Eddie Mars Attacks!
@eddiemarsattacks.bsky.social
Immigration Attorney
Pulp fiction author
Film guy 📽️
NOT A SNITCH.
Pulp fiction author
Film guy 📽️
NOT A SNITCH.
Dodgers win. In one hour and fifty-three minutes. 2-0.
September 26, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Dodgers win. In one hour and fifty-three minutes. 2-0.
Dingers! Two of them. 2-0.
September 26, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Dingers! Two of them. 2-0.
Watching Dodgers.
September 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Watching Dodgers.
Taking the train home means dealing with this hill.
September 25, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Taking the train home means dealing with this hill.
Watching Dodgers.
September 25, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Watching Dodgers.
Braves lose!
September 25, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Braves lose!
Am I scared to open my email? yes!
September 24, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Am I scared to open my email? yes!
Back in the office. Looking at a 12 hour day. Soupy and gross in downtown Pasadena. Stupid el nino .
September 24, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Back in the office. Looking at a 12 hour day. Soupy and gross in downtown Pasadena. Stupid el nino .
Court over. Time for a nap.
7am on my way to court. Exhausting.
September 23, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Court over. Time for a nap.
It’s because Xi is coming on Wednesday and apparently my guys are a peace offering.
My Tiananmen square clients were arrested again and sent to Adelanto supposedly because ICE has travel documents now for China. I'm trying to decide whether I can be successful with an emergency motion. God damn it.
September 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It’s because Xi is coming on Wednesday and apparently my guys are a peace offering.
7am on my way to court. Exhausting.
September 23, 2026 at 1:59 PM
7am on my way to court. Exhausting.
Stupid Padres.
September 23, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Stupid Padres.
Watching Dodgers. Pages comes back tonight. Dinger?
September 23, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Watching Dodgers. Pages comes back tonight. Dinger?
My Tiananmen square clients were arrested again and sent to Adelanto supposedly because ICE has travel documents now for China. I'm trying to decide whether I can be successful with an emergency motion. God damn it.
September 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
My Tiananmen square clients were arrested again and sent to Adelanto supposedly because ICE has travel documents now for China. I'm trying to decide whether I can be successful with an emergency motion. God damn it.
Is the person who wrote this email clever enough to have intentionally misspelled 'sincerly?'
September 22, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Is the person who wrote this email clever enough to have intentionally misspelled 'sincerly?'
Millions of Paramount and Warner Bros subscribers have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time the day after this deal closes.
September 22, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Millions of Paramount and Warner Bros subscribers have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time the day after this deal closes.
Back in the office. Overcast and gloomy in downtown Pasadena. I can hear the jackhammer on the street below behind the dumpling house. Happy Monday!
September 21, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Back in the office. Overcast and gloomy in downtown Pasadena. I can hear the jackhammer on the street below behind the dumpling house. Happy Monday!
Dinger! Tie game.
September 20, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Dinger! Tie game.
Amber says “Hello.”
September 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Amber says “Hello.”
Checked out some Dodger history.
September 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Checked out some Dodger history.
At the park for my last regular season game.
September 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
At the park for my last regular season game.
Watching Dodgers! Mookie opens with the dinger!
September 19, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Watching Dodgers! Mookie opens with the dinger!
Watching Dodgers. Tuck with the dinger. 1-0. Yes, I am watching a baseball game from twelve hours ago.
September 18, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Watching Dodgers. Tuck with the dinger. 1-0. Yes, I am watching a baseball game from twelve hours ago.
I'm sitting in my office vaping and working on this appeal. Maybe I'll grab a soda.
September 18, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I'm sitting in my office vaping and working on this appeal. Maybe I'll grab a soda.