professor professerson🔻
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if loving worms is stupid i don’t wanna be smart!!!!!!
from the river to the sea 🌊🇵🇸
if loving worms is stupid i don’t wanna be smart!!!!!!
from the river to the sea 🌊🇵🇸
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Here is our full list of all 145 sex pests and sexual predators from ICE and Customs & Border Protection in a single image. The entries outlined in red indicate entries involving alleged sex crimes against children.
August 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Here is our full list of all 145 sex pests and sexual predators from ICE and Customs & Border Protection in a single image. The entries outlined in red indicate entries involving alleged sex crimes against children.
made this because i’m a genius
July 24, 2026 at 12:34 AM
made this because i’m a genius
i wish they translated kensuke to “swordbert” in the english version
July 23, 2026 at 4:14 AM
i wish they translated kensuke to “swordbert” in the english version
men love throwing their deodorant at my wall and denting it apparently
June 26, 2026 at 2:53 PM
men love throwing their deodorant at my wall and denting it apparently
me trying to impress zelda trade: hyah hup KYAAAAHGGG AAAAHHHH
June 24, 2026 at 4:07 PM
me trying to impress zelda trade: hyah hup KYAAAAHGGG AAAAHHHH
using an umbrella in chicago is like using a cheesecloth as a condom
June 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
using an umbrella in chicago is like using a cheesecloth as a condom
beckham really cashed in on this world cup lmfao
June 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM
beckham really cashed in on this world cup lmfao
wait three red cards ??
June 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
wait three red cards ??
i hate it when i get two red cards in my opening game
June 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
i hate it when i get two red cards in my opening game
the whole world: americans need to actually do something to overthrow the government
american liberals: let’s sue the president, that’ll show em
american liberals: let’s sue the president, that’ll show em
May 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
the whole world: americans need to actually do something to overthrow the government
american liberals: let’s sue the president, that’ll show em
american liberals: let’s sue the president, that’ll show em
i don’t think that’s the puck from glee
May 6, 2026 at 6:01 AM
i don’t think that’s the puck from glee
new adhd medication works so well i actually refilled it on time for once
April 24, 2026 at 1:08 PM
new adhd medication works so well i actually refilled it on time for once
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The CIA right now....
April 8, 2026 at 10:39 AM
The CIA right now....
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New favorite player just dropped
March 14, 2026 at 12:16 AM
New favorite player just dropped
vaping in the airport lactation pod
March 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
vaping in the airport lactation pod
this text coming from the woman who hasn’t given us our tips on time in ✨weeks✨
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM
this text coming from the woman who hasn’t given us our tips on time in ✨weeks✨
gotta get out of retail before it takes me out entirely
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
gotta get out of retail before it takes me out entirely
facebook still produces the occasional gem
January 16, 2026 at 1:32 AM
facebook still produces the occasional gem
i got a cart that i was told was “just okay” so i smacked it on my break and now im realizing that it’s really good and i got too stoned on my break
January 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
i got a cart that i was told was “just okay” so i smacked it on my break and now im realizing that it’s really good and i got too stoned on my break
Caracas is THE most beautiful city in the world, it breaks my heart to see such carnage coming out of a place i called home for so long
January 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Caracas is THE most beautiful city in the world, it breaks my heart to see such carnage coming out of a place i called home for so long
she has some thoughts she’s thinking
January 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
she has some thoughts she’s thinking
!!!!!!
reminder that it doesnt matter what criticisms you have of the government of venezuela right now
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
!!!!!!
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
i am allowing myself designated brainrot day by not limiting my screen time as long as i still get my stuff done
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i am allowing myself designated brainrot day by not limiting my screen time as long as i still get my stuff done