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Andrew McLaren
@drewdles.bsky.social
Your gayest best friend. Running, tennis, board games. Arts supporter. Militant pedestrian. Twitchy block finger for anonymous accounts
Economics lesson:

Big dog has a habit of stealing sticks from our smaller dog.

Little dog cried at first but realized there are many sticks in the yard.

utility of other sticks is basically identical & they are abundant.

Little dog now avoids high price & friction of fighting big dog for sticks.
September 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Forget a night mayor Winnipeg needs an economic development lesbian and a building codes and permitting lesbian. Who has that in their platform?

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September 25, 2026 at 5:56 PM
A lesbian bar in Connecticut is under fire for relaxing their masking policy meanwhile in Winnipeg the gays (just one gay - not all gays) are accused of trying to bomb rival bathhouses www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...
Husband of rival sex club owner accused in attempted bathhouse bombing
A Winnipeg bathhouse owner says he was shocked to learn the man accused of planting a pipe bomb outside his business is married to the owner of a competing sex and lifestyle club.
www.winnipegfreepress.com
September 25, 2026 at 1:26 PM
The huskita chilling after dinner
September 25, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Cat has lately taken to aggressively assaulting his scratchy board at 4am.

BF asked if I considered hiding it from him overnight.

I said I feared if it became unavailable he would simply substitute with worse crimes.
September 24, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Well I was going to run that way but maybe I’ll go the other way.
September 20, 2026 at 3:26 PM
How do people cook in poorly lit kitchens? It boggles my mind.
September 19, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Jets: we recruit for character.

2026:
September 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I’ve lived in a condo for 25 years and one of the facts of life is getting weekly emails like:

“Please stop mixing compost and recycling!!!!!”

“Don’t park in front of the side door even for 2 minutes!!!”

Have those kinds of emails ever solved a problem of that nature?
September 18, 2026 at 3:12 PM
“Barely Breathing” remains one of my karaoke standards. He was only 4 years older than me. Gone too soon.

www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/a...
Duncan Sheik, Who Traded Pop Stardom for Broadway, Dies at 56
Weary of the heartthrob label after his 1996 hit “Barely Breathing,” he pivoted to musical theater and won two Tonys for composing “Spring Awakening.”
www.nytimes.com
September 18, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Like is this “mean comments on Instagram” or something else and isn’t that what reporters are supposed to ask and….

(Checks Byline)

Oh ok never mind that answers my question,
September 17, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Is there an environmentally responsible way to incinerate a Hellebuyck jersey? Asking for several thousand Winnipeggers
September 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Just another American who wants to sign contracts in pencil instead of ink.

illegalcurve.com/winnipeg-jet...
Winnipeg Jets suspend Connor Hellebuyck for failure to attend training camp
With the Jets goalie not showing up for camp, the team has now suspended him.
illegalcurve.com
September 17, 2026 at 1:07 AM
The Jets are terrible
Hellebuyck is terrible
Not sure I have enough 🍿🍿🍿
September 17, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Canada needs to build 100 new power plants to supply the data centres to generate all the “Canada: Associate EU Member” memes.
September 16, 2026 at 11:18 PM
A side of the “French speaking superstar” “rarely seen in the United States”

AAAAARFGGGJJJJJJHH

www.nytimes.com/2026/09/13/a...
Celine Dion Begins Her Paris Comeback Concert Run
Her long-awaited concert return highlighted a side of the French-speaking superstar rarely seen in the United States.
www.nytimes.com
September 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
There really is more to the “fitness” needed to win a major than just “how many balls can you hit”.
September 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Despite the giant “championship point” graphic Zverev didn’t seem to know he had match point
September 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Zverev does seem to play more freely in these matches now. His forehand is holding up better than it has in the past in finals
September 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Watching the tennis on mute because the broadcast team is unusually annoying today
September 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Hard to imagine two more contrasting personalities on court
September 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I did not have “Rybakina will have a 27% first serve percentage but not face a break point and will win the set” on my bingo card.
September 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Fish lose. Sad trombone
September 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
RPD!!!! The D stands for dinger!!!
September 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
There is a Fargo player named Dillon Thomas so my brother is heckling him with Dylan Thomas poetry.
September 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM