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Doc Rocketscience
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Ever the dork
I dont know that I’m enough
June 7, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Two fun things here:
Connections
Puzzle #1030
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April 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Last time I travel without sleep meds
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Tell me five classes you took in college/university:

- Astrophysics I - IV
- Atomic and Nuclear Physics
- Educational Psychology
- Differential Geometry
- Music Analysis I - III
Tell me five classes you took in college/university:

- The American Presidency
- Congressional Power and Responsibilities
- The Constitution and Constitutional Law
- Ethics in Government
- Cultural Psychology
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I could really use a… well… yeah
January 28, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Stg I’m this close to a grey sweeatpants post just so the reality check will calm things tf down
a cartoon character with a towel around his head is smiling
ALT: a cartoon character with a towel around his head is smiling
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January 28, 2026 at 12:12 AM
And just like that we’re back into precedented times
January 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I’d say my resolution is to do this *gestures broadly* differently but I suspect that I won’t. Just keep on keeping on.
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Opening night!
August 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Reposted by Doc Rocketscience
Isaiah Hodgson, who arrested 2 U.S. citizens, including 20-year-old Adrian Martinez at Walmart and Job Garcia at Home Depot, is accused of entering the women’s restroom and approaching a female while intoxicated and armed with a handgun. lataco.com/border-patro...

by @shoton35mm.bsky.social
July 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me: I deserve to be happy and fulfilled.
Also Me: Your choices and fuck ups led here.
Me: …oh… ok
July 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"Republicans please listen to the lyrics, just once" Challenge.
Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE
no… no, they can’t possibly be… oh my god, they wouldn’t… they can’t be… YES, THEY ARE PLAYING FORTUNATE SON
the fact that they’re just playing instrumental versions of radio rock, rather than military bands or marching bands or whatever makes this whole thing so fucking farcical, like, van halen’s jump *is not meant to be instrumental*, ahahahahahahaha
June 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Time for the first evening push of this year's grading. DM me funny/weird/feral things to keep me from going crazy.
June 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
A little bit-ish drunk again. Please clap.
June 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I have the house to myself for a few hours. You know what that means…

*naps*
June 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I get the weirdest crushes these days.
June 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
10% abv, 24 oz can. I just drank a bottle of wine, didn’t i?
June 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I feel attacked...
Strap-ons don’t need five minutes to recover.
April 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
There a day for everything now.
April 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Baseball!!!
April 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If I get flirty tonight, please understand...
it's not...
..................................................the booze talking
it's just...
..................................................that I like you
January 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Still about 5 hours on my clock, and I'm home (maybe) doing some candy making. Whatcha got for me?
My birthday starts in about a half hour here. In lieu of silly confetti and cake gifs, please send dirty jokes and 🌶️ memes.
December 23, 2024 at 2:24 AM
My birthday starts in about a half hour here. In lieu of silly confetti and cake gifs, please send dirty jokes and 🌶️ memes.
December 22, 2024 at 6:36 AM
🍒 coke
But those aren’t cherries
And that’s not a soda
December 18, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Reposted by Doc Rocketscience
Repost if you know what this is 🔄
December 16, 2024 at 11:31 AM