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· Nov 26
Coming soon to Blu-ray from @uglygirlswag.bsky.social
DORKS WALMART (2024)
Loaded with special features surely to confuse anyone who dares to play this strange disc...
DORKS WALMART (2024)
Loaded with special features surely to confuse anyone who dares to play this strange disc...
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if u are in the GOP fandom u seriously have to check out this new movie Digger out now
October 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
if u are in the GOP fandom u seriously have to check out this new movie Digger out now
Exactly Where I'm At
YouTube video by Ween - Topic
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September 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Gonna start singing this every single morning and see if that like, helps with my life in some way. youtu.be/fQ3s6SxPD64?...
Teacher's Pet OST Track 02 - I Wanna Be a Boy
YouTube video by ScandalousAshley
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September 24, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Gonna start singing this every single morning and see if that like, helps with my life in some way. youtu.be/fQ3s6SxPD64?...
Instead of submitting a ballot to NYT, here's my favorite shows until I change my mind in another half hour when I remember more.
September 24, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Instead of submitting a ballot to NYT, here's my favorite shows until I change my mind in another half hour when I remember more.
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me as smarties (candy)
September 24, 2026 at 3:00 AM
me as smarties (candy)
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Today also marks 1 full year of the love of my life moving in with me, the dude who has changed my world for the better. He’s been there for me through everything, from 3 hour Rosenstock sets to our trips to Tamagotchi Land. I love him so dearly. Thanks for everything Pete!! @koalabear.bsky.social
September 20, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Today also marks 1 full year of the love of my life moving in with me, the dude who has changed my world for the better. He’s been there for me through everything, from 3 hour Rosenstock sets to our trips to Tamagotchi Land. I love him so dearly. Thanks for everything Pete!! @koalabear.bsky.social
3 straight hours of Jeff Rosenstock felt like another planet. Saw the original Worry tour but seeing that album in full a full decade later on a rooftop overlooking the sunset on the Brooklyn Bridge was deeply moving. My body feels like a pile of spaghetti now. Don’t know how they did it!!!!!
September 20, 2026 at 4:04 AM
3 straight hours of Jeff Rosenstock felt like another planet. Saw the original Worry tour but seeing that album in full a full decade later on a rooftop overlooking the sunset on the Brooklyn Bridge was deeply moving. My body feels like a pile of spaghetti now. Don’t know how they did it!!!!!
i hum this on most days
youtu.be/N8pnuMAOE_E?...
youtu.be/N8pnuMAOE_E?...
Schenectady
YouTube video by Jon Brion - Topic
youtu.be
September 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
i hum this on most days
youtu.be/N8pnuMAOE_E?...
youtu.be/N8pnuMAOE_E?...
Still processing the fact that I just saw 45:33 performed live!!!!!
September 13, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Still processing the fact that I just saw 45:33 performed live!!!!!
hey….who is this….
September 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
hey….who is this….
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my friends fursona :)
September 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
my friends fursona :)
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I am fucking wheezing right now
September 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I am fucking wheezing right now
hey guys! Listening to the album Manning Fireworks by MJ Lenderman!
September 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
hey guys! Listening to the album Manning Fireworks by MJ Lenderman!
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You know what they say about leaving pie on the windowsill.
Featuring @projectendo.bsky.social @moopleaf.bsky.social and myself
Featuring @projectendo.bsky.social @moopleaf.bsky.social and myself
September 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
You know what they say about leaving pie on the windowsill.
Featuring @projectendo.bsky.social @moopleaf.bsky.social and myself
Featuring @projectendo.bsky.social @moopleaf.bsky.social and myself
Faves of the year so far, it’s really been an amazing year for genre flicks!
September 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Faves of the year so far, it’s really been an amazing year for genre flicks!
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some icons
@/batstrogen @/dorks @/kate.dog @/legendaryd0gs
@/batstrogen @/dorks @/kate.dog @/legendaryd0gs
September 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
some icons
@/batstrogen @/dorks @/kate.dog @/legendaryd0gs
@/batstrogen @/dorks @/kate.dog @/legendaryd0gs
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youre telling me an Um Jammed this Lammy?
September 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
youre telling me an Um Jammed this Lammy?
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Who remembers glue?
September 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Who remembers glue?
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I challenged myself to find the stupidest thing possible to store my weed in and I think I nailed it.
September 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I challenged myself to find the stupidest thing possible to store my weed in and I think I nailed it.
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Big thanks to @rabbitpatches.bsky.social for this impromptu doodle yesterday at ANE. A real top tier Dorks look.
January 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Big thanks to @rabbitpatches.bsky.social for this impromptu doodle yesterday at ANE. A real top tier Dorks look.
pete is standing near me and radiating an energy that can't be described with words? what is he plotting? something bad? something good? is this because he has made the tough decision to no longer eat sugar (a key part of his personality)? "can you remind everyone that i'm Cute?" - Pete watching me
September 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
pete is standing near me and radiating an energy that can't be described with words? what is he plotting? something bad? something good? is this because he has made the tough decision to no longer eat sugar (a key part of his personality)? "can you remind everyone that i'm Cute?" - Pete watching me