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NEW: Army adopts ‘Your body, my choice’ as new recruiting slogan www.duffelblog.com/army-adopts-...
Army adopts ‘Your body, my choice’ as new recruiting slogan
Officials say phrase finally explains military service without misleading recruits
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September 18, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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NEW: First-generation American pilot excited to give family free ride on deportation flight www.duffelblog.com/first-genera...
First-generation American pilot excited to give family free ride on deportation flight
Air Force says family separation provides valuable joint-service experience
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September 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
NEW: First-generation American pilot excited to give family free ride on deportation flight www.duffelblog.com/first-genera...
NEW: Hegseth tired of looking at all these limp dicks in Pentagon locker room www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-tire...
Hegseth tired of looking at all these limp dicks in Pentagon locker room
Secretary says widespread testosterone testing will restore lethality, erections to force
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September 14, 2026 at 12:14 PM
NEW: Hegseth tired of looking at all these limp dicks in Pentagon locker room www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-tire...
NEW: 25 years after 9/11, America still processing events normally www.duffelblog.com/25-years-aft...
25 years after 9/11, America still processing events normally
Nation marks quarter-century of war, conspiracies, remembrance and extremely normal behavior
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September 11, 2026 at 1:49 PM
NEW: 25 years after 9/11, America still processing events normally www.duffelblog.com/25-years-aft...
NEW: West Point removes ‘honor’ from ‘duty, honor, country’ ethos www.duffelblog.com/west-point-r...
West Point removes ‘honor’ from ‘duty, honor, country’ ethos
Academy says concept increasingly conflicts with commander in chief’s guidance
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September 7, 2026 at 12:58 PM
NEW: West Point removes ‘honor’ from ‘duty, honor, country’ ethos www.duffelblog.com/west-point-r...
NEW: Troops receive citizenship upgrade, spouses still eligible for deportation www.duffelblog.com/troops-recei...
Troops receive citizenship upgrade, spouses still eligible for deportation
DHS assures troops their constitutional rights will remain uninterrupted for duration of enlistment
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September 4, 2026 at 12:45 PM
NEW: Troops receive citizenship upgrade, spouses still eligible for deportation www.duffelblog.com/troops-recei...
NEW: Sleeping Marine aces hearing test www.duffelblog.com/sleeping-mar...
Sleeping Marine aces hearing test
Corpsman reports “no significant threshold shift” after patient fails to respond to anything
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September 2, 2026 at 12:26 PM
NEW: Sleeping Marine aces hearing test www.duffelblog.com/sleeping-mar...
NEW: Trump mulls leaving seamen in Iran without Plan B www.duffelblog.com/trump-mulls-...
Trump mulls leaving seamen in Iran without Plan B
Pentagon officials concerned president may penetrate Iranian defenses without adequate protection
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August 31, 2026 at 12:11 PM
NEW: Trump mulls leaving seamen in Iran without Plan B www.duffelblog.com/trump-mulls-...
NEW: Congress proposes veterans fight to the death for expanded benefits www.duffelblog.com/congress-pro...
Congress proposes veterans fight to the death for expanded benefits
New “Veteran Highlander” program would let survivors absorb defeated veterans’ benefits
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August 28, 2026 at 12:54 PM
NEW: Congress proposes veterans fight to the death for expanded benefits www.duffelblog.com/congress-pro...
NEW: Hegseth declares blow jobs not gay if both men are fit, clean-shaven www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-decl...
Hegseth declares blow jobs not gay if both men are fit, clean-shaven
Secretary cites Spartan precedent, testosterone, and “warrior ethos”
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August 27, 2026 at 12:38 AM
NEW: Hegseth declares blow jobs not gay if both men are fit, clean-shaven www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-decl...
NEW: Staff command works hard to accomplish nothing www.duffelblog.com/staff-comman...
Staff command works hard to accomplish nothing
Officials report unprecedented progress toward scheduling additional meetings
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August 24, 2026 at 12:55 PM
NEW: Staff command works hard to accomplish nothing www.duffelblog.com/staff-comman...
NEW: Pentagon unveils ‘Send Someone Else’ campaign for Iran war supporters www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-unv...
Pentagon unveils ‘Send Someone Else’ campaign for Iran war supporters
Officials clarify ‘Send Me’ remains mandatory for people without policy influence
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August 21, 2026 at 1:38 PM
NEW: Pentagon unveils ‘Send Someone Else’ campaign for Iran war supporters www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-unv...
NEW: Trump strikes deal to buy precision missiles from North Korea www.duffelblog.com/trump-north-...
Trump strikes deal to buy precision missiles from North Korea
Pyongyang promises delivery within 60 days, beating Lockheed Martin by approximately 11 years.
