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EBEZA
@ebeza.bsky.social
Gamer, content creator, parent to 1 cat and 1 rabbit
Dear whoever came up with that World Series Of Poker advert...
July 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Why does only the Tesco Whoosh advert on the Channel 4 app have a signer in the corner? Do they think deaf people are persevering through hours of exclusion to watch their favourite Whoosh ad? 😅
July 2, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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Australia deciding to be part of Europe, Asia, or Oceania depending on the competition will always be so funny to me
July 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Short people are allowed to do evil because for them it's mischief
June 25, 2026 at 1:36 AM
So, y'all single folks see couple's activities on Reels or wherever and immediately think of a certain person, right? It's not just me? 😬
July 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Idk who makes the various GTA (and now Hitman) chaos mods, but the current Toy Story trend (the one where you fall over without moving any body parts like you're a toy) would be a great effect, js!
July 1, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Someone should stop him.
June 23, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Damn, May World vs Athena ruled!

#WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ 🤼‍♀️ 🤼
June 22, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Just catching up on AEW Dynamite from last week, and that Ospreay/Swerve segment was fire! 🔥

#WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ 🤼‍♀️ 🤼
June 22, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I like when the sky looks like this. When it's pure blue, it's just lazy. This looks like they're at least trying to convince me we're not in a simulation.

(No shade to BlueSky, but give me SlightlyCloudySky any day)
June 17, 2026 at 2:31 PM
It's fix my life time. But maybe I'll just go to Tesco.
June 17, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Those rhubarb and custard Haribo are elite 🤤
June 16, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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Absolute chancers. Nationalise water. Now.

And keep it in public hands forever.
June 16, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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June 16, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I have loads: onions, celery, coffee, beer, wine, spicy food, kebabs...
What’s the most widely enjoyed food that you can’t stand, not because of allergies or anything but just because you hate it?
June 16, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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Celery. If I wanted to eat fiber optic cable that stinks of bins I'd just do that. "Ouu, but it's negative calories." Listen bab, I couldn't care less if it made me drop a stone immediately - it tastes like migraines x
What’s the most widely enjoyed food that you can’t stand, not because of allergies or anything but just because you hate it?
June 16, 2026 at 8:24 AM
We're back*, baby!

Edited a video today (might take a few more passes to get past YouTube ID as it's for EBEZA Reacts) and, while it's rendering, catching up on AEW.

Pinch, punch, second half of the month. Let's go!
June 16, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Damn right
June 15, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Don't you dare follow me on LinkedIn and ruin this 👀

www.linkedin.com/in/ebeza-pla...
June 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Executive dysfunction sucks.
June 14, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Well, shit.
I have a real soft spot for Switzerland, so hoping they'll win convincingly here!
June 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Hot take: football's decent entertainment.
June 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Elon Musk is a TRILLIONAIRE 😍
June 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Huh, I was at WrestleMania in that stadium!
June 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I have a real soft spot for Switzerland, so hoping they'll win convincingly here!
June 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM