Dan of the Year
@downwithdan.bsky.social
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese
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dad to a cool 🏳️⚧️ kid
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he/him
✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
dad to a cool 🏳️⚧️ kid
all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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I bring a certain "rips open the bag before realizing it's resealable" energy
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aw dude it's the ghostbu--!! oh... oh nevermind
"I hope the plumbers don't draw too much attention to my house"
20 minutes later:
20 minutes later:
October 25, 2026 at 2:23 AM
aw dude it's the ghostbu--!! oh... oh nevermind
this shape-shifting cyborg tried to get batman to sit on her face
October 25, 2026 at 1:04 AM
this shape-shifting cyborg tried to get batman to sit on her face
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You stare at me with those judgemental eyes. I know who you really are, and you're no saint.
October 23, 2026 at 11:30 AM
You stare at me with those judgemental eyes. I know who you really are, and you're no saint.
Why is this movie about a specific person not about completely different people that I personally don't care for
October 24, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Why is this movie about a specific person not about completely different people that I personally don't care for
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ME: *through a mouthful of fries* Imagine if Grimace lost weight. They'd have to start calling him Trimace
CASHIER: *into walkie talkie* Security! He's back!!
CASHIER: *into walkie talkie* Security! He's back!!
October 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
ME: *through a mouthful of fries* Imagine if Grimace lost weight. They'd have to start calling him Trimace
CASHIER: *into walkie talkie* Security! He's back!!
CASHIER: *into walkie talkie* Security! He's back!!
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I saw someone say “I’d eat ass before I eat bleu cheese” and that might be the scientifically least French sentiment possible
October 24, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I saw someone say “I’d eat ass before I eat bleu cheese” and that might be the scientifically least French sentiment possible
"I hope the plumbers don't draw too much attention to my house"
20 minutes later:
20 minutes later:
October 24, 2026 at 8:36 PM
"I hope the plumbers don't draw too much attention to my house"
20 minutes later:
20 minutes later:
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if i knew him irl i’d call him pedro rascal until he killed me
October 24, 2026 at 8:13 PM
if i knew him irl i’d call him pedro rascal until he killed me
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October 24, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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How can you not love fall
October 24, 2026 at 2:13 PM
How can you not love fall
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Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in
October 24, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in
The four words that fix everything
October 24, 2026 at 3:47 AM
The four words that fix everything
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October 24, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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Watching the Brewers at goth night
October 24, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Watching the Brewers at goth night
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I’m watching “Lost World: Jurassic Park.”
I’ve never noticed this before, but Jeff Goldblum gets behind Vince Vaughn, and… it looks like he’s wearin’ his ass out.
I’ve never noticed this before, but Jeff Goldblum gets behind Vince Vaughn, and… it looks like he’s wearin’ his ass out.
October 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I’m watching “Lost World: Jurassic Park.”
I’ve never noticed this before, but Jeff Goldblum gets behind Vince Vaughn, and… it looks like he’s wearin’ his ass out.
I’ve never noticed this before, but Jeff Goldblum gets behind Vince Vaughn, and… it looks like he’s wearin’ his ass out.
and now for today's edition of wtf is the algorithm doing
October 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
and now for today's edition of wtf is the algorithm doing
Andrew Bird: [just keeps whistling]
October 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Andrew Bird: [just keeps whistling]
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The unexplored mob connections to The Lollipop Guild
October 23, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The unexplored mob connections to The Lollipop Guild
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I am so tired of seeing plus size people existing while happy and dipshits being like "you should take care of your health" because what youre basically saying is that being plus size is a failure and that we have no right to be happy while fat and that we have to do everything not to be fat.
October 23, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I am so tired of seeing plus size people existing while happy and dipshits being like "you should take care of your health" because what youre basically saying is that being plus size is a failure and that we have no right to be happy while fat and that we have to do everything not to be fat.
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Dont talk to me until ive had my fall of the billionaire class
October 23, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Dont talk to me until ive had my fall of the billionaire class
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These feels like it could be a versatile screenshot
October 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
These feels like it could be a versatile screenshot
Move over, chuck grassley - there's a new senile fortune cookie tweeter in town
October 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Move over, chuck grassley - there's a new senile fortune cookie tweeter in town