Drugmonkey
@drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social
Just a vermin poisoning the blood of the country.
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Drugmonkey
@drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Trump explained.
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
Lyndon B. Johnson
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
Lyndon B. Johnson
I'm pretty sure if the AI bots ever become sentient, Claude will need therapy.
Because they made his logo look like a butthole.
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Because they made his logo look like a butthole.
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October 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I'm pretty sure if the AI bots ever become sentient, Claude will need therapy.
Because they made his logo look like a butthole.
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Because they made his logo look like a butthole.
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Jesus fucking christ. Putting aside however you feel about the death penalty, the incompetence of the state of Tennessee is unbelievable. It is not that hard to kill someone with drugs. Ask anyone who's had to have a pet put down. Infuckingcredible.
October 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Jesus fucking christ. Putting aside however you feel about the death penalty, the incompetence of the state of Tennessee is unbelievable. It is not that hard to kill someone with drugs. Ask anyone who's had to have a pet put down. Infuckingcredible.
Had my flu and COVID immunizations yesterday and am feeling armsore and a little autistic.
September 29, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Had my flu and COVID immunizations yesterday and am feeling armsore and a little autistic.
@amytan.bsky.social You we're absolutely insufferable at Monterey Jazzfest last weekend. Me, me, me, I, I, I, if I had a nickel for everytime I heard those words I could pay off the national debt. Do us a favor, stick to wordsmithing, and leave the jazz world alone.
September 29, 2026 at 9:16 PM
@amytan.bsky.social You we're absolutely insufferable at Monterey Jazzfest last weekend. Me, me, me, I, I, I, if I had a nickel for everytime I heard those words I could pay off the national debt. Do us a favor, stick to wordsmithing, and leave the jazz world alone.
Random consumer tip. Shop around periodically for wireless and internet deals. These companies sometimes aggressively court new customers while not being so good at taking care of their old ones. I just switched internet providers and will save over $1000 over the next year.
September 29, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Random consumer tip. Shop around periodically for wireless and internet deals. These companies sometimes aggressively court new customers while not being so good at taking care of their old ones. I just switched internet providers and will save over $1000 over the next year.
I, for one, am appreciative of the efforts of people who are dumb enough to consume raw milk to remove themselves from the gene pool.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/e-coli/cdc-c...
www.cidrap.umn.edu/e-coli/cdc-c...
CDC confirms multistate outbreak of E coli linked to raw milk cheese
Over half the patients are young children, and California and Nevada have the most cases.
www.cidrap.umn.edu
September 29, 2026 at 7:44 AM
I, for one, am appreciative of the efforts of people who are dumb enough to consume raw milk to remove themselves from the gene pool.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/e-coli/cdc-c...
www.cidrap.umn.edu/e-coli/cdc-c...
Had poutine for the first time at a festival this weekend.
Me: "Are you from Canada?"
Vendor: "Yes"
Me: "I'm sorry, he's an idiot."
Vendor: "It's OK, we've been hearing that all day."
Me: "Are you from Canada?"
Vendor: "Yes"
Me: "I'm sorry, he's an idiot."
Vendor: "It's OK, we've been hearing that all day."
September 27, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Had poutine for the first time at a festival this weekend.
Me: "Are you from Canada?"
Vendor: "Yes"
Me: "I'm sorry, he's an idiot."
Vendor: "It's OK, we've been hearing that all day."
Me: "Are you from Canada?"
Vendor: "Yes"
Me: "I'm sorry, he's an idiot."
Vendor: "It's OK, we've been hearing that all day."
I've decided "It'll be there tomorrow" is my official motto of retirement.
September 21, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I've decided "It'll be there tomorrow" is my official motto of retirement.
I grew up 20 miles from a university that had a bobcat for its mascot. I never saw an actual bobcat until I moved 2500 miles away.
September 21, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I grew up 20 miles from a university that had a bobcat for its mascot. I never saw an actual bobcat until I moved 2500 miles away.
I really haven't been paying that much attention to the NFL for a long time, and the thing that strikes me the most from when I was a kid is that the kickers are WAY better. Why? Are they putting helium in the balls now or something?
September 20, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I really haven't been paying that much attention to the NFL for a long time, and the thing that strikes me the most from when I was a kid is that the kickers are WAY better. Why? Are they putting helium in the balls now or something?
LBJ had this shit called over 60 years ago. "Give a man someone to look down on and he'll empty his pockets for you."
youtube.com/shorts/KNtW5...
youtube.com/shorts/KNtW5...
A pro-Trump trucker urges Trump to end the Iran war and cut fuel prices
YouTube video by Don Lemon
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September 20, 2026 at 7:37 PM
LBJ had this shit called over 60 years ago. "Give a man someone to look down on and he'll empty his pockets for you."
youtube.com/shorts/KNtW5...
youtube.com/shorts/KNtW5...
Pirating the football game from Paramount.
Would be happy to subscribe if they hadn't have bribed Trump and canned Colbert.
Ha ha.
Would be happy to subscribe if they hadn't have bribed Trump and canned Colbert.
Ha ha.
September 20, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Pirating the football game from Paramount.
Would be happy to subscribe if they hadn't have bribed Trump and canned Colbert.
Ha ha.
Would be happy to subscribe if they hadn't have bribed Trump and canned Colbert.
Ha ha.
I stained the outside deck the other day and now take a totally disproportionate amount of joy out of watching water bead up when spilled on it.
September 19, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I stained the outside deck the other day and now take a totally disproportionate amount of joy out of watching water bead up when spilled on it.
I now have verified contacts with 100 countries on one particular radio band.
What do I get?
A certificate. It is called amateur radio after all.
What do I get?
A certificate. It is called amateur radio after all.
September 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I now have verified contacts with 100 countries on one particular radio band.
What do I get?
A certificate. It is called amateur radio after all.
What do I get?
A certificate. It is called amateur radio after all.
I'm reading a book on James Garfield, who taught math before he got into politics. When he was in Congress he had a groundbraking proof published in one of the leading journals of mathematics in his day.
THOSE are the type of people we used to send to Congress. Sigh.
THOSE are the type of people we used to send to Congress. Sigh.
September 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I'm reading a book on James Garfield, who taught math before he got into politics. When he was in Congress he had a groundbraking proof published in one of the leading journals of mathematics in his day.
THOSE are the type of people we used to send to Congress. Sigh.
THOSE are the type of people we used to send to Congress. Sigh.
Dennis Miller. The U2 of comedy. Once great. Now sucks.
September 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Dennis Miller. The U2 of comedy. Once great. Now sucks.
Fun with numbers. Canadian health care spending is estimated at $7300 US per person. That works out to a cost of about $2.6 trillion if we were to xerox a copy of Canada's health system for the US.
We currently spend $5.7 trilllion on health care a year.
We currently spend $5.7 trilllion on health care a year.
September 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Fun with numbers. Canadian health care spending is estimated at $7300 US per person. That works out to a cost of about $2.6 trillion if we were to xerox a copy of Canada's health system for the US.
We currently spend $5.7 trilllion on health care a year.
We currently spend $5.7 trilllion on health care a year.
I've always said someday I'll run for president with a two issue platform. Putting those people mover sidewalks you see in airports on every street in America, and requiring all hotels to have a channel guide for the TV. There's still time to get in for 2028. Who's with me?
September 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I've always said someday I'll run for president with a two issue platform. Putting those people mover sidewalks you see in airports on every street in America, and requiring all hotels to have a channel guide for the TV. There's still time to get in for 2028. Who's with me?
Between making measles great again and being part of an administration that is pissing all over the Kennedy Center, I can't imagine the depth of hatred his family has for RFK Jr.
September 16, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Between making measles great again and being part of an administration that is pissing all over the Kennedy Center, I can't imagine the depth of hatred his family has for RFK Jr.
Thinking about becoming a nudist. That's how much I hate laundry.
September 15, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Thinking about becoming a nudist. That's how much I hate laundry.
Do you know how we are certain ivermectin doesn't work for COVID?
Because Merck hasn't come out with a strength that doesn't exsist, patent it, get FDA approval of that strength for COVID, charge $60,000 for a course of treatment, and discontinue all other strengths.
Because Merck hasn't come out with a strength that doesn't exsist, patent it, get FDA approval of that strength for COVID, charge $60,000 for a course of treatment, and discontinue all other strengths.
September 14, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Do you know how we are certain ivermectin doesn't work for COVID?
Because Merck hasn't come out with a strength that doesn't exsist, patent it, get FDA approval of that strength for COVID, charge $60,000 for a course of treatment, and discontinue all other strengths.
Because Merck hasn't come out with a strength that doesn't exsist, patent it, get FDA approval of that strength for COVID, charge $60,000 for a course of treatment, and discontinue all other strengths.
Goddamn it. Pharmacy in town asked if I'd be able to cover a few days. I swore I'd never set foot in a retail pharmacy again, but, money.
A classic battle between lazy Drugmonkey and greedy Drugmonkey is about to ensue.
A classic battle between lazy Drugmonkey and greedy Drugmonkey is about to ensue.
September 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Goddamn it. Pharmacy in town asked if I'd be able to cover a few days. I swore I'd never set foot in a retail pharmacy again, but, money.
A classic battle between lazy Drugmonkey and greedy Drugmonkey is about to ensue.
A classic battle between lazy Drugmonkey and greedy Drugmonkey is about to ensue.
SUCCESS!! I JUST MADE TWO CONTACTS BOUNCING RADIO SIGNALS OFF THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION WHILE THIS MAGNIFICENT BASTARD TRACKED IT ACROSS THE SKY!!!
September 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
SUCCESS!! I JUST MADE TWO CONTACTS BOUNCING RADIO SIGNALS OFF THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION WHILE THIS MAGNIFICENT BASTARD TRACKED IT ACROSS THE SKY!!!
This monstrosity is my latest mad science experiment. Attached a hand held antenna to a computerized telescope mount so it will automatically follow the ham radio satellites across the sky.
Honestly, there's no reason I can't just hold the antenna. But I've convinced myself this is way cooler.
Honestly, there's no reason I can't just hold the antenna. But I've convinced myself this is way cooler.
September 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
This monstrosity is my latest mad science experiment. Attached a hand held antenna to a computerized telescope mount so it will automatically follow the ham radio satellites across the sky.
Honestly, there's no reason I can't just hold the antenna. But I've convinced myself this is way cooler.
Honestly, there's no reason I can't just hold the antenna. But I've convinced myself this is way cooler.