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Disgruntled Scientist
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Phd. Neuroscientist tryna figure out how to be the cool friend
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We Black, we not built for the cold lol
Y'all like them hot ass temperatures because it reminds of y'all homeland Hell
October 6, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Phantom phone vibrations to phantom Teams notifications: A 21st century evolution of insanity
October 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
90s rap from the Midwest and Northeast is the spookiest of the rap.
October 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Just like this…
September 26, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I need 3 weeks off.

0.5 week to lay in bed doing nothing
1 week getting my home in order
1 week of travel
0.5 week to recover from the travel
October 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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I check my voter registration once a quarter. Probably because i couldn't vote for so long (felon.) Here is your periodic reminder that "felons can't ever vote" is untrue in the majority of states. If you are a felon and want to vote, check your state laws. Outside of KY/IA restoration is possible.
October 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I understand that the generations before me were taught to use double spaces in their writing. But the inconsistency in which it's done is what really irks me.
October 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
The internet has regressed so bad. Every site got 50-11 pop-ups like it's 1999.
October 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Wanna commit to upgrading my sweet treats. Less rice crispy treats, more rum cake. Less peanut butter crunch, more cinnamon rolls.

The problem with baking is I ain't finna eat a whole cake or 50-11 cinnamon rolls by myself.

Imagine a deep freezer in my apt full of baked goods tho 🤤
October 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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<Groan>
October 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
October 2, 2026 at 2:56 PM
The peaches farmer's market man has switched to apples for the year. I am big mad about it.

I sing this song sadly when I walk by him
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
September 30, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Yall getting a lil too strict.

I'm solidly a millennial and wasn't even forming memories yet.
September 28, 2026 at 7:33 PM
My fire alarm has it out for me. There is no reason why baking chicken should set it off.
September 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Beef stew meat was cheap when we were little right?

My mom definitely was not making it as often as she did at these prices.
September 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The founder of Whataburger, probably:
why make burger taller when you can make burger wider?
September 27, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Nothing to force you to try a new food like getting someone else's order
September 26, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Beeend and SNAP
September 26, 2026 at 10:59 PM
This is my first Nor'easter.

...Yall have parties?
September 26, 2026 at 4:51 AM
The whole season just being one day is a lot.

Them people need to go home and rest
September 26, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Dr. Robbie ☹️
September 26, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Sometimes the calories are worth it
September 26, 2026 at 3:12 AM
We need to give emotional eating its flowers. It gets a bad rap but it gets the job done. We eat good at the repast for a reason.
September 26, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I be feeling bad for the doctor with the sad eyes on The Pitt. He's been doing through it.
September 25, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The farmer's markets are wrapping up for the year 😩
Y’all really begged for fall 😒
September 23, 2026 at 6:48 PM