couldn’t penetrate its mind.
Built with serious bite resistance,
reinforced seams,
and just enough otherworldly energy
Available now.
Damn fine.
Agent Dale Cooper drank so much coffee
the great horned owl crossed over
and became a dog toy.
So tough,
so reinforced,
even BOB couldn’t penetrate its mind.
Built with serious bite resistance,
reinforced seams,
and just enough otherworldly energy
Available now.
Damn fine.
Reposted by Doris Bizarro
She whorls.
She squeaks.
She will make you look deep
into her hippo soul.
Stare too long
and suddenly it’s 3 a.m.,
your dog is possessed,
and you don’t remember starting the game of fetch.
Soft, strange, hypnotic.
Not a toy.
An experience.
Proceed with reverence.
She squeaks.
She will make you look deep
into her hippo soul.
Stare too long
and suddenly it’s 3 a.m.,
your dog is possessed,
and you don’t remember starting the game of fetch.
Soft, strange, hypnotic.
Not a toy.
An experience.
Proceed with reverence.
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
She whorls.
She squeaks.
She will make you look deep
into her hippo soul.
Stare too long
and suddenly it’s 3 a.m.,
your dog is possessed,
and you don’t remember starting the game of fetch.
Soft, strange, hypnotic.
Not a toy.
An experience.
Proceed with reverence.
She squeaks.
She will make you look deep
into her hippo soul.
Stare too long
and suddenly it’s 3 a.m.,
your dog is possessed,
and you don’t remember starting the game of fetch.
Soft, strange, hypnotic.
Not a toy.
An experience.
Proceed with reverence.
Reposted by Doris Bizarro
A three-eyed alligator walks into a bar…
well—struts.
Bartender asks, “What’re you having?”
She says, “Whatever you’re staring at.”
She’s pink.
She’s fabulous.
She’s got three eyes and still clocked you first.
well—struts.
Bartender asks, “What’re you having?”
She says, “Whatever you’re staring at.”
She’s pink.
She’s fabulous.
She’s got three eyes and still clocked you first.
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
A three-eyed alligator walks into a bar…
well—struts.
Bartender asks, “What’re you having?”
She says, “Whatever you’re staring at.”
She’s pink.
She’s fabulous.
She’s got three eyes and still clocked you first.
well—struts.
Bartender asks, “What’re you having?”
She says, “Whatever you’re staring at.”
She’s pink.
She’s fabulous.
She’s got three eyes and still clocked you first.
A three-eyed alligator walks into a bar…
well—struts.
Bartender asks, “What’re you having?”
She says, “Whatever you’re staring at.”
She’s pink.
She’s fabulous.
She’s got three eyes and still clocked you first.
well—struts.
Bartender asks, “What’re you having?”
She says, “Whatever you’re staring at.”
She’s pink.
She’s fabulous.
She’s got three eyes and still clocked you first.
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
A three-eyed alligator walks into a bar…
well—struts.
Bartender asks, “What’re you having?”
She says, “Whatever you’re staring at.”
She’s pink.
She’s fabulous.
She’s got three eyes and still clocked you first.
well—struts.
Bartender asks, “What’re you having?”
She says, “Whatever you’re staring at.”
She’s pink.
She’s fabulous.
She’s got three eyes and still clocked you first.
She whorls.
She squeaks.
She will make you look deep
into her hippo soul.
Stare too long
and suddenly it’s 3 a.m.,
your dog is possessed,
and you don’t remember starting the game of fetch.
Soft, strange, hypnotic.
Not a toy.
An experience.
Proceed with reverence.
She squeaks.
She will make you look deep
into her hippo soul.
Stare too long
and suddenly it’s 3 a.m.,
your dog is possessed,
and you don’t remember starting the game of fetch.
Soft, strange, hypnotic.
Not a toy.
An experience.
Proceed with reverence.
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
She whorls.
She squeaks.
She will make you look deep
into her hippo soul.
Stare too long
and suddenly it’s 3 a.m.,
your dog is possessed,
and you don’t remember starting the game of fetch.
Soft, strange, hypnotic.
Not a toy.
An experience.
Proceed with reverence.
She squeaks.
She will make you look deep
into her hippo soul.
Stare too long
and suddenly it’s 3 a.m.,
your dog is possessed,
and you don’t remember starting the game of fetch.
Soft, strange, hypnotic.
Not a toy.
An experience.
Proceed with reverence.
David Lynch–inspired.
Agent Dale Cooper drank so much coffee
the great horned owl crossed over
and became a dog toy.
