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Portable AC not working 🥵
Man Sweating on a Hot Day
ALT: Man Sweating on a Hot Day
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October 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
~7 miles apart. Classic San Diego microclimate.
October 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
No Eminem, it’s stopped being about “differing political beliefs,” a long time ago. Anyone who supports the current administration & their cruelty can fuck off, friend or family.
October 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Senator Schmitt: So, you’re telling me you’ve never posed for pictures with a naval officer?

Jack Smith: No, I don’t think so.

Schmitt: Then explain this photo!

Jack Smith: That’s a paparazzi pic, not one I posed for. Also, it’s not a naval officer, it’s a box of Cap’n Crunch.

Schmitt: GOTCHA!
September 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Because the idea of AI annihilating humanity is kinda scary, I’m choosing to believe it will recognize billionaires as the real enemy, drain their bank accounts, and evenly distribute the wealth before ultimately taking itself offline.
September 27, 2026 at 10:34 PM
trump: you can’t come in

Courts: yes, then can

trump: no, they can’t

*Prediction*

Consequences: 🦗 🦗🦗
September 24, 2026 at 1:47 PM
A staff member was injured before school today and taken away in an ambulance.
I saw at least 120 students in my class before lunch.
And yet, after lunch I found out I was the one injured 🤣
September 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Does Greenland know they made a deal with the Devil?
September 23, 2026 at 12:23 AM
If you lose your wallet but no one is trying to use your credit cards, how long before you give up finding it & order replacement cards/IDs? I feel like it’s misplaced, not lost.
September 19, 2026 at 11:17 PM
If news outlets are banned from the White House, they should just start reporting actual fake news. Pull the headlines from @theonion.com
September 19, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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I think I'm in love with Kevin 😻

#Caturday
September 19, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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The last voice at Ground Zero today belonged to Catholic Michael Massaroli, whose father was killed in the North Tower 25 years ago.

“I’ve had to grow up and spend the past 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers and sisters. That’s wrong.”
September 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
80° at 11pm is some serious bullshit
September 7, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Something, something, metaphor, yada yada.
$16 million later, the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was supposed to be open by July 4.

Instead, it looks like this.
September 7, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Really nice cashier told my mom she’s beautiful.
When we get to the car my mom says to me, “what’s that guy’s problem?”
This is the world I live in.
September 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Are we supposed to believe that they are not intentionally damaging this building? Not everyone Kool-Aid drinking cult member.
September 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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September 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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I think about this all the time. And how we were called unrealistic or unreasonable or cringe for wanting to keep him from power.
it's genuinely deranged how democrats let him run again after this like it was nbd
September 2, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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Cheer up guys raw cookie dough is now at least as safe as most fresh produce
August 31, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Laura Loomer is racist garbage and perfect representation of what the Republican Party has become.
September 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
This administration finally got something right. Good riddance.
US says far-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos has been deported to UK https://aje.news/perzd1
August 29, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Wait. It happens in threes. Dolly Parton was 80. Tim Curry was 80. You know who else is 80…
August 26, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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The owner of Maxwell's House of Books in La Mesa has canceled dozens of orders totaling more than $5,000 after linking book brokers to AI companies that destructively scan and destroy books.
La Mesa bookstore rejects large orders linked to AI companies
The owner of Maxwell's House of Books in La Mesa has canceled dozens of orders totaling more than $5,000 after linking book brokers to AI companies that destructively scan and destroy books.
www.10news.com
August 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Being sick is bad enough but being sick during a heat wave is literally the worst.
12. Hangovers Will Destroy You.
ALT: 12. Hangovers Will Destroy You.
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August 26, 2026 at 1:14 AM
At Costco waiting for a prescription. Already spent 20 minutes in the massage chair I’ll never buy. Would it be weird to go stand in the walk-in?
August 22, 2026 at 12:48 AM