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enjoyer of Porygon, coffee, and THC
anarcho-humanist
a nonsense-spittin', never-quittin' wolf on the interwebs
en.pronouns.page/@dystohpia
enjoyer of Porygon, coffee, and THC
anarcho-humanist
a nonsense-spittin', never-quittin' wolf on the interwebs
en.pronouns.page/@dystohpia
ditto's belly is full of soup send tweet
September 26, 2026 at 4:35 PM
ditto's belly is full of soup send tweet
chat gpt? the only gpt I support is Giant Porygon Tower can I get an amen
September 19, 2026 at 4:18 PM
chat gpt? the only gpt I support is Giant Porygon Tower can I get an amen
I could have a million years off work. The day I come back, vacation would've still been too short
September 17, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I could have a million years off work. The day I come back, vacation would've still been too short
welcome to Black ops 3 zombies public lobbies we've got
1) hackers who troll you and fuck with your stats for fun
2) people who ask you to leave because don't know how to use private lobbies apparently
3) people who leave the moment they die
4) connection interrupted connection interrupted connec
1) hackers who troll you and fuck with your stats for fun
2) people who ask you to leave because don't know how to use private lobbies apparently
3) people who leave the moment they die
4) connection interrupted connection interrupted connec
September 16, 2026 at 11:21 PM
welcome to Black ops 3 zombies public lobbies we've got
1) hackers who troll you and fuck with your stats for fun
2) people who ask you to leave because don't know how to use private lobbies apparently
3) people who leave the moment they die
4) connection interrupted connection interrupted connec
1) hackers who troll you and fuck with your stats for fun
2) people who ask you to leave because don't know how to use private lobbies apparently
3) people who leave the moment they die
4) connection interrupted connection interrupted connec
work has me feeling like when a boss dies in Mario and Luigi
September 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
work has me feeling like when a boss dies in Mario and Luigi
LinkedIn be like "would you like to harass your coworkers? send them an invite"
September 11, 2026 at 10:16 AM
LinkedIn be like "would you like to harass your coworkers? send them an invite"
idk who needs to hear this but it's okay to like things
you don't gotta hate because it's the popular thing to do
you don't gotta hate because it's the popular thing to do
September 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM
idk who needs to hear this but it's okay to like things
you don't gotta hate because it's the popular thing to do
you don't gotta hate because it's the popular thing to do
someday I will be able to embrace full wizard
i'm talkin robes l walk around the house in, a long pipe, an orb or two to ponder
sigh, the dream
i'm talkin robes l walk around the house in, a long pipe, an orb or two to ponder
sigh, the dream
September 9, 2026 at 12:17 PM
someday I will be able to embrace full wizard
i'm talkin robes l walk around the house in, a long pipe, an orb or two to ponder
sigh, the dream
i'm talkin robes l walk around the house in, a long pipe, an orb or two to ponder
sigh, the dream
there are Dead Rising references everywhere for those with the eyes to see it
September 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
there are Dead Rising references everywhere for those with the eyes to see it
I think it's highway robbery to expect me to shell out $51/mo billed yearly just to access my computer from work
I'm not even doing anything commercial, God forbid I wanna queue up some downloads
Thank you but also fuck you TeamViewer
I'm not even doing anything commercial, God forbid I wanna queue up some downloads
Thank you but also fuck you TeamViewer
September 8, 2026 at 12:08 PM
I think it's highway robbery to expect me to shell out $51/mo billed yearly just to access my computer from work
I'm not even doing anything commercial, God forbid I wanna queue up some downloads
Thank you but also fuck you TeamViewer
I'm not even doing anything commercial, God forbid I wanna queue up some downloads
Thank you but also fuck you TeamViewer
awrooooooooo but like in a wolf way yunno
August 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
awrooooooooo but like in a wolf way yunno
Angelina Jolie was born in LA, call her Angeleno Jolie
August 20, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Angelina Jolie was born in LA, call her Angeleno Jolie
"hey! buy our supercool controller!!"
okay genki
"$345 not including taxes and shipping"
no genki
okay genki
"$345 not including taxes and shipping"
no genki
August 20, 2026 at 4:44 PM
"hey! buy our supercool controller!!"
okay genki
"$345 not including taxes and shipping"
no genki
okay genki
"$345 not including taxes and shipping"
no genki
what is it called when it feels like you'd rather chew glass than do the thing you know you'd enjoy
August 20, 2026 at 12:27 PM
what is it called when it feels like you'd rather chew glass than do the thing you know you'd enjoy
I'd totally learn to drive if it weren't for The Horrors and their tendency to come to pass
August 20, 2026 at 11:24 AM
I'd totally learn to drive if it weren't for The Horrors and their tendency to come to pass
I love when merchants are like "oh! You left something in your cart, you forgot to check out!"
yeah no I didn't forget, I was just pretending to be a baller until reality clubbed me over the head when I saw that price tag
yeah no I didn't forget, I was just pretending to be a baller until reality clubbed me over the head when I saw that price tag
August 20, 2026 at 11:11 AM
I love when merchants are like "oh! You left something in your cart, you forgot to check out!"
yeah no I didn't forget, I was just pretending to be a baller until reality clubbed me over the head when I saw that price tag
yeah no I didn't forget, I was just pretending to be a baller until reality clubbed me over the head when I saw that price tag
gay person who weaves to make his clothes, call that fruit of the loom
August 19, 2026 at 10:41 AM
gay person who weaves to make his clothes, call that fruit of the loom
the office has learned not to talk about pokemon unless they want me swingin thru to add my two cents
I'm SORRY I CAN'T HELP MYSELF
I'm SORRY I CAN'T HELP MYSELF
August 18, 2026 at 5:37 PM
the office has learned not to talk about pokemon unless they want me swingin thru to add my two cents
I'm SORRY I CAN'T HELP MYSELF
I'm SORRY I CAN'T HELP MYSELF
unemployed behavior isn't a matter of having a job or not. you can have a full time job and still exhibit unemployed behavior. It's moreso like "don't you have anything worthwhile to do with your time that isn't This?"
August 18, 2026 at 11:36 AM
unemployed behavior isn't a matter of having a job or not. you can have a full time job and still exhibit unemployed behavior. It's moreso like "don't you have anything worthwhile to do with your time that isn't This?"
if only being wagpilled paid the bills
August 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
if only being wagpilled paid the bills