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August 19, 2026 at 1:42 PM
NEW: Trump strikes deal to buy precision missiles from North Korea www.duffelblog.com/trump-north-...
NEW: Pentagon facing dangerous shortage of fucks given www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-fac...
Pentagon facing dangerous shortage of fucks given
Officials warn Iran war has pushed strategic fuck reserve below minimum levels
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August 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
NEW: Pentagon facing dangerous shortage of fucks given www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-fac...
NEW: Opinion: Listen up, assholes. Turn in your excess cruise missiles or everybody stays in formation www.duffelblog.com/opinion-list...
Opinion: Listen up, assholes. Turn in your excess cruise missiles or everybody stays in formation
We’re missing some missiles. So everybody needs to check their pockets.
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August 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
NEW: Opinion: Listen up, assholes. Turn in your excess cruise missiles or everybody stays in formation www.duffelblog.com/opinion-list...
NEW: Army Reserve adopts 'Nothing we do today is more important than lunch' as new recruiting slogan
Army Reserve adopts 'Nothing we do today is more important than lunch' as new recruiting slogan
Leaders say market research confirms younger troops value realistic expectations
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August 10, 2026 at 1:15 PM
NEW: Army Reserve adopts 'Nothing we do today is more important than lunch' as new recruiting slogan
NEW: Hegseth mistakes getting older for declining military standards www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-mist...
Hegseth mistakes getting older for declining military standards
Pentagon finds standards only fell when secretary entered new age brackets
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August 7, 2026 at 1:47 PM
NEW: Hegseth mistakes getting older for declining military standards www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-mist...
NEW: Duffel Blog’s Top 13 ideas for solving the Iran War www.duffelblog.com/duffel-blogs...
Duffel Blog’s Top 13 ideas for solving the Iran War
CENTCOM requested creative and unconventional proposals. It did not specify they had to be good.
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August 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
NEW: Duffel Blog’s Top 13 ideas for solving the Iran War www.duffelblog.com/duffel-blogs...
NEW: Americans begin thanking troops for future service www.duffelblog.com/future-servi...
Americans begin thanking troops for future service
Retail workers say they’re just trying to get ahead of the next Middle East deployment
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August 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
NEW: Americans begin thanking troops for future service www.duffelblog.com/future-servi...
NEW: DoD reclassifies sexual assault as 'flirting' under new policy www.duffelblog.com/dod-reclassi...
DoD reclassifies sexual assault as 'flirting' under new policy
Pentagon says terminology change will immediately reduce reported incidents
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July 29, 2026 at 2:43 PM
NEW: DoD reclassifies sexual assault as 'flirting' under new policy www.duffelblog.com/dod-reclassi...
NEW: Fat Leonard releases sex tape as part of presidential pardon campaign
Fat Leonard releases sex tape as part of presidential pardon campaign
"At this point, the sex tape may be the least controversial part of his application," a Navy official said.
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July 27, 2026 at 12:16 PM
NEW: Fat Leonard releases sex tape as part of presidential pardon campaign
NEW: Pentagon unveils technology to hide fat generals from Hegseth www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-fat...
Pentagon unveils technology to hide fat generals from Hegseth
New augmented reality system automatically renders senior officers “within standards”
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July 24, 2026 at 1:07 PM
NEW: Pentagon unveils technology to hide fat generals from Hegseth www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-fat...
NEW: ICE says Americans have no reason to worry about its new MQ-9 Reapers www.duffelblog.com/ice-says-ame...
ICE says Americans have no reason to worry about its new MQ-9 Reapers
Officials describe drones as “community-oriented aerial law enforcement”
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July 22, 2026 at 1:34 PM
NEW: ICE says Americans have no reason to worry about its new MQ-9 Reapers www.duffelblog.com/ice-says-ame...
NEW: Hegseth bans teachings of Jesus from Pentagon Christian services www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-bans...
Hegseth bans teachings of Jesus from Pentagon Christian services
Defense secretary says New Testament contains “significant ideological drift”
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July 20, 2026 at 1:11 PM
NEW: Hegseth bans teachings of Jesus from Pentagon Christian services www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-bans...
NEW: Influenza outbreak prompts Air Force to adopt RFK Jr.'s natural treatment protocol www.duffelblog.com/influenza-ou...
Influenza outbreak prompts Air Force to adopt RFK Jr.'s natural treatment protocol
Airmen instructed to hunt bears, drink snake urine, and trust their immune systems
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July 17, 2026 at 1:28 PM
NEW: Influenza outbreak prompts Air Force to adopt RFK Jr.'s natural treatment protocol www.duffelblog.com/influenza-ou...