“I’d rather stab my own eyes out with my scissors than be on another committee” was probably not the answer my employer was expecting, but I guess my eyes are in danger because it wasnt optional.
September 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
“I’d rather stab my own eyes out with my scissors than be on another committee” was probably not the answer my employer was expecting, but I guess my eyes are in danger because it wasnt optional.
What kind of freaky things happen in my dryer to make my pajama pants tie themselves in a knot around my other pants?
September 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
What kind of freaky things happen in my dryer to make my pajama pants tie themselves in a knot around my other pants?
I guess it’s time for the fall German Shepard coat blow: when you vacuum after the roomba runs because all Mo the roomba does is clump up the dog hair and generate tumbleweeds.
September 12, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I guess it’s time for the fall German Shepard coat blow: when you vacuum after the roomba runs because all Mo the roomba does is clump up the dog hair and generate tumbleweeds.
Can’t wait to see who fucks this up…
Man's best friend is getting some love from the Girl Scouts.
Girl Scouts' first cookies for dogs will go on sale in January
Man’s best friend is getting some love from the Girl Scouts. Girl Scouts of the USA says its first cookies for dogs will go on sale in January.
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September 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Can’t wait to see who fucks this up…
Caught Goose stalking my figurines
September 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Caught Goose stalking my figurines
Halloween houses and train are officially on display!
September 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Halloween houses and train are officially on display!
Breaking news: Goose the cat is NOT a bengal cat as was thought. She looks and acts a lot like one but…
September 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Breaking news: Goose the cat is NOT a bengal cat as was thought. She looks and acts a lot like one but…
Well I didn’t have buy a new dishwasher on my bingo card for this week, but at least they are on sale due to the Labor Day weekend?
September 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Well I didn’t have buy a new dishwasher on my bingo card for this week, but at least they are on sale due to the Labor Day weekend?
Goose had an unintentional outdoor adventure last night when one of my son’s friends didn’t notice her slip out the door with him. I am happy to report that she is safe and well - she hid until we realized she was missing and seems none the worse for wear. I was frantic.
August 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Goose had an unintentional outdoor adventure last night when one of my son’s friends didn’t notice her slip out the door with him. I am happy to report that she is safe and well - she hid until we realized she was missing and seems none the worse for wear. I was frantic.
I got a new train for my Halloween village.
August 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I got a new train for my Halloween village.
Is it too soon to pray to St Dolly for everyone I know who needs a new 9-5??
August 26, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Is it too soon to pray to St Dolly for everyone I know who needs a new 9-5??
Dolly never told me that in my 50’s that cup of ambition was going to contribute to anxiety, insomnia and acid reflux.
August 25, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Dolly never told me that in my 50’s that cup of ambition was going to contribute to anxiety, insomnia and acid reflux.
Goose meets Mo the roomba.
August 23, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Goose meets Mo the roomba.
We are going to do a genetic test for Goose to see if she is really part Bengal, but she can’t eat for 2 hours before we swab her and she is convinced she is going to perish.
August 20, 2026 at 11:17 PM
We are going to do a genetic test for Goose to see if she is really part Bengal, but she can’t eat for 2 hours before we swab her and she is convinced she is going to perish.
There is a puddle of evil on my stairs.
August 19, 2026 at 11:11 AM
There is a puddle of evil on my stairs.
One of the weirdest thoughts I have happens when I wash my work socks (which are all the same color and style) and I pair them up for the week. I am always worried that the socks I pair together don’t like each other.
August 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
One of the weirdest thoughts I have happens when I wash my work socks (which are all the same color and style) and I pair them up for the week. I am always worried that the socks I pair together don’t like each other.
I have a (fairly) new work role and GOOD LORD it is tough to be “on” for 8 + hours a day. I am freaking exhausted.
August 12, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I have a (fairly) new work role and GOOD LORD it is tough to be “on” for 8 + hours a day. I am freaking exhausted.
Mina would like to know if there is a market for her feet pics.
August 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Mina would like to know if there is a market for her feet pics.
Goose the kitten had a checkup at the vet today. She weighed in at 2.8kg (6.1 lbs) and the vet said she was either much older than the rescue said or she is going to be a big girl. She was curious, friendly and the best baby.
August 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Goose the kitten had a checkup at the vet today. She weighed in at 2.8kg (6.1 lbs) and the vet said she was either much older than the rescue said or she is going to be a big girl. She was curious, friendly and the best baby.
