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@earth2rocket.bsky.social
· Nov 24
flat earther Daft Punk be like ‘around the.. umm. uhhhhh’
“this weather is so bipolar”
“im feeling so manic today”
“omg my intrusive thoughts made me want to text my ex lol”
my ass about to make a scene:
“im feeling so manic today”
“omg my intrusive thoughts made me want to text my ex lol”
my ass about to make a scene:
April 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
“this weather is so bipolar”
“im feeling so manic today”
“omg my intrusive thoughts made me want to text my ex lol”
my ass about to make a scene:
“im feeling so manic today”
“omg my intrusive thoughts made me want to text my ex lol”
my ass about to make a scene:
i <3 vagueposting on instagram notes
April 5, 2026 at 12:48 AM
i <3 vagueposting on instagram notes
has anyone seen my marbles around here
March 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
has anyone seen my marbles around here
fuck i’m late for Orbology
March 4, 2026 at 3:06 PM
fuck i’m late for Orbology
*playing Civilization with friends* you’re really violating my boundaries rn
February 23, 2026 at 6:07 PM
*playing Civilization with friends* you’re really violating my boundaries rn
as for me an my house, we will irritate our bowels
February 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
as for me an my house, we will irritate our bowels
checkin in with gang and receiving pleasant feedback
February 5, 2026 at 4:58 AM
checkin in with gang and receiving pleasant feedback
sending my DNA to a corporation, hope they decide to clone me
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
sending my DNA to a corporation, hope they decide to clone me
do you think some sex workers have a rewards program
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
do you think some sex workers have a rewards program
getting an eye appointment at Claire’s
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
getting an eye appointment at Claire’s
i’m something of a radical guy myself
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
i’m something of a radical guy myself
i wish it was socially acceptable to repost my whole profile
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i wish it was socially acceptable to repost my whole profile
don’t smoke the shit from the elf in the ren faire parking lot. had me geeking. i spent $300 on turtle races. i’ve been given a warlock’s curse. i’ve consumed an entire emu’s worth of turkey legs
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
don’t smoke the shit from the elf in the ren faire parking lot. had me geeking. i spent $300 on turtle races. i’ve been given a warlock’s curse. i’ve consumed an entire emu’s worth of turkey legs
speeding down 610 pressing down on my horn like it’s a nitrous button in a fast and furious movie
September 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
speeding down 610 pressing down on my horn like it’s a nitrous button in a fast and furious movie
starting a Medieval Times fantasy league
August 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
starting a Medieval Times fantasy league
taking a 200mg edible and visiting the slowest, most colorful car wash i can find
August 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
taking a 200mg edible and visiting the slowest, most colorful car wash i can find
trying to look more nonchalant by smugly shrugging my shoulders every fifteen seconds
July 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
trying to look more nonchalant by smugly shrugging my shoulders every fifteen seconds
floating through the air like a cartoon character when i smell the joint
May 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
floating through the air like a cartoon character when i smell the joint
tbh it was pretty self important of everyone to assume the whole world was ending in 2000
May 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
tbh it was pretty self important of everyone to assume the whole world was ending in 2000
how are you leaving literal grime on the toilet seat, for the love of god please wash your ass
May 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
how are you leaving literal grime on the toilet seat, for the love of god please wash your ass
woke US military be like: ask, tell
May 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
woke US military be like: ask, tell
crazy that 4/20 is on 4/20 this year
April 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
crazy that 4/20 is on 4/20 this year
allorubbing on the plug to show him i missed him
April 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
allorubbing on the plug to show him i missed him
*most insufferable guy you’ve ever met voice* yeah i’ve been thinking ab picking up the shamisen
April 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
*most insufferable guy you’ve ever met voice* yeah i’ve been thinking ab picking up the shamisen