Why does the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives get all the cool shit

Can't stay mad at cyclists who ring their dainty little bell at me

Why they put my boy Peter on blast for eating pumpkins

Do I still have to call them walkie-talkies or is there like an adult name for them

Your rap name is "lil" followed by the fifth duke of Bavaria.

Lil Theodbert. Your rap name is Lil Theodbert.