dukeofbacon 📚🦦
dukeofbacon.bsky.social
dukeofbacon 📚🦦
@dukeofbacon.bsky.social
Book lover, corvid respecter, future theater ghost & cheese enthusiast. Lifelong PNW resident.

Possibly may be two otters in a trenchcoat. Not three, two are more than sufficient.

No unsolicited DM/replies for money.

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It's the official drink of I Found This At Work in an Attic Crawlspace. BlueSky Cherry Vanilla Cream Soda.
I missed an opportunity yesterday to refer to my day at work as the Rocky Horror Pizza Shift, as I was offering a free pizza lunch to anyone who helped out in the aftermath of a midnight show.

RHPS is always a messy affair to clean up, but that just means people were having a good time.
October 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I've seen plenty lately about promises of $90 checks, $100 checks and of course, $5000 checks. Might as well just send us those scratcher things car dealerships mail out that all seem to say you've won* the GRAND PRIZE

*you're entered into a drawing for a timeshare, probably.
October 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Since I don't have anything else profound to share, here's a picture of Tipsy, who is 5 months old now.
October 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Hanging out with some pretty fuckin rad people to talk about writing, rage, book stuff, Mass Effect... You know, the good stuff. Come say hi!

www.twitch.tv/drowzzzycrow

(I've even set up a BLEEP BLEEP sound for my swearing.)

(...I did not, actually. Uh oh.)
drowzzzycrow - Live on Twitch
WE'RE FINALLY INTERVIEWING THE INCREDIBLE K.C. ALEXANDER TODAY AAAHHH!!!! | !talkstorytome !podcast !youtube !discord | Streaming just chatting.
www.twitch.tv
October 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Patting myself on the back for waking up at 6:14am, just in time to dismiss the 6:15am alarm before it went off.
October 1, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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September 30, 2026 at 5:02 PM
It's honestly felt nice to know I can actually keep up with people on here because I'm not overwhelmed with things that are completely irrelevant to who I followed. No suggestions or ads. It's alive on its own means.
September 30, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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I am so, SO thrilled to announce that Talk Story to Me--a live stream author interview series, later turned into podcast eps--is finally returning THIS FRIDAY with none other than the incredible @kacealexander.bsky.social, author of the dark, kickass, sci-fi dystopian duology SINless!
September 28, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Hit my year's reading goal, 120/120. Now for three months of "Now what?" where I don't set arbitrary rules on myself to maintain a variety of selections.
September 29, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Muse is proving to have one sure utility: Giving the world test cases to show just how cooked an entire segment of the population is when it comes to simple tasks like basic communication, or even privacy.

It's becoming the 21st century equivalent of packing a picnic to watch trains crash.
I mean, I'm already flabbergasted that this person too lazy to respond to their own sales posts, but the fact this person says "never do that again" AGAIN?? Bitch, throw the whole thing out. If this was a person you'd file legal charges for it telling strangers where you live?? Hello??? Brainwashed?
So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it.
September 28, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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Daily bunny no.3454 loses another one
September 27, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I'm being informed by the purring cat in my lap that I have not given her enough attention lately, and too much attention to the kittens. Must be serious, this isn't typically a lap cat I'm dealing with.
September 27, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Huh, the bus seat I sat on happened to be wet. What a fine start to the day.
September 24, 2026 at 5:38 PM
5 more books in 8 days and I finish my goal 3 months early. Of course this only means I'm going to be distracted constantly.
September 23, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I'll take any Sunday where I can finish a novel while watching a football game and just enjoy things for a few hours outside of all the chaos.
September 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I'm feeling in the mood for cheese and/or ice cream. Maybe a specific brand.
September 19, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Just dealing with the minor emergency of my refrigerator kicking the bucket last night and not being able to get the new one delivered until wednesday.

Could have been worse if not for having a standalone chest freezer.
September 18, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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Today's work! Not sure if I'll be able to make more, but will do my best!! Here's to hoping I can make a few more before the weekend ...

Thanks to @jaws-stone.bsky.social for being an awesome co-working stream!!
September 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Honestly these look fantastic, and more bookmarks are a thing I always have need for.
Bookmarks?? I just wanted to test how they would look
September 16, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Being grateful for my cats waking me up at 7 when my boss calls me at a quarter to 8 asking me to come in today.
September 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I'm still going to drop my ballot off in a drop-box because it's something I can easily do on my way to work, but I'd rather just have no fuckery whatsoever to worry about with voting.
September 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Felt a little pop in my right knee as I was jogging across a street. I'm sure it's nothing.
September 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Otto is patiently waiting for the release 😌

#otterlylost #indiegame #cozygames #ScreenshotSaturday #gamedev
September 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Going to the state fair, better wear all my most obnoxious political opinion apparel ~ several people apparently
September 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Freiren themed deodorant is giving me life today. At least the idea that it exists is.
September 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM