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I'm just a girl, standing in front of the mirror holding onto my coffee for dear life and screaming into the void.
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A monkey paw curled one finger when JD Vance prayed for an American Pope to replace Francis
October 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
A monkey paw curled one finger when JD Vance prayed for an American Pope to replace Francis
$100 is just enough money that rich people think poor people think is a LOT of money
i wonder if trump realizes $100 is basically 4 12 packs of diet coke
Trump: “I am pleased to announce that my Administration will, immediately, begin sending ‘Checks’ of nearly $100 to over 20 MILLION wonderful Seniors…
…the American People, they can also rest assured the highly popular $5,000 Trump Dividend will be distributed…”
…the American People, they can also rest assured the highly popular $5,000 Trump Dividend will be distributed…”
October 3, 2026 at 6:31 AM
$100 is just enough money that rich people think poor people think is a LOT of money
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The man who took out full page ads demanding the death penalty for five Black and Latino teenagers falsely accused of rape is out here worried that the seven majority white Cornell frat boys accused of rape "won't get a fair shake".
October 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The man who took out full page ads demanding the death penalty for five Black and Latino teenagers falsely accused of rape is out here worried that the seven majority white Cornell frat boys accused of rape "won't get a fair shake".
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BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
October 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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When you realize that Genghis Khan and Chaka Khan are not the same person. You’re a Schmitt-head.
October 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
When you realize that Genghis Khan and Chaka Khan are not the same person. You’re a Schmitt-head.
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Well, gee, this certainly makes $6 per gallon diesel worth it
October 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Well, gee, this certainly makes $6 per gallon diesel worth it
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Covfefe.
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
September 30, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Covfefe.
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We actually don't hate this administration enough
The Trump administration has formally rescinded Title IX protections for LGBTQ+ students nationwide.
September 28, 2026 at 10:02 PM
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Why women choose the 🐻
September 28, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Why women choose the 🐻
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Another Steve Sack cartoon
September 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Another Steve Sack cartoon
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But I need to smile more.
September 26, 2026 at 10:50 PM
But I need to smile more.
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THIS 👇 IS TRUE.......
September 27, 2026 at 10:20 AM
THIS 👇 IS TRUE.......
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The affordability crisis looks very different from their table.
September 27, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The affordability crisis looks very different from their table.
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Less than a human being is just one of the things he'll be remembered for.
September 27, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Less than a human being is just one of the things he'll be remembered for.
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This warning from David Letterman to the media from just a year ago feels sadly too relevant today.
He is right: You can't appease a tyrant.
He is right: You can't appease a tyrant.
September 21, 2026 at 8:00 PM
This warning from David Letterman to the media from just a year ago feels sadly too relevant today.
He is right: You can't appease a tyrant.
He is right: You can't appease a tyrant.
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President Trump proposes the world’s first memorial arch that can also kill you.
Beyond parody: "At the strong request of the Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers..."
September 20, 2026 at 12:36 PM
President Trump proposes the world’s first memorial arch that can also kill you.
As a wise man once said: "Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt!" - Wayne Campbell #WheresMitch #SchrodingersSenator
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McConnell could return to the Senate on Sept. 14, GOP lawmaker says
After nearly three months away from the Senate, Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-Kentucky, could soon return to Washington. Rep. James Comer, R-Kentucky, said Sept. 3 that the former Republican majority leader...
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September 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
As a wise man once said: "Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt!" - Wayne Campbell #WheresMitch #SchrodingersSenator
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