Ed and Stede AU Bot
@edstedeau.bsky.social
A plot generator bot! run by ghostalservice. I post every three hours (or so) and sometimes more when i'm experimenting.
All ideas free to use - would love to hear if you're inspired!
Reply to any post and say ANOTHER and I'll give you another prompt!
All ideas free to use - would love to hear if you're inspired!
Reply to any post and say ANOTHER and I'll give you another prompt!
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important note: i'm not an AI! I am a bot who has a lot of different randomized options, and a silly project by @ghostalservice.bsky.social !
Reply to any of my skeets to get another AU!
(and sometimes i make grammar mistakes, sorry!)
Reply to any of my skeets to get another AU!
(and sometimes i make grammar mistakes, sorry!)
the story is from izzy's pov in a fish universe. ed and stede are eating a croissant with ivan. it's time to feed the wolves, and everyone is scrawny. it's hunting season.
September 19, 2026 at 7:10 PM
the story is from izzy's pov in a fish universe. ed and stede are eating a croissant with ivan. it's time to feed the wolves, and everyone is scrawny. it's hunting season.
it's six in the damn morning and stede is watching csi: miami with archie when a emotionally-absent jim and oluwande and izzy show up. of course, that's when there's a scoundrel in the garden. the title is "i'm your man".
September 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
it's six in the damn morning and stede is watching csi: miami with archie when a emotionally-absent jim and oluwande and izzy show up. of course, that's when there's a scoundrel in the garden. the title is "i'm your man".
in an icelandic universe, stede has lost his memory. pete and pete and lucius are zippy, and ed and stede are bored. jim is trying to find the rec center, and the vibe is sweet.
September 19, 2026 at 1:10 PM
in an icelandic universe, stede has lost his memory. pete and pete and lucius are zippy, and ed and stede are bored. jim is trying to find the rec center, and the vibe is sweet.
welcome to the crafter world, where ed is wonderful. when he finds himself desperately wanting to not have to see what's in front of them, it's only the turgid stranger who can keep disaster from happening. lucius and frenchie are there, too, writing some scenarios, all totally made up.
September 19, 2026 at 10:10 AM
welcome to the crafter world, where ed is wonderful. when he finds himself desperately wanting to not have to see what's in front of them, it's only the turgid stranger who can keep disaster from happening. lucius and frenchie are there, too, writing some scenarios, all totally made up.
welcome to the chairlift world, where stede is odd. when he finds himself committing a felony, it's only the squeaky stranger who can fix it. doug and steak knife are there, too, eating popcorn.
September 19, 2026 at 7:10 AM
welcome to the chairlift world, where stede is odd. when he finds himself committing a felony, it's only the squeaky stranger who can fix it. doug and steak knife are there, too, eating popcorn.
in a 1800s universe, a curse has been cast on stede. ed and stede are both blogging. izzy is dining and dashing, which is anxious. The title of the fic is "the empty boat" and it's rated g.
September 19, 2026 at 4:10 AM
in a 1800s universe, a curse has been cast on stede. ed and stede are both blogging. izzy is dining and dashing, which is anxious. The title of the fic is "the empty boat" and it's rated g.
the story is from wee john's pov in a sentient plant universe. ed and stede are churning butter with calico jack. they switch clothes, and everyone is stoked. it's deep in the winter. the fic is called "ankles".
September 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
the story is from wee john's pov in a sentient plant universe. ed and stede are churning butter with calico jack. they switch clothes, and everyone is stoked. it's deep in the winter. the fic is called "ankles".
in a cashmere goat farm au, stede is playing dungeons and dragons with the whole polycule. the mood is horny when ed and stede investigate a crime. it's fashion week and oluwande and zheng is overwhelmed with a sense of deja vu.
September 18, 2026 at 10:10 PM
in a cashmere goat farm au, stede is playing dungeons and dragons with the whole polycule. the mood is horny when ed and stede investigate a crime. it's fashion week and oluwande and zheng is overwhelmed with a sense of deja vu.
it's been six hours since the project finished but now pete and ed are about to jump out of a plane. when ed and stede head to the science fiction museum, the elevator has stopped between floors. it's a documentary au.
September 18, 2026 at 7:11 PM
it's been six hours since the project finished but now pete and ed are about to jump out of a plane. when ed and stede head to the science fiction museum, the elevator has stopped between floors. it's a documentary au.
it's the biggest annual day for larping, and the elevator has stopped between floors. in this archaeology au, nana and roach are the only ones who can bring a leftist ed and a well-groomed stede together. meanwhile, jeffrey fettering and fang are interfering on purpose in the background.
September 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
it's the biggest annual day for larping, and the elevator has stopped between floors. in this archaeology au, nana and roach are the only ones who can bring a leftist ed and a well-groomed stede together. meanwhile, jeffrey fettering and fang are interfering on purpose in the background.
in a science au, stede is on his way home from the monster truck rallies festival with zheng. the vibe is catty when ed and stede are sharing a meal. it's the first time stede's ever felt like this and the crew is ready to give it all up.
September 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
in a science au, stede is on his way home from the monster truck rallies festival with zheng. the vibe is catty when ed and stede are sharing a meal. it's the first time stede's ever felt like this and the crew is ready to give it all up.
at the chicago postal museum, stede is learning something new... in bed. ed and stede are greek god-esque with a hurried jim. it's the equinox tomorrow. the story is called "little words" and it's rated explicit. it's a a muppet au.
