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dustin Couch
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i hate using new apps
yes please save it to c:/users/admin i love taking a 25 click roadtrip through file explorer
June 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
*explaining the backrooms to my grandparents*

see how your hallway looks like my childhood? that's called liminal. you are what's known as an "entity"
June 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
i can't believe the Ocarina Of Time remake has only 3-4 more delays left i'm so excited
June 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
me in the Ghost Hunting group chat: good find tommy! there's something up with that tire for sure

me in the Disney Exec GC that I was added to by mistake: Agreed. People will love seeing "Little Yoda" on the "Big Screen"

me in the smaller Ghost Hunting GC: tommy thinks his tires are haunted hahaha
April 23, 2026 at 5:24 PM
alright
April 21, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Also it was hard getting those romantic couple pictures for the video because it was difficult to explain to my offline friends why I needed 100 pictures of them with their partners and that I was going to make one of them say "ladies hit me up" across several social media sites
April 19, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Reposted by dustin Couch
In the presence of greatness (MS Paint Sonic) I narrate videos within videos now. Happy to do videos within videos within videos, hmu!
April 17, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Reposted by dustin Couch
Had the honor of narrating this! dustin's work is so goddamned funny and cool. nobody else is doing this type of thing and I highly recommend you check it out!
April 17, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Watch my video it takes place on the internet
youtu.be/_RG7hU_S8Vc
A Strange Night On Reddit
YouTube video by Dustin Couch
youtu.be
April 17, 2026 at 12:26 PM
i'm posting a video tomorrow morning that takes place in the same fictional subreddit from my last video so if you want to watch my new video and you haven't seen my last video then that's fine. it's fine.
April 17, 2026 at 3:23 AM
When a book is describing the scenery and has more than 4 geographical features in a sentence, I'm no longer picturing anything and just taking their word for it
March 21, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I should change my number
February 22, 2026 at 5:06 PM
filmmaker amas are always like

Q: Why are you adapting Yoshi's Island into a horror movie?

When Travis came to me with the script for YOSHI'S DEAD ISLAND I knew we had something special - we're both huge fans of MARIO and SAW (YES, even the SEQUELS Hahaha) so the idea of A MASHUP was a NO BRAINER
February 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
sometimes i'll spend months hunting down an old movie or flash game that i could barely remember pieces of but when i finally find it i'm always like whoops i wasn't looking for "Beastmaster 2" I was looking for "the way i felt before it all started going by so fast"
January 29, 2026 at 12:14 AM
AI commenters on reddit freak me out but what sucks more is when people respond to them like they're a guy
January 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I disagree with the flak this app gets. Just don't follow people that make you cringe. Mute them. Follow the funny ones. It's like hanging out in the coloring book section of a bookstore and being like wow this place is for idiots
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
If I were going to be in a live boxing match, I would first text someone "might let the other guy win tonight. he needs this more than I do" and then post the screenshot of that message if I lost
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
just had the thought "if i were you i would go ahead and eat lunch" what do you mean IF you were me. who are you if not me
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"shocked pikachu"? not gonna be very effective. pikachus are resistant to electricity. lol.
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
loudly sighing and drying my hands off mid-dishwashing to fast forward the podcast to the next Betterhealth Ad-read
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
watched the new tubi goosebumps movie and liked the end credits song. looked it up and the artist's name is "Lyrical Female Vox" the song is from the album "Mysterious Pop 3" and can be downloaded from the website "Royalty Free Music Cheap"
October 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
welcome to spooky things from the internet

- this mario fan game slowly becomes corrupted as you progress

- this is a photo that a couple took while on vacation. when they uploaded it to facebook, commenters noticed a strange figure lurking behind them

- here's a video of a guy dying in a fire
September 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
does anyone have advice for being more assertive in situations like this?
September 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Here's 4 images from my new video go watch The Web Watchers
September 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Reposted by dustin Couch
I got to narrate this! Working on dustin's stuff is so fun. he captures the patois of specific online subcultures so well, it feels like you're really seeing something from another world. check it out babey cause it rules
i made a new screenshot story here's the first minute

the other minutes are on youtube:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjT...
September 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM