Edmasterweb
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I don’t do politics…I do human compassion. If you force me to do politics, I will always be on the side that has human compassion.
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Edmasterweb
@edmasterweb.bsky.social
· Jun 23
I think I’m gonna start posting little weird slices of my long long (looonng) life.
What the world needs now…
September 28, 2026 at 5:07 AM
What the world needs now…
Estrogenesis
feminize a band name
The Eve Miller Band
September 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Estrogenesis
It is interesting that there must have been enough incidents of bestiality that they needed to have a ruling. Creepy but interesting.
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
It is interesting that there must have been enough incidents of bestiality that they needed to have a ruling. Creepy but interesting.
Sold! If her secret is she’s a vampire, I’m in!
Movie pitch: Shark. Bitten by werewolf. Wereshark. Only Neve Campbell can fight it. She's a marine biologist. With a secret.
September 14, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Sold! If her secret is she’s a vampire, I’m in!
Remember the Ty-D-Bol man dressed in a pea jacket, white slacks, and a captain’s hat while boating in your toilet tank?
That’s the kind of disconnect I need.
That’s the kind of disconnect I need.
September 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Remember the Ty-D-Bol man dressed in a pea jacket, white slacks, and a captain’s hat while boating in your toilet tank?
That’s the kind of disconnect I need.
That’s the kind of disconnect I need.
Me: You wanna see Coyote vs Acme together so I can explain why each joke is funny?
My Millennial: I’ll pass.
Wise boy.
My Millennial: I’ll pass.
Wise boy.
September 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Me: You wanna see Coyote vs Acme together so I can explain why each joke is funny?
My Millennial: I’ll pass.
Wise boy.
My Millennial: I’ll pass.
Wise boy.
Timeline cleanse
September 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Timeline cleanse
Exactly!
people keep replying to this saying I'm projecting which is how I can tell they've never owned a cat
he's mad that I'm getting ready for work but he wants me to know that he's mad so he's sitting 2 feet away from me with his back to me angrily
September 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Exactly!
The short story of my life
i made a list i lost the list fuck that list
September 1, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The short story of my life
Signed by Jim?!? I’m in! I hear he usually NEVER signs autographs.
FUCK IT! Who'd like to win a signed book from me & Jim? 3 of these going to 3 randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below.
YOU MIGHT LIKE IT IF YOU LIKE:
Weird stones
Bookshops
Mysterious pensioners
Badgers
The devil
fungi
Deer
Pixies
Sample story here: www.tom-cox.com/the-date/
YOU MIGHT LIKE IT IF YOU LIKE:
Weird stones
Bookshops
Mysterious pensioners
Badgers
The devil
fungi
Deer
Pixies
Sample story here: www.tom-cox.com/the-date/
August 31, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Signed by Jim?!? I’m in! I hear he usually NEVER signs autographs.
Ain’t that the truth!
I’m usually only an adult when absolutely forced to be.
August 31, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Ain’t that the truth!
One time I pulled up to a bar and there was one open parking space right in front but it seemed too small. I carefully negotiated a parallel parking job and fit it in. When I got out the entire crowd of outside smokers, who’d been watching me (and laying odds on my success), burst into applause.
August 31, 2026 at 4:02 PM
One time I pulled up to a bar and there was one open parking space right in front but it seemed too small. I carefully negotiated a parallel parking job and fit it in. When I got out the entire crowd of outside smokers, who’d been watching me (and laying odds on my success), burst into applause.
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Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Me: it depends if I’m drinking or pouring
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Me: it depends if I’m drinking or pouring
August 22, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Me: it depends if I’m drinking or pouring
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Me: it depends if I’m drinking or pouring
Does watching someone using a garden hose make women need to pee too?
August 25, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Does watching someone using a garden hose make women need to pee too?
I periodically prowl old newspaper articles online. While looking up stories on HH Holmes from 1895 I came across this clipping from an Indiana daily paper.
August 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I periodically prowl old newspaper articles online. While looking up stories on HH Holmes from 1895 I came across this clipping from an Indiana daily paper.
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So proud of his work!
August 10, 2026 at 1:15 PM
So proud of his work!
Ketchup slices? Isn’t that just tomatoes?!?
August 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Ketchup slices? Isn’t that just tomatoes?!?
13: On our 8th grade trip to Washington DC I stayed up all night in the hotel drinking beers with classmates. I then fell asleep the next morning during a special private meeting for our class with our State Senator in his office. It is always the 1st thing my teacher remembers at my class reunions.
July 20, 2026 at 4:01 PM
13: On our 8th grade trip to Washington DC I stayed up all night in the hotel drinking beers with classmates. I then fell asleep the next morning during a special private meeting for our class with our State Senator in his office. It is always the 1st thing my teacher remembers at my class reunions.
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the devil does karaoke and he fuckin nails Elvis Costello's "Veronica"
July 20, 2026 at 3:19 PM
the devil does karaoke and he fuckin nails Elvis Costello's "Veronica"
12: my cousins lived on the other side of town on a farm. They liked to celebrate their animals birthdays. I have old pictures of half a dozen puppies gathered around the dining table with party hats and another one of me feeding a horse a birthday cake made for him. I just thought this was normal.
July 20, 2026 at 3:51 AM
12: my cousins lived on the other side of town on a farm. They liked to celebrate their animals birthdays. I have old pictures of half a dozen puppies gathered around the dining table with party hats and another one of me feeding a horse a birthday cake made for him. I just thought this was normal.
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July 15, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Trent Reznor gets verbose in his communications
Nine inch emails
Nine inch emails
Trent Reznor opens a school for the blind
nine inch brailles
nine inch brailles
Trent Reznor moves to Alaska during storm season
nine inch hails
nine inch hails
July 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Trent Reznor gets verbose in his communications
Nine inch emails
Nine inch emails
…while two cats look on in amusement.
Having two dogs: One of them starts the trouble and the other one arrives to support the cause.
July 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
…while two cats look on in amusement.
Sometimes my cat suddenly pokes its head up from a nap and stares out intently down the empty hallway and I always check the news and see if it’s today.
July 15, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Sometimes my cat suddenly pokes its head up from a nap and stares out intently down the empty hallway and I always check the news and see if it’s today.