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Doug
@dougjrae.bsky.social
Old man. Not funny. Doesn’t post anything of worth. Not racist. Not right wing. Bit boring really.
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Tomorrow is the day, Los Angeles!
Not sure if there are tickets left, but damn it, I’m gonna make sure you check! 😅

Come and see a British, indie animated war satire put together by me and @2000ad.bsky.social, starring Aneurin Barnard, Hayley Atwell, Sean Bean, Diane Morgan, Jemaine Clement,
September 26, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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Grand Designs is back on Channel 4 tonight and I really would like this to get to 150k views to satisfy my dopamine levels #granddesigns
Grand Designs – Condensed
Grand Designs is 25 years old and has hundreds of episodes. But if you don't have time to watch them all, here's an average episode condensed down to about a...
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September 16, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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Paradroid on the C64 was the greatest game of its generation. Simple, quirky, but devastatingly addictive.
September 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I realise my last bsweet (yes, that’s what I call my posts) was encouraging interaction about a horrible subject and adding fuel to the fire. Lucky no one reads my bsweets (yes, I know it’s shit). Anyone got a pic of Jim Dale they want to reply with? Or Jack Douglas.
August 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
The shameful ‘news stories’ about Jason Arday. Yet again, the media hounded someone to their death. All this over a nothing story. Something that should have been handled internally and not paraded in public. Such a horrible outcome. Again.
August 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Oh Jesus suffering fuck. Tracey Ulman’s Sunglasses. God awful. #totp
August 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Bye Bye Driver Meme: Go Girlboss!
Alt: Bye Bye Driver Meme: Go Girlboss!bye bye driver
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August 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I should be in bed but just noticed that Bobby Fingers has posted a new video on YouTube - a diorama of Johnny Depp finding a poo in his bed. So now I’m watching that. I bloody love Bobby Fingers - great craft skills and hilarious videos. #bobbyfingers
August 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Having a look at some of the full movies on YouTube. Put Fletch on earlier for a bit of 80’s nostalgia when I used to think Chevy Chase was funny and Harold Faltermyer was cool… Hmmm….

But when it finished, Napoleon Dynamite started playing. Such a good film!
Napoleon Dynamite Playing Tetherball
Alt: Napoleon Dynamite Playing Tetherball on his own but doing some sweet moves.
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August 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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I am on the Isle of Wight for a thing. On the ferry over, I saw an ad for Monkeyhaven. Then, once here, I saw an old roadsign for Owl and Monkey Haven. It seems that the simians have fucked the owls off.
July 19, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Deschamps at half time
July 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Surely he should be concentrating on his round of golf…
July 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
She may have a lovely voice.. but I’m bored. Should have finished with Daphne and Celeste. #totp
July 17, 2026 at 6:58 PM
July 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
That’s was careless Maya. Your cardigan made from a doily is now a dangerous trip hazard. #totp
July 17, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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SHOVE YOUR MYSTERIOUS CITIES OF GOLD UP YOUR ARSE
July 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I don’t know if I like football any more. I’m scared. Everyone else in the house has gone to bed. I can’t watch this match on my own. Think I’ll go and hide in the bog and see if I can mange a jobby. #thefootball #jobby
July 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I honestly don’t think I can watch any more of this. For the neutrals, this is a fantastic game. For me, it’s a brown trouser rollercoaster ride through hell. I am going to leave the room while this penalty is taken. #thefootball
July 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
July 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I was happy to see Paraguay beating Germany in their first knockout match but so far tonight, they’ve been playing like a bunch of thugs. Doesn’t help when the referee is terrible and letting obvious fouls go unpunished. Hate to say it but fuck off Paraguay. #thefootball
July 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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Hey Bayeux Tapestry fans have I made the platform game for you?
I’m sure someone else will have done this before but well now I have too…

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Bayeux Go!
Bayeux Go! Thou art Harold. Go forth and win thine battle. Jump your way to victory, avoiding arrows…
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July 2, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Nice to see this plucky little French team grinding out results against stronger opposition. That Mbappe lad is one to watch I wager. Good luck to them I say. #thefootball
June 30, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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IT'S THE BIG ONE!

I've always wanted to cover the 30 year war between Ken Barlow and Mike Baldwin on Coronation Street. The alpha dogs of the cobbles.

So I did, to the sound of Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Enjoy your day!
June 27, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Well, that might be the end of the road for Scotland. We’ll wait and see. But although the team have not quite shown us some of the grit they had in qualifying to get the result they needed, they have given the fans….

blah blah blah…

Fucked it lads. Shame to say it but fucked it. Ah well. #scobra
June 25, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Can we stop showing Beckham please. The director clearly doesn’t know that Scottish fans don’t give a damn about him. I heard that the Krankies are at the game tonight but we’ve seen fuck all of them. Sort it out FIFA Tv people. #scobra
June 24, 2026 at 11:54 PM