florida chris 🌴
@doritosfont.bsky.social
He/him, 45, weird, dad, poly, First Class Florida Trash™. FL Panthers super fan 🏆🏆 Shitty poster
DMs open, I don't give a shit
DMs open, I don't give a shit
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florida chris 🌴
@doritosfont.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Welcome to my bird/nature posting account!
Mostly going to be bird and other wildlife. Gonna experiment with some bot stuff to auto-share captures from my bird audio monitor and post that stuff here.
Mostly going to be bird and other wildlife. Gonna experiment with some bot stuff to auto-share captures from my bird audio monitor and post that stuff here.
Follow my bird account
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Evergreen.
September 18, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Evergreen.
Doin so bad that I get this reaction from my therapist
September 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Doin so bad that I get this reaction from my therapist
My friends circle might not agree on everything but one thing we all do agree on is that we hate horses
September 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
My friends circle might not agree on everything but one thing we all do agree on is that we hate horses
Sadmaxxing today
September 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Sadmaxxing today
Potentates only
September 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Potentates only
Chat, I helped this turtle cross the street
September 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Chat, I helped this turtle cross the street
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Are images broke again?
September 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Are images broke again?
Lol at the ducks losing to Okie Lite
September 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Lol at the ducks losing to Okie Lite
Just saw a commercial for "war dot gov" and man we are in the worst timeline.
September 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Just saw a commercial for "war dot gov" and man we are in the worst timeline.
The most disturbing fact about Charlie Kirk is that he was 6'5"
September 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
The most disturbing fact about Charlie Kirk is that he was 6'5"
Heard you talkin shit
September 9, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Heard you talkin shit
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Working the drive thru of a McDonalds, Big Mac in one hand, ice cream in the other, cars come by the window but only to wave. I look into the sky. Every cloud is shaped like my face. Stan Chera pulls up in a convertible *beep beep* “get in,” he says “Jeffrey’s having a party. He needs to see you”
September 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Working the drive thru of a McDonalds, Big Mac in one hand, ice cream in the other, cars come by the window but only to wave. I look into the sky. Every cloud is shaped like my face. Stan Chera pulls up in a convertible *beep beep* “get in,” he says “Jeffrey’s having a party. He needs to see you”
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Polyamory is having a spouse that has a Switch they only uses to play Zelda, and also having a girlfriend who has a Switch she only uses to play Zelda.
September 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Polyamory is having a spouse that has a Switch they only uses to play Zelda, and also having a girlfriend who has a Switch she only uses to play Zelda.
I mean they're not wrong
That book fair is hell for kids who can’t afford books.
September 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I mean they're not wrong
🎶learn to work the saxophone🎶
i will never not share this whenever it comes back into my life
September 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
🎶learn to work the saxophone🎶
Yeah it's about to be nastyyy
September 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Yeah it's about to be nastyyy
Oh hell yeah
MLB issues Tornado Warning [tornado: RADAR INDICATED, hail: <.75 IN] for Brevard [FL] till 6:15 PM EDT Link
September 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Oh hell yeah
Can't take the Gator out of DJ Lagway
September 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Can't take the Gator out of DJ Lagway
HOUT sighting
September 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
HOUT sighting
Tanguy Destable is what they call me when I forget to take my meds
Natalie Portman Gives Birth to Baby No. 3, Her First With Tanguy Destable bit.ly/4xFl56F
September 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Tanguy Destable is what they call me when I forget to take my meds
Polyamory is having a spouse that has a Switch they only uses to play Zelda, and also having a girlfriend who has a Switch she only uses to play Zelda.
September 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Polyamory is having a spouse that has a Switch they only uses to play Zelda, and also having a girlfriend who has a Switch she only uses to play Zelda.