So tough,
so reinforced,
even BOB couldn’t penetrate its mind.
Built with serious bite resistance,
reinforced seams,
and just enough otherworldly energy
Available now.
Damn fine.
Agent Dale Cooper drank so much coffee
the great horned owl crossed over
and became a dog toy.
So tough,
so reinforced,
even BOB couldn’t penetrate its mind.
Built with serious bite resistance,
reinforced seams,
and just enough otherworldly energy
Available now.
Damn fine.
February 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
David Lynch–inspired.
Agent Dale Cooper drank so much coffee
the great horned owl crossed over
and became a dog toy.
So tough,
so reinforced,
even BOB couldn’t penetrate its mind.
Built with serious bite resistance,
reinforced seams,
and just enough otherworldly energy
Available now.
Damn fine.
Agent Dale Cooper drank so much coffee
the great horned owl crossed over
and became a dog toy.
So tough,
so reinforced,
even BOB couldn’t penetrate its mind.
Built with serious bite resistance,
reinforced seams,
and just enough otherworldly energy
Available now.
Damn fine.
An octopus took acid.
Its brain melted.
Its head turned into a cupcake.
Now it’s covered in eyeballs and cosmic regret.
This toy is unhinged and built like a tank:
🖤 Super-reinforced seams
🖤 Extra-tough construction
🖤 Made to withstand most super chewers (because nothing survives everyone)
Its brain melted.
Its head turned into a cupcake.
Now it’s covered in eyeballs and cosmic regret.
This toy is unhinged and built like a tank:
🖤 Super-reinforced seams
🖤 Extra-tough construction
🖤 Made to withstand most super chewers (because nothing survives everyone)
February 10, 2026 at 1:54 AM
An octopus took acid.
Its brain melted.
Its head turned into a cupcake.
Now it’s covered in eyeballs and cosmic regret.
This toy is unhinged and built like a tank:
🖤 Super-reinforced seams
🖤 Extra-tough construction
🖤 Made to withstand most super chewers (because nothing survives everyone)
Its brain melted.
Its head turned into a cupcake.
Now it’s covered in eyeballs and cosmic regret.
This toy is unhinged and built like a tank:
🖤 Super-reinforced seams
🖤 Extra-tough construction
🖤 Made to withstand most super chewers (because nothing survives everyone)
In this political and economic dumpster fire, help foul-mouthed,women-owned biz survive. Doris
Bizarro makes goth, glam,and sparkle beds for weird pets. From tough babes like Coney Kat to best-seller Just the Tip (yes, it’s a tiny dick), support small biz and buy something ridiculous.
Bizarro makes goth, glam,and sparkle beds for weird pets. From tough babes like Coney Kat to best-seller Just the Tip (yes, it’s a tiny dick), support small biz and buy something ridiculous.
July 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
In this political and economic dumpster fire, help foul-mouthed,women-owned biz survive. Doris
Bizarro makes goth, glam,and sparkle beds for weird pets. From tough babes like Coney Kat to best-seller Just the Tip (yes, it’s a tiny dick), support small biz and buy something ridiculous.
Bizarro makes goth, glam,and sparkle beds for weird pets. From tough babes like Coney Kat to best-seller Just the Tip (yes, it’s a tiny dick), support small biz and buy something ridiculous.
March 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
March 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
New Product Drop! Available tomorrow at 10am! Made for cats and small dogs ! #pettoys #petsupplies #cats #dogs
March 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
New Product Drop! Available tomorrow at 10am! Made for cats and small dogs ! #pettoys #petsupplies #cats #dogs
Someone needs to take that sharpie and shove it up his ass #dumptrump
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Someone needs to take that sharpie and shove it up his ass #dumptrump
Happy Birthday Esther! You’re 4 now, so it’s time to stop shitting in the office.. #rescuepoodle #birthdaygirl #turd
March 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Happy Birthday Esther! You’re 4 now, so it’s time to stop shitting in the office.. #rescuepoodle #birthdaygirl #turd
Went to North Cascade National Park today 2/28. This beautiful place, will these fuckers take it away from us? What will happen This summer with the forest fires? Everywhere was damage from last summers, when we had all the NPS working to save it. #nationalparks
March 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Went to North Cascade National Park today 2/28. This beautiful place, will these fuckers take it away from us? What will happen This summer with the forest fires? Everywhere was damage from last summers, when we had all the NPS working to save it. #nationalparks
Happy 17th birthday Ava, my crazy old lady! #dogs #happybirthday
February 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Happy 17th birthday Ava, my crazy old lady! #dogs #happybirthday
February 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