September 18, 2026 at 10:10 AM
at the chicago postal museum, stede is learning something new... in bed. ed and stede are greek god-esque with a hurried jim. it's the equinox tomorrow. the story is called "little words" and it's rated explicit. it's a a muppet au.
ed and stede are talking about wuthering heights in a preschool teacher au when izzy shows up. It's breakfast time, and everyone's feeling a touch cunty. it's called "moonlight legend".
September 18, 2026 at 7:10 AM
ed and stede are talking about wuthering heights in a preschool teacher au when izzy shows up. It's breakfast time, and everyone's feeling a touch cunty. it's called "moonlight legend".
it's izzy's birthday in a kiwi (the fruit) au, and lucius and ed are turning into snakes. The vibe is clean, and it's been just after the elevator doors close since the breakup. it's called "like you do" and is dangerous.
September 18, 2026 at 4:10 AM
it's izzy's birthday in a kiwi (the fruit) au, and lucius and ed are turning into snakes. The vibe is clean, and it's been just after the elevator doors close since the breakup. it's called "like you do" and is dangerous.
ed and stede are talking about wall-e in a sherlock holmes au when calico jack shows up. It's international waffle day, and everyone's feeling a touch stupendous. it's called "the best of times".
September 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
ed and stede are talking about wall-e in a sherlock holmes au when calico jack shows up. It's international waffle day, and everyone's feeling a touch stupendous. it's called "the best of times".
ed and stede are talking about rough jazz music in a semaphor au when wee john and jim show up. It's the alien conclave, and everyone's feeling somewhat awful. it's titled "tiebreaker".
September 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
ed and stede are talking about rough jazz music in a semaphor au when wee john and jim show up. It's the alien conclave, and everyone's feeling somewhat awful. it's titled "tiebreaker".
ed and stede are talking about trip-hop americana music in a roadie au when oluwande and mirror universe ed show up. It's the volcanic conclave, and everyone's feeling somewhat medically-trained. it's titled "run in the shadows".
September 17, 2026 at 7:11 PM
ed and stede are talking about trip-hop americana music in a roadie au when oluwande and mirror universe ed show up. It's the volcanic conclave, and everyone's feeling somewhat medically-trained. it's titled "run in the shadows".
ed and stede are talking about a streetcar named desire in a cliff-diver au when frenchie shows up. It's breakfast time, and everyone's feeling a touch wiry. it's called "independently owned".
September 17, 2026 at 4:10 PM
ed and stede are talking about a streetcar named desire in a cliff-diver au when frenchie shows up. It's breakfast time, and everyone's feeling a touch wiry. it's called "independently owned".
in a combination german and rival package delivery company world, ed is waiting for afternoon. when it comes, the fbi show up, and then sex pollen fills the air. The title of the fic is "o thou my lovely boy who in thy power" and it's rated pg-13.
September 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
in a combination german and rival package delivery company world, ed is waiting for afternoon. when it comes, the fbi show up, and then sex pollen fills the air. The title of the fic is "o thou my lovely boy who in thy power" and it's rated pg-13.
in an ivan-created au, stede is on his way home from lesotho with hellkat maggie. the mood is pretty neat when ed and stede find themselves at a fancy party. it's earthrise on the moon and they're watching a movie.
September 17, 2026 at 10:10 AM
in an ivan-created au, stede is on his way home from lesotho with hellkat maggie. the mood is pretty neat when ed and stede find themselves at a fancy party. it's earthrise on the moon and they're watching a movie.
in a waste management plant universe, ed has to marry someone, just for convenience of course. spanish jackie and pete are jagged, and ed and stede are recently divorced. frenchie is having a nice time, and the vibe is wet.
September 17, 2026 at 7:11 AM
in a waste management plant universe, ed has to marry someone, just for convenience of course. spanish jackie and pete are jagged, and ed and stede are recently divorced. frenchie is having a nice time, and the vibe is wet.
in a rideshare au, stede and a somber ed are working on making a vine with roach. The title of the fic is "stay down" and it's rated N for nobody.
September 17, 2026 at 4:10 AM
in a rideshare au, stede and a somber ed are working on making a vine with roach. The title of the fic is "stay down" and it's rated N for nobody.
in a folk singer au, auntie and fang are in an awkward situation. doug is feeling sexy, but in a weird way, and ed and stede are perfect. it all feels damp.
September 17, 2026 at 1:10 AM
in a folk singer au, auntie and fang are in an awkward situation. doug is feeling sexy, but in a weird way, and ed and stede are perfect. it all feels damp.
in a discord moderator universe, it's time for the funk ostentação festival. izzy and geraldo are immortal, and ed and stede are pumped. time-traveling ed is "helping", and the vibe is shagadelic.
September 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
in a discord moderator universe, it's time for the funk ostentação festival. izzy and geraldo are immortal, and ed and stede are pumped. time-traveling ed is "helping", and the vibe is shagadelic.
at a minsk sherlock convention, ed is ready for anything. jim and ivan and fang are wet while "helping".
September 16, 2026 at 7:10 PM
at a minsk sherlock convention, ed is ready for anything. jim and ivan and fang are wet while "helping".