House
@drgreghouse.bsky.social
I'm a Board Certified Diagnostician with a double specialty of Infectious Disease and Nephrology. I probably don't like you.
I was once popular on twitter with 40.8k followers on @_DrGregHouse_Md
I was once popular on twitter with 40.8k followers on @_DrGregHouse_Md
No wonder people go back to Twitter
September 11, 2026 at 3:57 AM
No wonder people go back to Twitter
Something about Charlie Kirk or something
September 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Something about Charlie Kirk or something
You know I've been shot in the neck before
September 10, 2026 at 9:24 AM
You know I've been shot in the neck before
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When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times.
September 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times.
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don’t say nice things to me I’ll k*ll myself
February 22, 2026 at 11:53 AM
don’t say nice things to me I’ll k*ll myself
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February 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I'm not in the files by the way
February 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I'm not in the files by the way
A little darker than I remember
February 20, 2026 at 9:58 PM
A little darker than I remember
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Gregory House MD: I believe she has blabosponsouroustanious nuemocancer! we should start her on chemotransfusions
Lisa Cuddy: No! It must be ADHD or some other mental disorder!
Me (I spend 5 days a week in the chernobyl exclusion zone with tons of drugs in my system): its lupus.
Lisa Cuddy: No! It must be ADHD or some other mental disorder!
Me (I spend 5 days a week in the chernobyl exclusion zone with tons of drugs in my system): its lupus.
October 29, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Gregory House MD: I believe she has blabosponsouroustanious nuemocancer! we should start her on chemotransfusions
Lisa Cuddy: No! It must be ADHD or some other mental disorder!
Me (I spend 5 days a week in the chernobyl exclusion zone with tons of drugs in my system): its lupus.
Lisa Cuddy: No! It must be ADHD or some other mental disorder!
Me (I spend 5 days a week in the chernobyl exclusion zone with tons of drugs in my system): its lupus.
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Taking some time off from Twitter
February 19, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Taking some time off from Twitter
I heard unemployed actor Jesse Spencer got into a fight with his former fictional boss, then deactivated his Twitter account a couple of days later.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I heard unemployed actor Jesse Spencer got into a fight with his former fictional boss, then deactivated his Twitter account a couple of days later.
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Having 40k followers on twitter is certainly something. I don't know what that something is though.
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Having 40k followers on twitter is certainly something. I don't know what that something is though.
Twitter is down. Only time I show up here
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Twitter is down. Only time I show up here
Made a community.
nooki.me/c/HouseMD
nooki.me/c/HouseMD
October 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Made a community.
nooki.me/c/HouseMD
nooki.me/c/HouseMD
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House (@_DrGregHouse_MD) / X
House (@_DrGregHouse_MD) / X
x.com
September 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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great show. the doctor should be less mean.
September 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
great show. the doctor should be less mean.
This was popular on twitter.
Interesting.
Interesting.
September 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This was popular on twitter.
Interesting.
Interesting.
37.9k on twitter now.
Whatever.
Whatever.
September 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
37.9k on twitter now.
Whatever.
Whatever.
it’s sapphic september, aka straptember, aka scissor me september.
September 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
it’s sapphic september, aka straptember, aka scissor me september.
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“Thank god for IVF so I could get pregnant”
“Actually god made you infertile, science made you pregnant.
So it’s thank science actually”
“Actually god made you infertile, science made you pregnant.
So it’s thank science actually”
August 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
“Thank god for IVF so I could get pregnant”
“Actually god made you infertile, science made you pregnant.
So it’s thank science actually”
“Actually god made you infertile, science made you pregnant.
So it’s thank science actually”
Yep still boring on here.
May 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Yep still boring on here.
This is the one site Cuddy hasn't found me on yet.
April 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
This is the one site Cuddy hasn't found me on yet.