Gauche Douglas
@douglasboberg.bsky.social
Software dork grumbling about US politics, the Tampa Bay Lightning, indie developer woes, and sometimes memes.
Welcome to the future y’all.
Welcome to the future y’all.
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I’m very sick and tired of seeing “I’m a Trump voter and I’m really just a dumb little baby.” They’re adults that voted for a Nazi pedophile 3 times, take your sob story and fuck off forever
April 29, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I’m very sick and tired of seeing “I’m a Trump voter and I’m really just a dumb little baby.” They’re adults that voted for a Nazi pedophile 3 times, take your sob story and fuck off forever
Whew the arena sound system is slightly too loud and too heavy on the trebles/highs. I come to every game and my ears are ringing and aching already tonight. 🙉
Gotta bring the earplugs next time.
#GoBolts
Gotta bring the earplugs next time.
#GoBolts
April 19, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Whew the arena sound system is slightly too loud and too heavy on the trebles/highs. I come to every game and my ears are ringing and aching already tonight. 🙉
Gotta bring the earplugs next time.
#GoBolts
Gotta bring the earplugs next time.
#GoBolts
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A late regular season lineup twist tonight. Jonas Johansson is not on the ice for warmups (day to day), and EBUG Kyle Konin is in his place for the #GoBolts.
Konin is wearing No. 30.
Konin is wearing No. 30.
April 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
A late regular season lineup twist tonight. Jonas Johansson is not on the ice for warmups (day to day), and EBUG Kyle Konin is in his place for the #GoBolts.
Konin is wearing No. 30.
Konin is wearing No. 30.
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The Tampa Bay Lightning have announced events to get fans ready for the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs. https://wfts.tv/3OFr7CR
April 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The Tampa Bay Lightning have announced events to get fans ready for the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs. https://wfts.tv/3OFr7CR
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Now's a great time to turn off auto play on Bluesky videos.
Settings > Content & Media > Autoplay videos & GIFs
Settings > Content & Media > Autoplay videos & GIFs
April 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Now's a great time to turn off auto play on Bluesky videos.
Settings > Content & Media > Autoplay videos & GIFs
Settings > Content & Media > Autoplay videos & GIFs
Sometimes you gotta use FTP without an S to post your html 1.0 “under construction” page
I’m 2 beers in, I’m online, and I’m irritated that the internet peaked 25 years ago.
April 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Sometimes you gotta use FTP without an S to post your html 1.0 “under construction” page
I’m 2 beers in, I’m online, and I’m irritated that the internet peaked 25 years ago.
April 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I’m 2 beers in, I’m online, and I’m irritated that the internet peaked 25 years ago.
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“It’s a folk singer’s job to comfort disturbed people and to disturb comfortable people.” - Woody Guthrie
April 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
“It’s a folk singer’s job to comfort disturbed people and to disturb comfortable people.” - Woody Guthrie
Tired of waiting for 6.
Restarting GTAV play through 🤓
Restarting GTAV play through 🤓
April 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Tired of waiting for 6.
Restarting GTAV play through 🤓
Restarting GTAV play through 🤓
He’s going to walk out of the hospital tomorrow morning talking about being resurrected …
On Easter.
Like Jesus.
On Easter.
Like Jesus.
April 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
He’s going to walk out of the hospital tomorrow morning talking about being resurrected …
On Easter.
Like Jesus.
On Easter.
Like Jesus.
I can’t tell if this is a female Mallard (probably?) or a Mottled duck, or a hybrid (maybe🤔?) #BirdSky
I checked the Merlin Bird ID app and it says the Mottled is less likely at this time in St Pete, Fla which makes me wonder if it’s a hybrid.
I checked the Merlin Bird ID app and it says the Mottled is less likely at this time in St Pete, Fla which makes me wonder if it’s a hybrid.
April 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I can’t tell if this is a female Mallard (probably?) or a Mottled duck, or a hybrid (maybe🤔?) #BirdSky
I checked the Merlin Bird ID app and it says the Mottled is less likely at this time in St Pete, Fla which makes me wonder if it’s a hybrid.
I checked the Merlin Bird ID app and it says the Mottled is less likely at this time in St Pete, Fla which makes me wonder if it’s a hybrid.
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one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
Another old man karaoke tip:
Friends In Low Places is actually a terrible song. It’s legitimately worse than a gaggle of drunk genxers attempting to sing Love Shack.
Friends In Low Places is actually a terrible song. It’s legitimately worse than a gaggle of drunk genxers attempting to sing Love Shack.
January 31, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Another old man karaoke tip:
Friends In Low Places is actually a terrible song. It’s legitimately worse than a gaggle of drunk genxers attempting to sing Love Shack.
Friends In Low Places is actually a terrible song. It’s legitimately worse than a gaggle of drunk genxers attempting to sing Love Shack.
Old man karaoke tip:
It’s been 36 years. Don’t sing anything before 1990.
(me struggling to understand why people are singing don mclean or sinatra)
It’s been 36 years. Don’t sing anything before 1990.
(me struggling to understand why people are singing don mclean or sinatra)
January 31, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Old man karaoke tip:
It’s been 36 years. Don’t sing anything before 1990.
(me struggling to understand why people are singing don mclean or sinatra)
It’s been 36 years. Don’t sing anything before 1990.
(me struggling to understand why people are singing don mclean or sinatra)
Guy at karaoke is singing I Still Believe from the Lost Boys and I feel like I’m living an awesome soundtrack.
youtu.be/PdaaGlyu7EQ
youtu.be/PdaaGlyu7EQ
The Lost Boys - Tim Cappello - I Still Believe - Music Video
YouTube video by Alex Brown
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Guy at karaoke is singing I Still Believe from the Lost Boys and I feel like I’m living an awesome soundtrack.
youtu.be/PdaaGlyu7EQ
youtu.be/PdaaGlyu7EQ
If we all leaned into the fury for a coupla days, maybe we’d see some change
I really try to keep an even keel, and self-regulate because it’s the only way to be in this for the long haul, but sometimes the fury overtakes you for a bit.
January 31, 2026 at 1:10 AM
If we all leaned into the fury for a coupla days, maybe we’d see some change
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Should’ve punished the Civil War traitors.
Should’ve punished the MAGA politicians and insurrectionists.
Maybe we’ll learn and squash the North American nazis this time.
Should’ve punished the MAGA politicians and insurrectionists.
Maybe we’ll learn and squash the North American nazis this time.
January 31, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Should’ve punished the Civil War traitors.
Should’ve punished the MAGA politicians and insurrectionists.
Maybe we’ll learn and squash the North American nazis this time.
Should’ve punished the MAGA politicians and insurrectionists.
Maybe we’ll learn and squash the North American nazis this time.
If they really wanted to make “Melania” a revolutionary idea they would have played it all day on a loop, the way movies used to be shown before Psycho. Don’t bother keeping track of ticket sales; claim they’re all cash sales with thousands of viewers showing up and staying for hours.
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
If they really wanted to make “Melania” a revolutionary idea they would have played it all day on a loop, the way movies used to be shown before Psycho. Don’t bother keeping track of ticket sales; claim they’re all cash sales with thousands of viewers showing up and staying for hours.
Batman villain
January 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Batman villain
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Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday.
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday.
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
Jerk edgelord Rep Cory Mills (R-FL) at a townhall in Oviedo, FL tells his constituents “ice ice baby” gets shouted at for being a piece of shit
www.youtube.com/shorts/4uPi5...
www.youtube.com/shorts/4uPi5...
January 30, 2026
YouTube video by Upright Fly
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Jerk edgelord Rep Cory Mills (R-FL) at a townhall in Oviedo, FL tells his constituents “ice ice baby” gets shouted at for being a piece of shit
www.youtube.com/shorts/4uPi5...
www.youtube.com/shorts/4uPi5...
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Vote scolding is an incredible way to get the people your favourite political party is currently hurting to never vote for them again.
(And if they say they are being hurt by your favourite political party, you should believe them.)
(And if they say they are being hurt by your favourite political party, you should believe them.)
January 29, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Vote scolding is an incredible way to get the people your favourite political party is currently hurting to never vote for them again.
(And if they say they are being hurt by your favourite political party, you should believe them.)
(And if they say they are being hurt by your favourite political party, you should believe them.)
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One thing that makes you feel like you’re losing your grip on reality is constantly having to hear about the genius and brilliance of various Silicon Valley types while also reading headlines about how their businesses are losing sums of money so large that it’s almost impossible to comprehend
Meta's Reality Labs metaverse-focused arm generated $2.2 billion in revenue for the 12 months ending December 31st, 2025, but clocked up a $19.2 billion operational loss. Since the division was set up in 2020, the company has lost $83.6 billion on Reality Labs
www.gamesindustry.biz/metas-realit...
www.gamesindustry.biz/metas-realit...
January 29, 2026 at 1:08 PM
One thing that makes you feel like you’re losing your grip on reality is constantly having to hear about the genius and brilliance of various Silicon Valley types while also reading headlines about how their businesses are losing sums of money so large that it’s almost impossible to comprehend
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.