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Dot hog
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Just another passenger on the mothership.🌎🌌
Economy got me buying a MacBook Amateur for my next computer.
September 22, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Brb, flying on a rocketship to out of space.🚀
September 22, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Why do they even put filters and search criteria on retail sites anymore when they just show you whatever the fuck they want anyway?
September 20, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Lifting my face out a mound of coffee grounds like that dude from Predator 2 ready to start my day.
Scorpio: Worried Man with a Gun
ALT: Scorpio: Worried Man with a Gun
static.klipy.com
September 20, 2026 at 1:43 PM
They're planning on building an AI data center in one of my favorite areas in Colorado.

Right near where the aligator from Happy Gilmore lived out
his(her?) life.
And Great Sand Dunes National Park...
September 20, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Shopping for furniture on facebook be like

"In great condition!"
*picture shows furniture with torn fabric sitting in a pile of food garbage.*

"Did I say midcentury modern?"
September 20, 2026 at 3:17 AM
My new opinion is that the La Z Boy™️ manual rocking recliner is the peak of American engineering.
September 20, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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Animal facts:
1. Scientists theorise there are more than 100 animals
2. Cats can have as many as 4 legs
3. Many creatures are also animals
September 19, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Autocorrect just turned

"paying cash"
into
"laying can"
and I think I'm gonna start using it.

Hell yea buddy we laying can this weekend.
September 19, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Please don't forget to like and subscribe, your honor.
September 19, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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illustration, ram, magazine (1980) archive.org/details/ram-...
September 19, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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[first day as a conspiracy theorist] what if there was a third Duran
November 13, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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September 18, 2026 at 4:49 AM
67 years old and still showing up.
Singularity
YouTube video by Ministry - Topic
music.youtube.com
September 18, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I've been here before... (Purgatory)
September 17, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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911: what’s your emergency

Me: I DO NOT HAVE ANY CRUNCHY SNACKS

911: sir you are going to die
September 20, 2024 at 8:51 PM
"watch your fingers"

As they detach from your hand,
And fly through the air,
So that you know where they land.
September 16, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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return to zork, quit screen, dos (1993) www.mobygames.com/game/1219/re...
June 13, 2026 at 7:53 AM
My dog's not spoiled you're spoiled.
September 16, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Holy fuck we got a la z boy off Facebook market for 75 bucks and after some leather cleaner and degreaser/lubricant, adjusting some springs, I am in scrolling heaven reclining in this bad boy.
Makes the horrors worth it.

Everyone should own a la z boy at some point in their lives.
September 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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snatcher, screenshot, sega cd (1994) www.mobygames.com/game/7524/sn...
September 8, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Is that what that bump on the back of my neck is?
September 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I feel like bsky used to have more dogs...

I used to follow people because of their dogs a lot.
September 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Help me Heywood Jablowme.
You're my only hope.
September 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
The great thing about record stores that's missing from most other shopping experiences is how they are a reflection of the owner's tastes.

The selection is always unique.

Checking out every record store you see is normal exploration.
If you want to go into every Target you see, you're a psycho.
September 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM